Jade
@thejadedbeauty.bsky.social
Welcome to my AO3 BlueSky account! You can find my work below.
Current Fandom Works: The Acolyte
https://archiveofourown.org/users/TheJadedBeauty/pseuds/TheJadedBeauty
Current Fandom Works: The Acolyte
https://archiveofourown.org/users/TheJadedBeauty/pseuds/TheJadedBeauty
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Black Cherry Chutney Ch. 3 is up (and so is the chapter count)! Rated E. #Oshamir
archiveofourown.org/works/735772...
💅 Marketing mogul Osha
💅 Masked nail tech Qimir
💅 She’s a simp
💅 He might be one, too
💅 “Do I know you from somewhere?”
💅 Pop-up holiday bar
archiveofourown.org/works/735772...
💅 Marketing mogul Osha
💅 Masked nail tech Qimir
💅 She’s a simp
💅 He might be one, too
💅 “Do I know you from somewhere?”
💅 Pop-up holiday bar
It’s giving telenovela in the best way! 🍿
Chewy’s After Dark, modern Oshamir AU , Chapter 21 /26 is live
🍔Line Cook Qimir
🥞Shift Lead Osha
📺 Telenovela level sturm und drang
👀jump scares galore
archiveofourown.org/works/658332...
🍔Line Cook Qimir
🥞Shift Lead Osha
📺 Telenovela level sturm und drang
👀jump scares galore
archiveofourown.org/works/658332...
December 6, 2025 at 3:42 PM
It’s giving telenovela in the best way! 🍿
Surprised no one has come for me and my musical preferences for Black Cherry Chutney Ch. 3. I have very strong feelings about those mentioned songs.
December 5, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Surprised no one has come for me and my musical preferences for Black Cherry Chutney Ch. 3. I have very strong feelings about those mentioned songs.
Some visuals for Black Cherry Chutney Ch 3.
Not quite a spoiler, but scroll away if you don’t want to know anything at all.
Not quite a spoiler, but scroll away if you don’t want to know anything at all.
December 5, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Some visuals for Black Cherry Chutney Ch 3.
Not quite a spoiler, but scroll away if you don’t want to know anything at all.
Not quite a spoiler, but scroll away if you don’t want to know anything at all.
Can’t wait to read this tomorrow!
UPDATE!
need you like that
11/12 | explicit | 191k
#oshamir #myfic
for char @parisi3nne.bsky.social
👙 adopted siblings au
👙 moving in together
👙 domestic vibes & smut
👙 babymoon!
👙 pregnancy yoga
🔗: archiveofourown.org/works/632425...
need you like that
11/12 | explicit | 191k
#oshamir #myfic
for char @parisi3nne.bsky.social
👙 adopted siblings au
👙 moving in together
👙 domestic vibes & smut
👙 babymoon!
👙 pregnancy yoga
🔗: archiveofourown.org/works/632425...
December 4, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Can’t wait to read this tomorrow!
Black Cherry Chutney Ch. 3 is up (and so is the chapter count)! Rated E. #Oshamir
archiveofourown.org/works/735772...
💅 Marketing mogul Osha
💅 Masked nail tech Qimir
💅 She’s a simp
💅 He might be one, too
💅 “Do I know you from somewhere?”
💅 Pop-up holiday bar
archiveofourown.org/works/735772...
💅 Marketing mogul Osha
💅 Masked nail tech Qimir
💅 She’s a simp
💅 He might be one, too
💅 “Do I know you from somewhere?”
💅 Pop-up holiday bar
December 4, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Black Cherry Chutney Ch. 3 is up (and so is the chapter count)! Rated E. #Oshamir
archiveofourown.org/works/735772...
💅 Marketing mogul Osha
💅 Masked nail tech Qimir
💅 She’s a simp
💅 He might be one, too
💅 “Do I know you from somewhere?”
💅 Pop-up holiday bar
archiveofourown.org/works/735772...
💅 Marketing mogul Osha
💅 Masked nail tech Qimir
💅 She’s a simp
💅 He might be one, too
💅 “Do I know you from somewhere?”
💅 Pop-up holiday bar
Ready for a little late night hump day treat? ❤️🖤🍒
December 4, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Ready for a little late night hump day treat? ❤️🖤🍒
Maybe I should have talked about my slow progress sooner, because there are now more pages for The Hostess.
Boyz II Men Christmas music and Black Cherry Chutney edits.
I promise I will return to Dark Beings and The Hostess soon.
I am slowly chipping away at the next update for each. It’s just not quite flowing, but BCC is.
I promise I will return to Dark Beings and The Hostess soon.
I am slowly chipping away at the next update for each. It’s just not quite flowing, but BCC is.
December 3, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Maybe I should have talked about my slow progress sooner, because there are now more pages for The Hostess.
Boyz II Men Christmas music and Black Cherry Chutney edits.
