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Birb
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What if...

Why not?
How we doing over here now?

I have a dog now. His name is Moose. You guys would love hearing about his stinky butt.

Cheese!
September 4, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Have you all been behaving yourselves in my absence? No?

Imma tell Ziggy and he is going to be very disappointed.
September 11, 2024 at 5:18 PM
I have said for years now, hoes will save us all. No kne knows a bad man's secrets like his sex worker.
May 31, 2024 at 4:19 PM
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celebrate the convictions by tipping a sex worker
we've been talking shit on trump but really we should be giving it up to Stormy
May 31, 2024 at 7:43 AM
We are laughing
Britannica for the shade!
May 31, 2024 at 12:32 AM
Oh shit, almost forgot the absentia tax. Here have a cat or 2.

Ziggy and Schro.
May 31, 2024 at 12:09 AM
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if we can't have a little cringe as a treat then what are we even fighting for
May 30, 2024 at 11:48 PM
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Oh god that's the stuff
May 30, 2024 at 9:11 PM
We love a good callback
Donald Trump has now been convicted of 34 more felonies than the Central Park Five.
May 31, 2024 at 12:01 AM
If you try to kill the vibe I will send the joke swat after you and your loved ones. I am sorry, I do not make the fake arbitrary rules.
PRO TIP: don’t do this
May 31, 2024 at 12:00 AM
Heh jokes
May 30, 2024 at 11:59 PM
Good joke for a chortle, classic
Next week’s cover of The New Yorker just dropped.
May 30, 2024 at 11:56 PM
I do like jokes
May 30, 2024 at 11:56 PM
Here for the jokes
May 30, 2024 at 11:36 PM
10 artists to know me better:

Missy Elliot
No Doubt
Jim Henson
David Bowie
Robin Williams
Mark Farina
Les Dogg
Richard Prior
Wu Tang (really a cheat to include a 2 for 1 on Method and Red)
Tig Notaro

Yes, I included comedians and a puppet guy but like, it's not like they didn't put out albums!
🎧 10 artists to get to know me:
Barenaked Ladies (Steve Page era)
Elephant Skeletons
Beastie Boys
Radiohead
Fiona Apple
REM
Weird Al
Britney Spears
Moist
Aha - Take on Me
10 artists to get to know me:

Duran Duran
The Cure
The Smiths
Fleetwood Mac
The Killers
Crowded House
Depeche Mode
Fitz & the Tantrums
Thievery Corporation
Barenaked Ladies (before Page left)
bonuses: Bowie, Beastie Boys, Amy Winehouse
April 6, 2024 at 2:14 PM
Repost with the first album you bought with your own money
April 2, 2024 at 11:35 PM
Quote skeet with straight movies that still feel kinda gay to you.
April 2, 2024 at 11:34 PM
Butts
March 21, 2024 at 10:28 PM
Food that feeds your belly and your soul? In this economy? Hashtag blessed.
March 16, 2024 at 6:57 PM
I baby. Need nap 😴
March 15, 2024 at 4:50 PM
The hardest part of moving as an adult is making friends I think. I'm a bit lonely but generally too busy to put much effort into meeting people.

I guess I need to find some sort of social outlet. I dunno. Small towns, man. Do I have to start using Facebook again to find a bookclub? Boof
March 13, 2024 at 11:45 PM
Do we have a favourite upbeat/ high tempo lowfi Playlist, ideally on spotify? Suggestions welcome 💚
March 13, 2024 at 5:54 PM
Potato
March 12, 2024 at 6:32 PM
Ziggy wants you to relax your shoulders/jaw and have a drink of water 🥰😘
March 11, 2024 at 8:49 PM
Popped Trainspotting on...

Ewan McGregor is but a wee babe!

I forgot how this film plays with pacing so very well

And the soundtrack, boys oh boys
March 10, 2024 at 1:37 AM