Sgt Angle
@thekidscallmehoju.bsky.social
Just the one swan actually.
Newcastle, for my sins.
Newcastle, for my sins.
November 29, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Wish I was drinking.
November 28, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Wish I was drinking.
Recieved a black Friday email from Arsenal. Thought I'll check the cost of a Russo shirt for the youngest. £84, without the name.
Football in the UK deserves to fucking die.
Football in the UK deserves to fucking die.
November 26, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Recieved a black Friday email from Arsenal. Thought I'll check the cost of a Russo shirt for the youngest. £84, without the name.
Football in the UK deserves to fucking die.
Football in the UK deserves to fucking die.
Be surprised if there weren't a few changes tonight.
We played 72hrs ago. Its the 2nd game of 9 in 29 days & less important than some.
Basically, can everyone try to keep their shit together if the big lad is at LB. Hall can't play every game and A.Murphy is seemingly not in contention
#nufc
We played 72hrs ago. Its the 2nd game of 9 in 29 days & less important than some.
Basically, can everyone try to keep their shit together if the big lad is at LB. Hall can't play every game and A.Murphy is seemingly not in contention
#nufc
November 25, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Be surprised if there weren't a few changes tonight.
We played 72hrs ago. Its the 2nd game of 9 in 29 days & less important than some.
Basically, can everyone try to keep their shit together if the big lad is at LB. Hall can't play every game and A.Murphy is seemingly not in contention
#nufc
We played 72hrs ago. Its the 2nd game of 9 in 29 days & less important than some.
Basically, can everyone try to keep their shit together if the big lad is at LB. Hall can't play every game and A.Murphy is seemingly not in contention
#nufc
Its been a ridiculous test, both supporters posting like they're losing. But if at the start of the game you offered me:
Australia need to make the highest score of the match & over 200. I'd probably have taken that.
#ashes
Australia need to make the highest score of the match & over 200. I'd probably have taken that.
#ashes
November 22, 2025 at 6:43 AM
Its been a ridiculous test, both supporters posting like they're losing. But if at the start of the game you offered me:
Australia need to make the highest score of the match & over 200. I'd probably have taken that.
#ashes
Australia need to make the highest score of the match & over 200. I'd probably have taken that.
#ashes
Nothing in that session will make Duckett/Pope's end of series highlight reel, but they were some really tough, important runs scored.
#ashes
#ashes
November 22, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Nothing in that session will make Duckett/Pope's end of series highlight reel, but they were some really tough, important runs scored.
#ashes
#ashes
Reposted by Sgt Angle
There's this woman doing an absolutely wild social experiment on TikTok. She calls random US churches with the sound of a baby crying in the background, explain the baby hasn't eaten in over 12 hours, and asks for 1 bottle of baby formula. She has a public spreadsheet of how each one responded. 1/3
November 13, 2025 at 6:48 AM
There's this woman doing an absolutely wild social experiment on TikTok. She calls random US churches with the sound of a baby crying in the background, explain the baby hasn't eaten in over 12 hours, and asks for 1 bottle of baby formula. She has a public spreadsheet of how each one responded. 1/3
(All those) & Horizon, BBC Bite Size, the News Quiz, BBC4 Music night incl TOTP, Rolling News coverage, Sports Report.
When something really important happens ppl don't put on Sky News. During Covid the BBC was central to Gvmt plans & the UKs wellbeing. Now ppl contemplating chucking it away.
When something really important happens ppl don't put on Sky News. During Covid the BBC was central to Gvmt plans & the UKs wellbeing. Now ppl contemplating chucking it away.
I flipping well love the BBC.
BBC Sounds, Radio 6, Test Match Special, CBeebies, BBC Sport website, Desert Island Discs, Peel Sessions. I’d be lost without them
Lefties think its too righty. Righties think its too lefty.
I just think its fab.
BBC Sounds, Radio 6, Test Match Special, CBeebies, BBC Sport website, Desert Island Discs, Peel Sessions. I’d be lost without them
Lefties think its too righty. Righties think its too lefty.
I just think its fab.
November 11, 2025 at 8:21 AM
(All those) & Horizon, BBC Bite Size, the News Quiz, BBC4 Music night incl TOTP, Rolling News coverage, Sports Report.
When something really important happens ppl don't put on Sky News. During Covid the BBC was central to Gvmt plans & the UKs wellbeing. Now ppl contemplating chucking it away.
When something really important happens ppl don't put on Sky News. During Covid the BBC was central to Gvmt plans & the UKs wellbeing. Now ppl contemplating chucking it away.
