🏅🥈David, the Table Top (they/them)💛🤍💜🖤
@theinkedknight.bsky.social
Gold and Silver ENnie Award winning and 3x time nominated and Drivethrurpg multiple bestselling TTRPG writer and developer. 34, nonbinary, bisexual, polyam, disabled, latinx, New Yorker
Www.davidcastro.net
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Hey y'all. Having just moved to a brand new state, ya boi is looking for work. If you have some content you need written or a ttrpg book you need developed, my DMs are open. If you want to check out a list of all the games I've worked on, please hit up davidcastro.net/credits
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November 12, 2025 at 3:29 AM
To quote the amazing Lindsay Nikole: THAT WE KNOW OF
Only shocking thing about the Epstein emails so far is that Cuomo isn’t in them
November 13, 2025 at 3:54 AM
To quote the amazing Lindsay Nikole: THAT WE KNOW OF
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Vandalized US military billboards in Louisville, Kentucky
November 13, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Vandalized US military billboards in Louisville, Kentucky
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Epstein: I’m best friends with this pedo running for President, here’s a bunch of stories about how big a pedo he is
NYT: but her emails
NYT: but her emails
Landon Thomas Jr of the New York Times got told by Jeffrey Epstein that Trump walked into a glass door bc he was so busy staring at girls in Epstein's house and didn't print it. wild that the Times didn't consider that newsworthy.
November 12, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Epstein: I’m best friends with this pedo running for President, here’s a bunch of stories about how big a pedo he is
NYT: but her emails
NYT: but her emails
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...would
What's from Chicago, hates Illinois Nazis, and is holy as fuck?
It's the Pope in 1982.
It's the Pope in 1982.
November 13, 2025 at 3:27 AM
...would
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WE WON! After 42 days of striking we have a tentative agreement in hand that protects our existing 4 day work week, establishes a minimum salary, and adds protections against AI replacing jobs at our workplace!
![Graphic with multiple picket signs that reads "[up arrow] Minimum Salary", "4 day Work Week", and a big cancel sign over "AI Replacing Jobs" and so much more. Go to kickstarterunited.org to see it all!](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:gdife25rfr5drwr2nhncr3rf/bafkreidfgv3xytmgta3x35mjze22ojok7lwh3vlhgrcfbcwr7hjg6bb6eu@jpeg)
November 12, 2025 at 10:54 PM
WE WON! After 42 days of striking we have a tentative agreement in hand that protects our existing 4 day work week, establishes a minimum salary, and adds protections against AI replacing jobs at our workplace!
Using pristine talisman to start the exquisite blood/marauding blight-priest cycle feels gross lol #mtg #magicthegathering
November 13, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Using pristine talisman to start the exquisite blood/marauding blight-priest cycle feels gross lol #mtg #magicthegathering
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blues brothers ass pope
What's from Chicago, hates Illinois Nazis, and is holy as fuck?
It's the Pope in 1982.
It's the Pope in 1982.
November 13, 2025 at 2:18 AM
blues brothers ass pope
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I don't think anything will amuse me more today than a travel influencer's tiktok about Canada exploring the idea of a universal basic income, and him asking "how do you feel about people getting paid to do nothing?"
...well, I don't have any issue with influencers making money, so I'm fine?
...well, I don't have any issue with influencers making money, so I'm fine?
November 12, 2025 at 5:31 PM
I don't think anything will amuse me more today than a travel influencer's tiktok about Canada exploring the idea of a universal basic income, and him asking "how do you feel about people getting paid to do nothing?"
...well, I don't have any issue with influencers making money, so I'm fine?
...well, I don't have any issue with influencers making money, so I'm fine?
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November 7, 2025 at 8:29 PM
It is amusing how I can spend 20 mins editing a recording to post on tiktok and get 200-500 views and almost no interactions but that Princess Yue post from yesterday has like 5k views and so many comments and stuff.
November 6, 2025 at 9:19 PM
It is amusing how I can spend 20 mins editing a recording to post on tiktok and get 200-500 views and almost no interactions but that Princess Yue post from yesterday has like 5k views and so many comments and stuff.
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Rest now sister. We have the kente. I'll see you in Wakanda.
November 6, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Rest now sister. We have the kente. I'll see you in Wakanda.
It does, in fact, work like that. Also this exists.
So you have both, sac Yue for something, stack it so she comes back as Moon before the Bounty Hunters resolve so they earthbend her, sac her again, she comes back as Yue again to do it again.
So you have both, sac Yue for something, stack it so she comes back as Moon before the Bounty Hunters resolve so they earthbend her, sac her again, she comes back as Yue again to do it again.