I promise I will return to Dark Beings and The Hostess soon.
I am slowly chipping away at the next update for each. It’s just not quite flowing, but BCC is.
I promise I will return to Dark Beings and The Hostess soon.
I am slowly chipping away at the next update for each. It’s just not quite flowing, but BCC is.
December 3, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Boyz II Men Christmas music and Black Cherry Chutney edits.
I promise I will return to Dark Beings and The Hostess soon.
I am slowly chipping away at the next update for each. It’s just not quite flowing, but BCC is.
I promise I will return to Dark Beings and The Hostess soon.
I am slowly chipping away at the next update for each. It’s just not quite flowing, but BCC is.
I may as well just move the chapter count up now for Black Cherry Chutney.
These two won’t shut up or stop flirting.
These two won’t shut up or stop flirting.
November 30, 2025 at 9:29 PM
I may as well just move the chapter count up now for Black Cherry Chutney.
These two won’t shut up or stop flirting.
These two won’t shut up or stop flirting.
Reposted by Jade
the cards that you won't show
#oshamir #fanfic
for @nightfurycyare.bsky.social
4/5 | E | 18k total
♠️ canon compliant
♥️ post s1
♣️ osha and qimir go on a mission to canto bight
♦️she wants to be more to qimir than just his acolyte
🔗 archiveofourown.org/works/712082...
#oshamir #fanfic
for @nightfurycyare.bsky.social
4/5 | E | 18k total
♠️ canon compliant
♥️ post s1
♣️ osha and qimir go on a mission to canto bight
♦️she wants to be more to qimir than just his acolyte
🔗 archiveofourown.org/works/712082...
November 24, 2025 at 11:46 AM
the cards that you won't show
#oshamir #fanfic
for @nightfurycyare.bsky.social
4/5 | E | 18k total
♠️ canon compliant
♥️ post s1
♣️ osha and qimir go on a mission to canto bight
♦️she wants to be more to qimir than just his acolyte
🔗 archiveofourown.org/works/712082...
#oshamir #fanfic
for @nightfurycyare.bsky.social
4/5 | E | 18k total
♠️ canon compliant
♥️ post s1
♣️ osha and qimir go on a mission to canto bight
♦️she wants to be more to qimir than just his acolyte
🔗 archiveofourown.org/works/712082...
Black Cherry Chutney Ch. 2 is up! Rated E. #Oshamir
archiveofourown.org/works/735772...
💅 Marketing mogul Osha
💅 Masked nail tech Qimir
💅 She’s a simp
💅 He might be one, too
💅 “Do I know you from somewhere?”
💅 Pop-up holiday bar
archiveofourown.org/works/735772...
💅 Marketing mogul Osha
💅 Masked nail tech Qimir
💅 She’s a simp
💅 He might be one, too
💅 “Do I know you from somewhere?”
💅 Pop-up holiday bar
November 24, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Black Cherry Chutney Ch. 2 is up! Rated E. #Oshamir
archiveofourown.org/works/735772...
💅 Marketing mogul Osha
💅 Masked nail tech Qimir
💅 She’s a simp
💅 He might be one, too
💅 “Do I know you from somewhere?”
💅 Pop-up holiday bar
archiveofourown.org/works/735772...
💅 Marketing mogul Osha
💅 Masked nail tech Qimir
💅 She’s a simp
💅 He might be one, too
💅 “Do I know you from somewhere?”
💅 Pop-up holiday bar
Me, watching my OCD husband clean the house and put out lawn ornaments for me.
a close up of a woman 's face with red hair smiling and saying yes .
ALT: a close up of a woman 's face with red hair smiling and saying yes .
media.tenor.com
November 23, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Me, watching my OCD husband clean the house and put out lawn ornaments for me.
Quick teaser for Black Cherry Chutney.
November 23, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Quick teaser for Black Cherry Chutney.
If I were to drop a new chapter of Black Cherry Chutney between now and the day after Thanksgiving, when would y’all want it?
November 23, 2025 at 6:06 AM
If I were to drop a new chapter of Black Cherry Chutney between now and the day after Thanksgiving, when would y’all want it?
*Starts stretching*
I am about to make my family about 3 lbs heavier with the things I’m making.
Scratch pies & cakes:
Apple
Lemon buttermilk
Brown sugar aka Sucre
Cheesecake
Cookies & Brownies:
M&M
Chocolate chip
Espresso shortbread
I am about to make my family about 3 lbs heavier with the things I’m making.
Scratch pies & cakes:
Apple
Lemon buttermilk
Brown sugar aka Sucre
Cheesecake
Cookies & Brownies:
M&M
Chocolate chip
Espresso shortbread
November 22, 2025 at 11:45 PM
*Starts stretching*
I am about to make my family about 3 lbs heavier with the things I’m making.