Not saying online relations between the happy clappers & the bedwetters are a bit strained at the moment.
But if we lose to the Mackems there might be some going to the mattresses.
#nufc
But if we lose to the Mackems there might be some going to the mattresses.
#nufc
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November 10, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Not saying online relations between the happy clappers & the bedwetters are a bit strained at the moment.
But if we lose to the Mackems there might be some going to the mattresses.
#nufc
But if we lose to the Mackems there might be some going to the mattresses.
#nufc
We've had a shite week, losing two games against bottom half sides after being ahead in both.
If we'd won both we would be exactly where we need to be league wise.
For me the issue is clearly the inability to breakdown teams when we've got the majority of the ball & a lack intensity.
#nufc
If we'd won both we would be exactly where we need to be league wise.
For me the issue is clearly the inability to breakdown teams when we've got the majority of the ball & a lack intensity.
#nufc
November 9, 2025 at 4:08 PM
We've had a shite week, losing two games against bottom half sides after being ahead in both.
If we'd won both we would be exactly where we need to be league wise.
For me the issue is clearly the inability to breakdown teams when we've got the majority of the ball & a lack intensity.
#nufc
If we'd won both we would be exactly where we need to be league wise.
For me the issue is clearly the inability to breakdown teams when we've got the majority of the ball & a lack intensity.
#nufc
I'm not a qualified sports science man.
But the team has looked lethargic & has lacked the intensity which we rely on in the last few weeks.
I'd guess playing the same side again & again was asking for trouble.
Would like to more regular rotation of the best 5/6 who aren't 1st choice.
#nufc
But the team has looked lethargic & has lacked the intensity which we rely on in the last few weeks.
I'd guess playing the same side again & again was asking for trouble.
Would like to more regular rotation of the best 5/6 who aren't 1st choice.
#nufc
November 9, 2025 at 1:14 PM
I'm not a qualified sports science man.
But the team has looked lethargic & has lacked the intensity which we rely on in the last few weeks.
I'd guess playing the same side again & again was asking for trouble.
Would like to more regular rotation of the best 5/6 who aren't 1st choice.
#nufc
But the team has looked lethargic & has lacked the intensity which we rely on in the last few weeks.
I'd guess playing the same side again & again was asking for trouble.
Would like to more regular rotation of the best 5/6 who aren't 1st choice.
#nufc
I know twitter is a cesspit of racists, cranks and conspiracy theorists.
But the clearest example of online radicalisation atm is Arsenal Bluesky.
Every weekend is like this. This isnt even an egregious example.
But the clearest example of online radicalisation atm is Arsenal Bluesky.
Every weekend is like this. This isnt even an egregious example.
You can't say anything about referees without being accused of saltiness, or sour grapes, but Craig Pawson was an embarrassment today.
Completely gave into the crowd (and Sunderland falling over) at every opportunity, with some bizarre decision making along the way. Shocking.
Completely gave into the crowd (and Sunderland falling over) at every opportunity, with some bizarre decision making along the way. Shocking.
November 8, 2025 at 8:18 PM
I know twitter is a cesspit of racists, cranks and conspiracy theorists.
But the clearest example of online radicalisation atm is Arsenal Bluesky.
Every weekend is like this. This isnt even an egregious example.
But the clearest example of online radicalisation atm is Arsenal Bluesky.
Every weekend is like this. This isnt even an egregious example.
Cant lie, like it when we win games of football. Makes me feel happy.
So dont care for the big list of players that are terrible & we're going to be relegated tonight.
After a win & clean sheet in the Champs Lge can't we just be happy?
Its getting a bit existential this online #nufc unhappiness.
So dont care for the big list of players that are terrible & we're going to be relegated tonight.
After a win & clean sheet in the Champs Lge can't we just be happy?
Its getting a bit existential this online #nufc unhappiness.
November 5, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Cant lie, like it when we win games of football. Makes me feel happy.
So dont care for the big list of players that are terrible & we're going to be relegated tonight.
After a win & clean sheet in the Champs Lge can't we just be happy?
Its getting a bit existential this online #nufc unhappiness.
So dont care for the big list of players that are terrible & we're going to be relegated tonight.
After a win & clean sheet in the Champs Lge can't we just be happy?
Its getting a bit existential this online #nufc unhappiness.
Looks very much like two sides with no form & both k ow the other is struggling.
Lots of frantic attempts to keep/progress the ball. The couple of times both sides have strung a few passes together they've created openings.
#nufc
Lots of frantic attempts to keep/progress the ball. The couple of times both sides have strung a few passes together they've created openings.
#nufc
November 5, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Looks very much like two sides with no form & both k ow the other is struggling.