November 6, 2025 at 4:34 AM
It does, in fact, work like that. Also this exists.
So you have both, sac Yue for something, stack it so she comes back as Moon before the Bounty Hunters resolve so they earthbend her, sac her again, she comes back as Yue again to do it again.
So you have both, sac Yue for something, stack it so she comes back as Moon before the Bounty Hunters resolve so they earthbend her, sac her again, she comes back as Yue again to do it again.
Talking about this card in a Discord I'm in and I'm wondering if you used earthbending on her, if the recovery ability of earthbending would bring her back. I do know that if it did it would be as Princess and not as Moon, but it seems like an interesting dynamic as a possible Sultai sac engine #mtg
November 5, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Talking about this card in a Discord I'm in and I'm wondering if you used earthbending on her, if the recovery ability of earthbending would bring her back. I do know that if it did it would be as Princess and not as Moon, but it seems like an interesting dynamic as a possible Sultai sac engine #mtg
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Zohran Mamdani polled +40% on men under 30. So we wasted all that time on all those think pieces about how we need a Joe Rogan for the left, when what we actually needed were *policies* for the left.
November 5, 2025 at 10:27 AM
Zohran Mamdani polled +40% on men under 30. So we wasted all that time on all those think pieces about how we need a Joe Rogan for the left, when what we actually needed were *policies* for the left.
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A highlight of last night I'm not seeing much today:
Spanberger, Shirrell, and Mamdani all won clear majorities of young male voters last night.
Spanberger, Shirrell, and Mamdani all won clear majorities of young male voters last night.
November 5, 2025 at 5:51 PM
A highlight of last night I'm not seeing much today:
Spanberger, Shirrell, and Mamdani all won clear majorities of young male voters last night.
Spanberger, Shirrell, and Mamdani all won clear majorities of young male voters last night.
It's almost like every revolution is economic. It's almost like the Republicans in this country made it more expensive to live in the country. It's almost like they literally took money that's only for food off of the country's table a few days before election day. What did they think would happen??
November 5, 2025 at 8:40 PM
It's almost like every revolution is economic. It's almost like the Republicans in this country made it more expensive to live in the country. It's almost like they literally took money that's only for food off of the country's table a few days before election day. What did they think would happen??
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I do like that Zohran’s speech wasn’t just “the glory of the purpose that brings us together” stuff but was also some “no fuck that guy for real, he sucks”
November 5, 2025 at 8:08 PM
I do like that Zohran’s speech wasn’t just “the glory of the purpose that brings us together” stuff but was also some “no fuck that guy for real, he sucks”
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Come read my new think piece and subsequent 15 hours of podcasts entitled
"Zohran pisses on people's graves the right way"
"Zohran pisses on people's graves the right way"
November 5, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Come read my new think piece and subsequent 15 hours of podcasts entitled
"Zohran pisses on people's graves the right way"
"Zohran pisses on people's graves the right way"
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Ask JD Vance.
Who died and made the Pope the head of the Catholic Church?
November 5, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Ask JD Vance.
Especially after the pandemic left. Leaning folks don't have a kind of third space and haven't for a long time. There's no culture of getting together somewhere and organizing other than for a protest. Creating that would probably keep the momentum up into next year and other elections
November 5, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Especially after the pandemic left. Leaning folks don't have a kind of third space and haven't for a long time. There's no culture of getting together somewhere and organizing other than for a protest. Creating that would probably keep the momentum up into next year and other elections
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ah, perhaps instead of pumping millions into endless factional infighting Dem donors could invest in making local Dem organizations genuine civic spaces that can reach people during and between elections
November 5, 2025 at 12:49 PM
ah, perhaps instead of pumping millions into endless factional infighting Dem donors could invest in making local Dem organizations genuine civic spaces that can reach people during and between elections
If you don't think I want a Count Chocula Edgar alt right now, you're wild. That would rip hard. Boo Berry of St Traft??? Let's go
Right, I am bending the knee to WotC because I (checks notes) enjoy a Magic set.
You know I love this game, right?
You know I love this game, right?
November 5, 2025 at 8:27 PM
If you don't think I want a Count Chocula Edgar alt right now, you're wild. That would rip hard. Boo Berry of St Traft??? Let's go
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I was promised a spanking. It has yet to materialize.
Right, I am bending the knee to WotC because I (checks notes) enjoy a Magic set.
You know I love this game, right?
You know I love this game, right?
November 5, 2025 at 8:19 PM
I was promised a spanking. It has yet to materialize.