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David Williamson
@theirishego.bsky.social
2020 Shaw Trust #Power100 - #30in30 marathons - Pride of Britain & 3 NDA nominations - 4x DSotY awards - Service to Sport award winner - Not a salamander
It's all too much for some people...
April 24, 2025 at 9:10 AM
Lads, lads, lads.... it's happening again!

#RealOnesRememberSteve
March 27, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Ah, well that's nice. One does what one can and all that jazz.
March 18, 2025 at 11:55 AM
During this half-term Jules took the kids to The Pizza Station Cafe in Winslow to make their own pizzas!

They had an amazing time and were very proud of themselves too :-)
February 21, 2025 at 4:11 PM
So I've known for a while that if you type "David Williamson Wheelchair" into Google you just get a couple of pages of my ugly mug.

What's very cool though is that I also get one of those AI overview things. Not sure on the geography though 😎
February 19, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Usual Sunday morning getting the kids up and out and down to the lake to see the ducks and goose...

Or "Laaaake. Jucks. Joose" as Keeva says 😁
February 16, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Very proud to announce that I have received more than 30,000 Valentines Day Cards.

I would have received a lot more but I ran out of stamps...
February 14, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Roses are red,
Violets are blue...

Well, no.

Actually I think you'll find that *bluebells* are blue whilst violet is an entirely different spectral colour and has a wavelength between - and this is an approximation - 380 and 450 nanometers.

Happy #ValentinesDay2025
February 14, 2025 at 9:26 AM
The best thing about WFH is taking the kids and dog down the park in my lunch-hour.

Cue us all arriving back covered in mud; shoes and wheelchair left outside and the kids in clean clothes for lunch.

They now get to have a nap, I get to go back to work.

Seems unfair, somehow 😀
February 6, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Right, then.

Let's see what this "Dry January" malarkey is all about.
January 31, 2025 at 4:17 PM
This week has been the anniversary of the passing of my friend's young son.

I think with people younger than yourself, if you don't see them so often they remain - at least in your mind - fixed at the age you first meet them.
January 29, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Went for a walk round the lake with Jules and the kids... Darragh marched straight up to a duck, nodded and said "nice to meet you!"

The boy is in his own universe but he's *terribly* polite with it 😁😁
January 19, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Opening of my 3rd round against Anky.

Some people might say that a rap battle isn't the best place to talk about the inefficiencies of government departments, particularly the DWP but I reckon with the right approach anything is possible...

#UKBR #DisabledSnark @premierbattles.bsky.social
January 11, 2025 at 1:54 PM
I've come up with a brand new concept in comedy, one that will revolutionise the genre.

"Able-Bodied Person" jokes. I'll start, but feel free to contribute.

How many able-bodied people does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

#DisabledSnark #YoureWelcome
January 10, 2025 at 7:09 PM
I've asked Santa for a spare artificial leg for Christmas.

Not as my main present though; more of a stocking filler.

#DisabledSnark 🦿👨‍🦽
December 20, 2024 at 8:20 AM
How did Ebenzer Scrooge score the winning goal in the Charles Dickens Fictional Characters Charity Shield football game?

The Ghost of Christmas passed.

#YoureWelcome
December 18, 2024 at 8:52 PM
Which of Santa's reindeer do dinosaurs hate the most?

Comet.

#YoureWelcome
December 12, 2024 at 1:43 PM
How did Mary and Joseph know how heavy Jesus was when he was born?

They had a weigh in a manger.

#YoureWelcome
December 11, 2024 at 8:34 PM
If you're subscribed to the @premierbattles.bsky.social patreon go give myself vs Anky a watch, a like and let us know what you think.

Personally I think it's the best try-out battle this year, but I'm biased. Tell me if I'm right or wrong.
December 10, 2024 at 4:15 PM
Well that didn't pan out, did it?

#StormDarragh
December 10, 2024 at 12:43 PM
Saturday morning vibes
November 23, 2024 at 9:54 AM
Huge shout-out to both @garygilligan.bsky.social and @ghastbuff.bsky.social for putting together - it has to be said very different! - starter packs.

Definitely appreciate it guys, thank you!
November 21, 2024 at 9:53 AM
This'll be me working from home today, then...
November 19, 2024 at 10:18 AM
First challenge and it's snakes... nuh uh.

I don't trust anything with no legs that moves faster than me.
November 17, 2024 at 10:26 PM
I need to start following you lovely folks back.

That'll be my evening job once the kids are in bed this evening.
November 17, 2024 at 9:56 AM