Scratch pies & cakes:
Apple
Lemon buttermilk
Brown sugar aka Sucre
Cheesecake
Cookies & Brownies:
M&M
Chocolate chip
Espresso shortbread
I am about to make my family about 3 lbs heavier with the things I’m making.
Scratch pies & cakes:
Apple
Lemon buttermilk
Brown sugar aka Sucre
Cheesecake
Cookies & Brownies:
M&M
Chocolate chip
Espresso shortbread
Reposted by Jade
COMPLETE!
show me who you are
7/7 | explicit | 50k
#oshamir #myfic
🥊 dead dove
🥊 mma fighter qimir
🥊 accidental honeypot osha
🥊 the match of the century
🥊 confrontations & revelations
🥊 deal with the devil
🔗 archiveofourown.org/works/687927...
show me who you are
7/7 | explicit | 50k
#oshamir #myfic
🥊 dead dove
🥊 mma fighter qimir
🥊 accidental honeypot osha
🥊 the match of the century
🥊 confrontations & revelations
🥊 deal with the devil
🔗 archiveofourown.org/works/687927...
November 18, 2025 at 6:19 PM
COMPLETE!
show me who you are
7/7 | explicit | 50k
#oshamir #myfic
🥊 dead dove
🥊 mma fighter qimir
🥊 accidental honeypot osha
🥊 the match of the century
🥊 confrontations & revelations
🥊 deal with the devil
🔗 archiveofourown.org/works/687927...
show me who you are
7/7 | explicit | 50k
#oshamir #myfic
🥊 dead dove
🥊 mma fighter qimir
🥊 accidental honeypot osha
🥊 the match of the century
🥊 confrontations & revelations
🥊 deal with the devil
🔗 archiveofourown.org/works/687927...
Love to all of you that have to endure MAGA lovers and racists at your dinner table this holiday season.
November 13, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Love to all of you that have to endure MAGA lovers and racists at your dinner table this holiday season.
Reposted by Jade
Back to editing my little nail salon fic.
No, Dark Beings, stop glaring at me. You’re up next.
No, Dark Beings, stop glaring at me. You’re up next.
November 13, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Back to editing my little nail salon fic.
No, Dark Beings, stop glaring at me. You’re up next.
No, Dark Beings, stop glaring at me. You’re up next.
Reading that they don’t want to back pay federal employees is wild (and is theft), and taking issue with people that called in is wilder. A large sum of Americans live check to check. Any disruption puts them in crisis. How do people not understand this? Of course people had to take temp jobs!
November 11, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Reading that they don’t want to back pay federal employees is wild (and is theft), and taking issue with people that called in is wilder. A large sum of Americans live check to check. Any disruption puts them in crisis. How do people not understand this? Of course people had to take temp jobs!
Also made a scratch lemon buttermilk pie.
November 10, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Also made a scratch lemon buttermilk pie.
I made the Tini mac. It slaps. Adjust the spices to your preference though. I added cayenne and onion powder. I don’t recommend skipping the broil.
November 10, 2025 at 1:30 AM
I made the Tini mac. It slaps. Adjust the spices to your preference though. I added cayenne and onion powder. I don’t recommend skipping the broil.
Reposted by Jade
Chapter 10 of The Hostess is up! 🌶️ #Oshamir
archiveofourown.org/works/637262...
🍾Osha x Qimir in Tokyo
🍾Morally gray
🍾Hostess x Yakuza
🍾Down bad behavior all around, but he's worse
🍾Rival gangs & illegal activity
🍾Anything for Osha
🍾Qimir is a bad man
archiveofourown.org/works/637262...
🍾Osha x Qimir in Tokyo
🍾Morally gray
🍾Hostess x Yakuza
🍾Down bad behavior all around, but he's worse
🍾Rival gangs & illegal activity
🍾Anything for Osha
🍾Qimir is a bad man
November 8, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Chapter 10 of The Hostess is up! 🌶️ #Oshamir
archiveofourown.org/works/637262...
🍾Osha x Qimir in Tokyo
🍾Morally gray
🍾Hostess x Yakuza
🍾Down bad behavior all around, but he's worse
🍾Rival gangs & illegal activity
🍾Anything for Osha
🍾Qimir is a bad man
archiveofourown.org/works/637262...
🍾Osha x Qimir in Tokyo
🍾Morally gray
🍾Hostess x Yakuza
🍾Down bad behavior all around, but he's worse
🍾Rival gangs & illegal activity
🍾Anything for Osha
🍾Qimir is a bad man
Four more pages of first pass edits for The Hostess. #Oshamir
a woman in a pink sweater is sitting on a couch and says it 's getting hot in here .
ALT: a woman in a pink sweater is sitting on a couch and says it 's getting hot in here .
media.tenor.com
November 7, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Four more pages of first pass edits for The Hostess. #Oshamir