themandorf
themandorf.bsky.social
themandorf
@themandorf.bsky.social
A description-writing challenged individual.
PSA: Due to the defunct penny, thoughts will now cost a nickel. That is all.
November 18, 2025 at 4:46 PM
If there is someone out there named Dono Treply, their email address might very well be donotreply@xxxxx.com.
November 14, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Are Trump's recent remarks about wanting to make it to Heaven actually based on his love affair with Satan portrayed on South Park?
August 21, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Happy Day, John Misty.
June 15, 2025 at 1:05 PM
So sounds like Trump kinda wants to deport the guy who basically invented being Born in the USA?
May 19, 2025 at 1:55 PM
By the number of Google Chrome updates I get, I'm starting to think the date is just hardcoded.
May 7, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Reposted by themandorf
Crockett: "If we are gonna talk about efficiency, let's talk about the fact that as of March 30, Trump's golfing has cost us approximately $26 million. And the last time I checked, we're not getting anything in return for that ... he decided he was going to golf instead of receiving four heroes."
April 8, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Crazy no one knew that when Elon Musk joined Trump it was actually the soft release of Tesla's latest vehicle: the Cyberschmuck.
April 4, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Curiously woke up this morning not feeling any more liberated, just much poorer?
April 4, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Reposted by themandorf
Murphy: "Democrats should stay focused on the central storyline. This week, Republicans are gonna be voting on a procedural step to try to cut Medicaid by $880b... it is not a coincidence that Trump is floating this idea of running for a 3rd term during a weak when an outright theft is happening."
April 1, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Hey @merriam-webster.com:

HEGSETH (v) - Heg·seth /ˈhegˌseTH/ - To unintentionally disclose confidential information in a public setting due to one's own lack of awareness and/or competence.

ex: "He totally hegsethed yesterday, revealing the project's secret details in front of the entire office."
March 26, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Sometimes you get an email and it says LAST CHANCE but in most cases I find they give you another chance. #lifehack
March 14, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Hope his running mate's name starts with "J" so they can be PB&J on the ticket.
March 13, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Should've shorted Trump's Presidency (I'm sure he did).
March 10, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Turns out Gene Hackman's heart was federally employed and had been cut by DOGE.
March 8, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Is there a term for the prejudice one exhibits based on the domain in others' email addresses?
March 7, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Most Presidents have to die first before Lying in State but not Trump!
March 5, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Bet you someone out there not paying attention thinks tomorrow's February 29th...boy are they in for a surprise.
March 1, 2025 at 4:43 AM
How long until the Executive Order banning minority recasts of Disney animated originals?
February 7, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Super Bowl LIX will be the first time since 2021 that the game will not feature the slogan "End Racism" stenciled on the back line of one of the end zones.

sports.yahoo.com/super-bowl-2...
a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of two microphones in front of a plane .
Alt: George w bush in a suit and tie is standing in front of two microphones in front of a plane and mission accomplished sign..
media.tenor.com
February 4, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Can those who Biden preemptively pardoned today just go out there and start committing crimes now? Full disclosure: I'm working entirely off my memory of the 1999 Ashley Judd thriller Double Jeopardy.
January 21, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Well this is a shitty National Championship game. Thanks Trump!
January 21, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Major missed opportunity not having a Kiss Cam at the Inauguration today.
January 20, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Ia now a good time to try TikTok?
January 19, 2025 at 3:13 AM