Michael Lee Miller
@thegirlmichael.bsky.social
Stand up comic when I can, wildland fire dispatcher to pay the bills. Find my books on amazon.
I’m not saying my son is too dependent but we have room for growth.
April 7, 2025 at 3:11 AM
I’m not saying my son is too dependent but we have room for growth.
New sticker. Find me if you want one.
February 23, 2025 at 9:00 PM
New sticker. Find me if you want one.
Homeownership is never again being able to fully relax in the presence of the sound of running water.
My cats drinking fountain gives me constant anxiety.
My cats drinking fountain gives me constant anxiety.
February 22, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Homeownership is never again being able to fully relax in the presence of the sound of running water.
My cats drinking fountain gives me constant anxiety.
My cats drinking fountain gives me constant anxiety.
Painting ceramics with my Valentimes
February 14, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Painting ceramics with my Valentimes
My husband and I were meal planning for the week and he suggested calzones and now I can’t sleep. Wtf did I marry? I’m hoping it was just an unfunny joke but I can’t look at him the same anymore.
February 10, 2025 at 9:28 AM
My husband and I were meal planning for the week and he suggested calzones and now I can’t sleep. Wtf did I marry? I’m hoping it was just an unfunny joke but I can’t look at him the same anymore.
I asked Steve to print this for me. He’s a silly goose.
February 8, 2025 at 4:44 AM
I asked Steve to print this for me. He’s a silly goose.
It’s my husband’s birthday. I made him special stickers.
February 5, 2025 at 1:06 AM
It’s my husband’s birthday. I made him special stickers.
I think the real takeaway from the Grammys is it’s no longer best to take the high road. Kendrick went fully unhinged petty and won 5 Grammys. Send that text to your ex’s mom or boss. Why not both? Stop biting your tongue. Make sure you enunciate when you let those b-holes have it.
February 4, 2025 at 1:40 AM
I think the real takeaway from the Grammys is it’s no longer best to take the high road. Kendrick went fully unhinged petty and won 5 Grammys. Send that text to your ex’s mom or boss. Why not both? Stop biting your tongue. Make sure you enunciate when you let those b-holes have it.
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Hi! No idea if Bluesky is good for this or not, but I’m coming to Kirkland, WA Feb 13th with my very funny friend, Jenna Nobs, at Side Hustle: Taproom & Experimental Kitchen.
Show-8pm and $20
Tickets available here: tr.ee/oWmyhDcWU6
Get ‘em now! it’s a very intimate space and seats are limited.
Show-8pm and $20
Tickets available here: tr.ee/oWmyhDcWU6
Get ‘em now! it’s a very intimate space and seats are limited.
February 3, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Hi! No idea if Bluesky is good for this or not, but I’m coming to Kirkland, WA Feb 13th with my very funny friend, Jenna Nobs, at Side Hustle: Taproom & Experimental Kitchen.
Show-8pm and $20
Tickets available here: tr.ee/oWmyhDcWU6
Get ‘em now! it’s a very intimate space and seats are limited.
Show-8pm and $20
Tickets available here: tr.ee/oWmyhDcWU6
Get ‘em now! it’s a very intimate space and seats are limited.
Been making some stickers. It’s therapeutic.
February 3, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Been making some stickers. It’s therapeutic.
My son will be denied a passport. His health records are now altered by the NHSN public site. This is the beginning of a genocide.
I wasn’t paranoid then and I’m sure as shit not smug about being right now. Just terrified. And furious. And getting ready for a fight.
I wasn’t paranoid then and I’m sure as shit not smug about being right now. Just terrified. And furious. And getting ready for a fight.
February 1, 2025 at 4:08 AM
My son will be denied a passport. His health records are now altered by the NHSN public site. This is the beginning of a genocide.
I wasn’t paranoid then and I’m sure as shit not smug about being right now. Just terrified. And furious. And getting ready for a fight.
I wasn’t paranoid then and I’m sure as shit not smug about being right now. Just terrified. And furious. And getting ready for a fight.
If I legally change my name to Bestselling Author Michael Miller, and then start committing minor but hilarious crimes…I think that could get people to buy my books. Out of curiosity. Like if you saw a news blip that said ‘Bestselling Author Michael Miller arrested for super gluing duck decoys to
January 30, 2025 at 3:07 PM
If I legally change my name to Bestselling Author Michael Miller, and then start committing minor but hilarious crimes…I think that could get people to buy my books. Out of curiosity. Like if you saw a news blip that said ‘Bestselling Author Michael Miller arrested for super gluing duck decoys to
The kid had an appt in Cashmere this morning and I decided to wander around Cottage Ave for a bit. Met this handsome stranger and got some treats at Sure to Rise bakery. Painted fairy footprints guided the way and I found myself wondering - is Cashmere a real life Stars Hallow?
January 30, 2025 at 12:26 AM
The kid had an appt in Cashmere this morning and I decided to wander around Cottage Ave for a bit. Met this handsome stranger and got some treats at Sure to Rise bakery. Painted fairy footprints guided the way and I found myself wondering - is Cashmere a real life Stars Hallow?
Snagged the greatest stamp of all time (gsoal, if you will) at the thrift shop today. Yes, disapproving owl, I *can* do better.
January 28, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Snagged the greatest stamp of all time (gsoal, if you will) at the thrift shop today. Yes, disapproving owl, I *can* do better.
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New marketing going out for Mini Quest Tavern. Tickets will be on sale next week. Many thanks to Fabled Graphics for this wonderful artwork, and to Zach Missal for helping us out when we needed rehearsal space for a large group of actors with swords.
January 27, 2025 at 9:40 PM
New marketing going out for Mini Quest Tavern. Tickets will be on sale next week. Many thanks to Fabled Graphics for this wonderful artwork, and to Zach Missal for helping us out when we needed rehearsal space for a large group of actors with swords.
When you big mad but also eepy.
January 26, 2025 at 6:20 PM
When you big mad but also eepy.
I have, in an strange turn of events, inherited my dead friend’s vintage pornography. I’m not talking like, pristine 60s era Playboy. Think 2001 Penthouse. Brainstorming what to do and (jokingly) suggested I could leave it in a lil lending library bc there’s no woods around here.
January 25, 2025 at 6:08 PM
I have, in an strange turn of events, inherited my dead friend’s vintage pornography. I’m not talking like, pristine 60s era Playboy. Think 2001 Penthouse. Brainstorming what to do and (jokingly) suggested I could leave it in a lil lending library bc there’s no woods around here.
I was ordering engines for a fire (I’m a wild fire dispatcher) and the contractor asked if this fire was getting bigger and I said something like “yeah, he’s a big boy” and that evidently stuck with her bc when she called back with a question she told my coworker she was going to the Big Boy fire.
January 24, 2025 at 4:44 PM
I was ordering engines for a fire (I’m a wild fire dispatcher) and the contractor asked if this fire was getting bigger and I said something like “yeah, he’s a big boy” and that evidently stuck with her bc when she called back with a question she told my coworker she was going to the Big Boy fire.
Rare to see a nice cart in the wild. Free range, as god intended.
January 22, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Rare to see a nice cart in the wild. Free range, as god intended.
It’s my middle son’s 21st birthday! We shall celebrate in the traditional fashion by completing forgetting and promising to make it up him. Someday.
January 22, 2025 at 5:22 PM
It’s my middle son’s 21st birthday! We shall celebrate in the traditional fashion by completing forgetting and promising to make it up him. Someday.