Lots of frantic attempts to keep/progress the ball. The couple of times both sides have strung a few passes together they've created openings.
#nufc
Lots of frantic attempts to keep/progress the ball. The couple of times both sides have strung a few passes together they've created openings.
#nufc
Country representation In the current Champipns league table (top 11)
England.... 6
Germany.. 2
Italy ...........1
Spain.........1
France.......1
I dont think this is good for football tbh.
#ucl #championsleague
England.... 6
Germany.. 2
Italy ...........1
Spain.........1
France.......1
I dont think this is good for football tbh.
#ucl #championsleague
November 5, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Country representation In the current Champipns league table (top 11)
England.... 6
Germany.. 2
Italy ...........1
Spain.........1
France.......1
I dont think this is good for football tbh.
#ucl #championsleague
England.... 6
Germany.. 2
Italy ...........1
Spain.........1
France.......1
I dont think this is good for football tbh.
#ucl #championsleague
God I miss Newcastle.
Fucking lush this!
Got a soft spot for Bilbao even if they play in red and white 😆
Got a soft spot for Bilbao even if they play in red and white 😆
Bilbao fans enjoying the Bigg Market tonight! #nufc
November 5, 2025 at 6:36 PM
God I miss Newcastle.
I've had to drop the treadmill to walking pace to check Gordon & Woltemade aren't injured.
Thankfully at 2-1 down we've just decided to take off the two players who score goals, for err reasons.
#nufc
Thankfully at 2-1 down we've just decided to take off the two players who score goals, for err reasons.
#nufc
November 2, 2025 at 3:12 PM
I've had to drop the treadmill to walking pace to check Gordon & Woltemade aren't injured.
Thankfully at 2-1 down we've just decided to take off the two players who score goals, for err reasons.
#nufc
Thankfully at 2-1 down we've just decided to take off the two players who score goals, for err reasons.
#nufc
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Putting this on again cos I think it’s fab ❤️
October 31, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Putting this on again cos I think it’s fab ❤️
Hi @priceoffootball.bsky.social not sure you're right in the last pod about the owners losing interest in nufc women.
We've made a lot of signings this summer, some high profile. But not started well & the manager has been sacked. The extra promotion places are an incentive to 'roll the dice'.
We've made a lot of signings this summer, some high profile. But not started well & the manager has been sacked. The extra promotion places are an incentive to 'roll the dice'.
October 31, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Hi @priceoffootball.bsky.social not sure you're right in the last pod about the owners losing interest in nufc women.
We've made a lot of signings this summer, some high profile. But not started well & the manager has been sacked. The extra promotion places are an incentive to 'roll the dice'.
We've made a lot of signings this summer, some high profile. But not started well & the manager has been sacked. The extra promotion places are an incentive to 'roll the dice'.
Gordon & Miley in particular excellent tonight.
Gordon's relationship with Big Nick developing & no question for me now, Miley's best pos is a No 6.
#nufc
Gordon's relationship with Big Nick developing & no question for me now, Miley's best pos is a No 6.
#nufc
October 21, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Gordon & Miley in particular excellent tonight.
Gordon's relationship with Big Nick developing & no question for me now, Miley's best pos is a No 6.
#nufc
Gordon's relationship with Big Nick developing & no question for me now, Miley's best pos is a No 6.
#nufc
Even Van Dijk wouldn't get away with that.
Kairat and Pafos face off in Kazakhstan tonight, with neither team having won a league-stage game in the Champions League.
The wait may continue for Pafos; they will play the majority of the match with ten men after Joao Correia was sent off after just four minutes.
The wait may continue for Pafos; they will play the majority of the match with ten men after Joao Correia was sent off after just four minutes.
October 21, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Even Van Dijk wouldn't get away with that.
A point tonight at home to a pot 2 side keeps us on track for 11pts which with a good goal difference might well be enough.
Looking at the early table though 4 of the 6 sides we play are currently outside of qualifying. Maybe we've had a much better draw than many pundits thought.
#nufc
Looking at the early table though 4 of the 6 sides we play are currently outside of qualifying. Maybe we've had a much better draw than many pundits thought.
#nufc
October 21, 2025 at 3:18 PM
A point tonight at home to a pot 2 side keeps us on track for 11pts which with a good goal difference might well be enough.
Looking at the early table though 4 of the 6 sides we play are currently outside of qualifying. Maybe we've had a much better draw than many pundits thought.
#nufc
Looking at the early table though 4 of the 6 sides we play are currently outside of qualifying. Maybe we've had a much better draw than many pundits thought.
#nufc