The Head Egg
@theheadegg.bsky.social
Cold Cuts & Hot Takes
Hannah This is all for you
Hannah This is all for you
Waking up guy next to on the plane ( I have aisle seat) to see if he will make sure no one takes my seat
September 27, 2025 at 11:58 AM
Waking up guy next to on the plane ( I have aisle seat) to see if he will make sure no one takes my seat
2 Billboards 2 Outside Ebbings Missouri
June 28, 2025 at 3:16 PM
2 Billboards 2 Outside Ebbings Missouri
woke popes was the name of my band in highschool
May 8, 2025 at 8:27 PM
woke popes was the name of my band in highschool
Reposted by The Head Egg
if you'd like to see a wide re-release of Hundreds of Beavers in theaters this year, one night only, in thousands of cities — repost this. we've got some doubters.
May 2, 2025 at 8:26 PM
if you'd like to see a wide re-release of Hundreds of Beavers in theaters this year, one night only, in thousands of cities — repost this. we've got some doubters.
Once again humiliated by the relative paltriness of the volume of my tangerines
March 20, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Once again humiliated by the relative paltriness of the volume of my tangerines
"Ich habe es gekauft, bevor er verrückt wurde" bumper sticker on 38 vw
March 9, 2025 at 3:46 AM
"Ich habe es gekauft, bevor er verrückt wurde" bumper sticker on 38 vw
ASs: the final fronteir
February 25, 2025 at 5:48 PM
ASs: the final fronteir
trail of rose petals leading to the toilet
January 6, 2025 at 6:56 PM
trail of rose petals leading to the toilet
finallt my script with stepehn a aas a sith lord will get the consideration it deserves
ESPN and Stephen A. Smith are closing in on a new contract that will give him potential access to other parts of Disney
ESPN, Stephen A. Smith Closing in On New Deal
ESPN, Stephen A. Smith get close to signing a new deal that will give the popular sports personality the chance to create other shows at Disney
variety.com
December 4, 2024 at 7:48 PM
finallt my script with stepehn a aas a sith lord will get the consideration it deserves
now that there are more people on this site, i want to reiterate
I believe men need to wash there hands after they pee because penises are made of raw chicken but when it gets hard it cooks it so it fine
November 14, 2024 at 9:41 PM
now that there are more people on this site, i want to reiterate
I believe men need to wash there hands after they pee because penises are made of raw chicken but when it gets hard it cooks it so it fine
January 17, 2024 at 3:38 AM
I believe men need to wash there hands after they pee because penises are made of raw chicken but when it gets hard it cooks it so it fine
i;ve nevr watched minority report because i could tell ahead of time I wouldn't like it. there are no issues with doing this
November 5, 2023 at 4:51 PM
i;ve nevr watched minority report because i could tell ahead of time I wouldn't like it. there are no issues with doing this
Getting paid to show a movie tomorrow as a sub. Gonna leave my mouse in the middle of the screen the whole time
November 5, 2023 at 2:39 PM
Getting paid to show a movie tomorrow as a sub. Gonna leave my mouse in the middle of the screen the whole time
to the tune of El Condor PAsa" I'd rather be a homer than a marge"
October 20, 2023 at 8:05 PM
to the tune of El Condor PAsa" I'd rather be a homer than a marge"
You found an ancient and s3ecret map to ruined city from an ancient civilization hitherto only rumored of in academic circles, and want me to fund its exploration? FRuck you too pal
October 15, 2023 at 7:24 AM
You found an ancient and s3ecret map to ruined city from an ancient civilization hitherto only rumored of in academic circles, and want me to fund its exploration? FRuck you too pal
becoming everything i swor to destroy(gonna root fo the AL team in the wordls eries)
October 6, 2023 at 5:40 PM
becoming everything i swor to destroy(gonna root fo the AL team in the wordls eries)
Early rumor that newsom will appoint kapler to the vacant senate seat
September 29, 2023 at 9:37 PM
Early rumor that newsom will appoint kapler to the vacant senate seat
If you want to honor Diane Feinstein's memory, there is no better way than assassinating the mayor of San Francisco
September 29, 2023 at 6:59 PM
If you want to honor Diane Feinstein's memory, there is no better way than assassinating the mayor of San Francisco
produ to be on bluesky: the sit efor posting hog
September 28, 2023 at 8:56 PM
produ to be on bluesky: the sit efor posting hog