Salty Butch Beach Chicken
@thegreatseagull.bsky.social
Clear, recent photos of your face and/or your fingerprints are the things they need to look through the phones of most people.
With your phone they can get access to all of your accounts the way a scammer does when they get a senior's email password.
Their data security is shit, too.
With your phone they can get access to all of your accounts the way a scammer does when they get a senior's email password.
Their data security is shit, too.
November 13, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Clear, recent photos of your face and/or your fingerprints are the things they need to look through the phones of most people.
With your phone they can get access to all of your accounts the way a scammer does when they get a senior's email password.
Their data security is shit, too.
With your phone they can get access to all of your accounts the way a scammer does when they get a senior's email password.
Their data security is shit, too.
Turned off all my lights, parked my car in the way of the walkway to my front door. Put on headphones so there is no noise coming from inside. Trying to decide how appropriate a "NO CANDY. GO AWAY" sign in the window is, given at 5pm there were already two doorbell rings. Just leave me&my cat alone.
November 1, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Turned off all my lights, parked my car in the way of the walkway to my front door. Put on headphones so there is no noise coming from inside. Trying to decide how appropriate a "NO CANDY. GO AWAY" sign in the window is, given at 5pm there were already two doorbell rings. Just leave me&my cat alone.
Reminding myself it's okay to be an island as long as you have a cat.
I have a cat, so everyone else can pound sand.
I have a cat, so everyone else can pound sand.
November 1, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Reminding myself it's okay to be an island as long as you have a cat.
I have a cat, so everyone else can pound sand.
I have a cat, so everyone else can pound sand.
I love Halloween but it comes with a side of reliving trauma from the year I got jumped by a bunch of guys outside of the gas station where I worked at the time. It is very difficult to convince me to leave my house, or even open the door on Oct. 31st. Just gonna hang out with this guy.
October 31, 2025 at 6:48 PM
I love Halloween but it comes with a side of reliving trauma from the year I got jumped by a bunch of guys outside of the gas station where I worked at the time. It is very difficult to convince me to leave my house, or even open the door on Oct. 31st. Just gonna hang out with this guy.
It is a deeply weird time to have graduated from "Prince Andrew High School".
October 30, 2025 at 10:40 PM
It is a deeply weird time to have graduated from "Prince Andrew High School".
That's not a ballroom.
it's an indoor gold plated golf course/driving range.
it's an indoor gold plated golf course/driving range.
October 30, 2025 at 6:39 PM
That's not a ballroom.
it's an indoor gold plated golf course/driving range.
it's an indoor gold plated golf course/driving range.
You built a sweet PC inside your vintage PC Case, but now it's time for cable management finalizing and it has basically no space for hiding cables, minimal pass throughs, and you have ADHD...
October 29, 2025 at 10:00 PM
You built a sweet PC inside your vintage PC Case, but now it's time for cable management finalizing and it has basically no space for hiding cables, minimal pass throughs, and you have ADHD...
I need to get my trellises out of the ground before it freezes.
I have been avoiding it because taking down the plants means I have sent beans and cukes to my MIL for the last time, and my heart will not accept this truth, because it does not want it to be true.
But I still have to do it.
I have been avoiding it because taking down the plants means I have sent beans and cukes to my MIL for the last time, and my heart will not accept this truth, because it does not want it to be true.
But I still have to do it.
October 18, 2025 at 4:46 PM
I need to get my trellises out of the ground before it freezes.
I have been avoiding it because taking down the plants means I have sent beans and cukes to my MIL for the last time, and my heart will not accept this truth, because it does not want it to be true.
But I still have to do it.
I have been avoiding it because taking down the plants means I have sent beans and cukes to my MIL for the last time, and my heart will not accept this truth, because it does not want it to be true.
But I still have to do it.
Happy Gotcha Day Anniversary to this Guy, who much appreciates the freeze dried sardines he got In lieu of cake.
September 29, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Happy Gotcha Day Anniversary to this Guy, who much appreciates the freeze dried sardines he got In lieu of cake.
Controversial Opinion: The reason Pit bulls are overrepresented in bite statistics is not because they are more aggressive, it's because they are large and cause more damage with their big mouths when they do. You only see the statistics collected by police, courts, and hospitals.
September 28, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Controversial Opinion: The reason Pit bulls are overrepresented in bite statistics is not because they are more aggressive, it's because they are large and cause more damage with their big mouths when they do. You only see the statistics collected by police, courts, and hospitals.
Favourite still from a CatSumo session.
Yep, still feral-ish.
Yep, still feral-ish.
September 28, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Favourite still from a CatSumo session.
Yep, still feral-ish.
Yep, still feral-ish.
Kash Patel always looks like he thinks Amanda Waller put a nano-bomb detonator in neck while he was asleep or something.
Someone should tell him they only do that to people who are really good at something.
Someone should tell him they only do that to people who are really good at something.
September 17, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Kash Patel always looks like he thinks Amanda Waller put a nano-bomb detonator in neck while he was asleep or something.
Someone should tell him they only do that to people who are really good at something.
Someone should tell him they only do that to people who are really good at something.
Yes. This is big democracy energy.
I have already sent contact to the MPs for my province. I intend to keep going.
The humiliated clapping of a bunch of trained seals.
