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aspiring NFL coach.
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The field for the 2028 U.S. Olympic Marathon Trials just got a little bit bigger thanks to the California International Marathon.

55 women ran under the qualifying standard of 2:37:00‼️
December 7, 2025 at 10:12 PM
The Minnesota Vikings are wasting my prime.
November 30, 2025 at 11:12 PM
My 6yo nephew said the turkey was dry and started choking and I asked if he knew the Heimlich maneuver. He goes “yeah.. in the name of the father, son, and Holy Spirit”. Close enough.
November 28, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Who needs northern lights when your boomer neighbors think they need to light the neighborhood with 40,000,000,000 lumen LED lights any time it’s dark outside.
November 13, 2025 at 1:54 AM
I got new tires today and they were like “oh you NEED new wiper blades yours are streaking” and I was like no they aren’t? And refused.

Dear reader, there was a leaf stuck in the blade. 🙃
November 9, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Today I was helping my 6yo nephew with homework and he was like “I’m not very good with reading comprehension” and I was like “don’t worry most of America isn’t either”.
November 6, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Nanana boo boo we beat the lions. 👾
November 2, 2025 at 9:14 PM
My nephew asked if we get to pick a prize out of a prize bucket if we do a good deed at work and I was like no we just get laid off.
October 25, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Being a Gophers fan just hardens you for being a Vikings fan.
October 25, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Peloton app down, Starbucks mobile order down, but at least I can check my fantasy football lineup or the fabric of society would really be crumbling.
October 20, 2025 at 12:55 PM
I don’t want Prince Harry to be our QB anymore.
October 19, 2025 at 6:46 PM
My blood donation for my hemochromatosis is going well. I went for my first one today and the Red Cross guy screamed at me 3 times in front of everyone, so I got up and left. I’ll keep my iron rich blood for myself then bye.
October 15, 2025 at 12:25 AM
There isn’t much to be optimistic about these days but marathon content is the exception. 🥹
October 12, 2025 at 11:18 PM
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The Life of a Vikings Fan
October 5, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Started this cycle hoping it would be my BQ marathon. Ended with barely making it through 10. Sometimes the finish lines mean different things in our journey. ❤️ Now I just wanna feel better. 🥲
October 5, 2025 at 4:11 PM
4006. themissjenn 1:38:19 (while in an auto immune flare 🫠)
Twin Cities 10 Mile Results
1. Mercy Chelangat 52:05
2. Everlyn Kemboi 52:38
3. Annie Frisbie 52:51
4. Amanda Vestri 53:14
5. Megan Sailor 53:19
6. Vanessa Fraser 54:21
7. Jessica Gockley-Day 54:29
8. Molly Born 54:37
9. Atsede Baysa Tessema 54:44
10. Paige Wood 54:47
11. Elena Hayday 55:09
Results
2025 Medtronic Twin Cities Marathon Weekend - St Paul, US - Medtronic Twin Cities Marathon Weekend Saturday October 4 &a - October 5, 2025
results.raceroster.com
October 5, 2025 at 4:04 PM
I’m a lot less anxious about running a marathon when I plan to easy run the 10 mile instead. Follow me for more running tips.
October 5, 2025 at 11:15 AM
I purchased bibs for both the tc marathon and 10 mile but the $18.50 to park at the expo is where I draw a line financially. 🥴
October 3, 2025 at 10:20 PM
At least when the Vikings play in Europe you can have your day ruined early and move on.
September 28, 2025 at 3:36 PM
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Harry Styles ran a 2:59 marathon in Berlin. He would probably run faster in a point-to-point marathon.

He’s better in one direction.
September 22, 2025 at 12:12 AM
I def feel like an old now because JJ McCarthy looks 14 years old to me.
September 15, 2025 at 12:44 AM
We haven’t even had a snap of football and we already have a spitgate. Football is back baby.
September 5, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Football is back bb.
August 9, 2025 at 7:40 PM
It’s so funny when the Facebook commenters are like “yeah get back to the office and get back to work” like you think putting me downtown with 100 of my friends is going to make me get more work done?
July 15, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Got pushed and elbowed by 2 guys during the 4th of July 5k. Very necessary for the 7:45 pace we were running I hope I didn’t keep them from 85th place.
July 4, 2025 at 6:30 PM