I understand they can't stop the MP from AB from saying it, but they didn't have to clap or stand. Staying silent is an option!
I have already sent contact to the MPs for my province. I intend to keep going.
The humiliated clapping of a bunch of trained seals.
I understand they can't stop the MP from AB from saying it, but they didn't have to clap or stand. Staying silent is an option!
September 16, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Yes. This is big democracy energy.
I have already sent contact to the MPs for my province. I intend to keep going.
The humiliated clapping of a bunch of trained seals.
I understand they can't stop the MP from AB from saying it, but they didn't have to clap or stand. Staying silent is an option!
I have already sent contact to the MPs for my province. I intend to keep going.
The humiliated clapping of a bunch of trained seals.
I understand they can't stop the MP from AB from saying it, but they didn't have to clap or stand. Staying silent is an option!
Vinnie is a sweet cat, but he constantly reminds me that he was wild at one point. He has instincts and urges that softly raised indoor cats do not always give in to. One of them is aggression. It isn't enough to just squash his aggro, it needs to be channeled somewhere. This is his Catsumo, Hunter.
September 13, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Vinnie is a sweet cat, but he constantly reminds me that he was wild at one point. He has instincts and urges that softly raised indoor cats do not always give in to. One of them is aggression. It isn't enough to just squash his aggro, it needs to be channeled somewhere. This is his Catsumo, Hunter.
Beaaaaaaaaans! These are just the ones I picked yesterday, and it does not count the handfuls I ate while picking them, or the bowl I gave the next door neighbour.
September 2, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Beaaaaaaaaans! These are just the ones I picked yesterday, and it does not count the handfuls I ate while picking them, or the bowl I gave the next door neighbour.
The small frustrations: my recycling was rejected because there was rusty metal from my BBQ in it. Crusty rusty metal can't be recycled, it is waste.
Okay, fine, into the waste with the rusty metal.
My garbage got rejected because there is metal in it, which has to go in the recycling.
WTF?!?
Okay, fine, into the waste with the rusty metal.
My garbage got rejected because there is metal in it, which has to go in the recycling.
WTF?!?
August 26, 2025 at 5:25 AM
The small frustrations: my recycling was rejected because there was rusty metal from my BBQ in it. Crusty rusty metal can't be recycled, it is waste.
Okay, fine, into the waste with the rusty metal.
My garbage got rejected because there is metal in it, which has to go in the recycling.
WTF?!?
Okay, fine, into the waste with the rusty metal.
My garbage got rejected because there is metal in it, which has to go in the recycling.
WTF?!?
Someone is no longer afraid of the outside. We were out for an hour last night, and we made it all the way to the street. He even loafed in the grass a bit.
August 25, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Someone is no longer afraid of the outside. We were out for an hour last night, and we made it all the way to the street. He even loafed in the grass a bit.
Sunrise, Sunset.
August 24, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Sunrise, Sunset.
Last night when we were getting ready for bed, Vinnie very deliberately pressed three of his buttons in a row, and then stared at me. "OUTSIDE, ALL DONE, DINNER". He had been pressing dinner a lot earlier. He was given dinner recently, and didn't want to see or smell outside through the window.
August 19, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Last night when we were getting ready for bed, Vinnie very deliberately pressed three of his buttons in a row, and then stared at me. "OUTSIDE, ALL DONE, DINNER". He had been pressing dinner a lot earlier. He was given dinner recently, and didn't want to see or smell outside through the window.
I dare you to find someone with a better lock screen than this!
August 18, 2025 at 10:59 PM
I dare you to find someone with a better lock screen than this!
There should be a registry of people convicted of Dentistry. They shouldn't be allowed to go unnoticed when they hide behind calling themselves Oral Surgeons, or orthodontists, or periodontists either!
August 15, 2025 at 12:58 AM
There should be a registry of people convicted of Dentistry. They shouldn't be allowed to go unnoticed when they hide behind calling themselves Oral Surgeons, or orthodontists, or periodontists either!
You may not know this, but I used to work at the Blue Canoe on Lacewood drive, and I used to live on Sheppard's Run in Beechville. My heart is with everyone in my old stomping grounds.
Do what you need to to keep you and yours safe. Be ready, Be safe.
Do what you need to to keep you and yours safe. Be ready, Be safe.
August 12, 2025 at 9:48 PM
You may not know this, but I used to work at the Blue Canoe on Lacewood drive, and I used to live on Sheppard's Run in Beechville. My heart is with everyone in my old stomping grounds.
Do what you need to to keep you and yours safe. Be ready, Be safe.
Do what you need to to keep you and yours safe. Be ready, Be safe.
Never underestimate the relief you can get by putting a soft ice pack under your pillow and then flipping it every so often.
August 12, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Never underestimate the relief you can get by putting a soft ice pack under your pillow and then flipping it every so often.
My second favourite photography subject!
(Photos of seagulls on a beach)
(Photos of seagulls on a beach)
August 10, 2025 at 12:41 AM
My second favourite photography subject!
(Photos of seagulls on a beach)
(Photos of seagulls on a beach)
I missed international cat day, but here are some newer snaps of Prince Vincent of Inside.
August 9, 2025 at 8:42 PM
I missed international cat day, but here are some newer snaps of Prince Vincent of Inside.