emstu
@theemilystu.bsky.social
| therapist, sewist, gardener |
currently: reading smut & screaming into the void
currently: reading smut & screaming into the void
apparently the quickest way to start a church wide pregnancy rumor is to refuse the Cup lolol
November 23, 2025 at 5:35 PM
apparently the quickest way to start a church wide pregnancy rumor is to refuse the Cup lolol
okay, listen, why would anyone NOT be a monster fucker?!
November 14, 2025 at 10:29 PM
okay, listen, why would anyone NOT be a monster fucker?!
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Scorpio: You’ll wake up with a feeling of doom and ennui. Don’t be overly concerned. Eventually the sun will envelop the earth.
November 9, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Scorpio: You’ll wake up with a feeling of doom and ennui. Don’t be overly concerned. Eventually the sun will envelop the earth.
the va democratic gubernatorial nominee paid for a bunch of ads where her talking points are shown over “satisfying” videos like cutting a tomato or blowing glass and it drives me fucking insane
October 26, 2025 at 6:08 PM
the va democratic gubernatorial nominee paid for a bunch of ads where her talking points are shown over “satisfying” videos like cutting a tomato or blowing glass and it drives me fucking insane
“it’s too bad insurance doesn’t cover christian counseling”
no, it totally could, if those therapists were licensed and thus abided by state law/board ethical codes and thus didn’t do fucking conversion therapy lmao
no, it totally could, if those therapists were licensed and thus abided by state law/board ethical codes and thus didn’t do fucking conversion therapy lmao
October 22, 2025 at 1:21 PM
“it’s too bad insurance doesn’t cover christian counseling”
no, it totally could, if those therapists were licensed and thus abided by state law/board ethical codes and thus didn’t do fucking conversion therapy lmao
no, it totally could, if those therapists were licensed and thus abided by state law/board ethical codes and thus didn’t do fucking conversion therapy lmao
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Funny how the press + white politicians just about never refer to unarmed Black teenagers who get murdered --
like Laquan McDonald, Mike Brown, Trayvon Martin, Jordan Davis, Ma'Khia Bryant, & younger, like Tamir Rice, Aiyana Jones-
as "kids," even though they call 30something racists "kids". 🤔
like Laquan McDonald, Mike Brown, Trayvon Martin, Jordan Davis, Ma'Khia Bryant, & younger, like Tamir Rice, Aiyana Jones-
as "kids," even though they call 30something racists "kids". 🤔
October 16, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Funny how the press + white politicians just about never refer to unarmed Black teenagers who get murdered --
like Laquan McDonald, Mike Brown, Trayvon Martin, Jordan Davis, Ma'Khia Bryant, & younger, like Tamir Rice, Aiyana Jones-
as "kids," even though they call 30something racists "kids". 🤔
like Laquan McDonald, Mike Brown, Trayvon Martin, Jordan Davis, Ma'Khia Bryant, & younger, like Tamir Rice, Aiyana Jones-
as "kids," even though they call 30something racists "kids". 🤔
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these metrics are not meaningfully connected to the claim
October 15, 2025 at 7:21 PM
these metrics are not meaningfully connected to the claim
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Scorpio: If you’re looking for answers from giant balls of plasma that are millions of miles away, it’s already too late. See a therapist. Eat a burrito.
October 12, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Scorpio: If you’re looking for answers from giant balls of plasma that are millions of miles away, it’s already too late. See a therapist. Eat a burrito.
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this is all rhyming with a very, very dark part of history.
October 12, 2025 at 1:07 PM
this is all rhyming with a very, very dark part of history.
remember when I posted so many thirst traps on twitter that I got jackson to slide into my dms and now we’ve been married for five years in november
October 7, 2025 at 11:34 AM
remember when I posted so many thirst traps on twitter that I got jackson to slide into my dms and now we’ve been married for five years in november
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people without ADHD don’t understand how EXPENSIVE it is to clean the house. If I put it away I will literally NEVER SEE IT AGAIN and now I have to buy all new stuff and my house is EVEN MESSIER
October 3, 2025 at 5:50 PM
people without ADHD don’t understand how EXPENSIVE it is to clean the house. If I put it away I will literally NEVER SEE IT AGAIN and now I have to buy all new stuff and my house is EVEN MESSIER
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The "liberals have to learn how to live with people we diagree with" line kinda stops making sense in a world where the central disagreement is whether disagreeing with them should be allowed at all
“We are under invasion from within, no different than a foreign enemy, but worse—they don’t wear a uniform.”
This is the President of the United States, who ordered the entire leadership of our military to sit and listen to him, speaking a few minutes ago.
This is the President of the United States, who ordered the entire leadership of our military to sit and listen to him, speaking a few minutes ago.
September 30, 2025 at 2:53 PM
The "liberals have to learn how to live with people we diagree with" line kinda stops making sense in a world where the central disagreement is whether disagreeing with them should be allowed at all
at a parish retreat a fellow parishioner and I traded boots because her blundstones were too big and my identical blundstones were too small and that is the magic of the church
September 28, 2025 at 7:00 PM
at a parish retreat a fellow parishioner and I traded boots because her blundstones were too big and my identical blundstones were too small and that is the magic of the church
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lots of interesting things about this study but it’s worth noting this graph, from the article itself, is the visual depiction of what it looks like when right-wing terror attacks “plunge” and left-wing terror attacks “tick up.” not sure the headline communicates this reality.
September 26, 2025 at 12:54 PM
lots of interesting things about this study but it’s worth noting this graph, from the article itself, is the visual depiction of what it looks like when right-wing terror attacks “plunge” and left-wing terror attacks “tick up.” not sure the headline communicates this reality.
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Life may be stressful, but there's absolutely nothing preventing you from becoming a sorceress.
September 24, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Life may be stressful, but there's absolutely nothing preventing you from becoming a sorceress.
I am incredibly sad to not be pregnant anymore AND raw fish and deli meats are so fucking good
September 19, 2025 at 6:46 PM
I am incredibly sad to not be pregnant anymore AND raw fish and deli meats are so fucking good
it was only 1k because I did it awake :) with no sedation :)
staring down the barrel of a nearly $3k estimated hospital bill for d&c since my baby died 5 weeks ago and my body still thinks i’m pregnant and i’d prefer not to go septic if I cannot pass it on my own. anyway. fuck our healthcare system.
September 11, 2025 at 11:13 AM
it was only 1k because I did it awake :) with no sedation :)
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As a Christian, I feel I am being persecuted for my beliefs. (I believe it’s a sin to worship a pedophile as your god king and force everyone else to do the same through intimidation and deliberately mendacious propaganda.)
September 9, 2025 at 12:33 PM
As a Christian, I feel I am being persecuted for my beliefs. (I believe it’s a sin to worship a pedophile as your god king and force everyone else to do the same through intimidation and deliberately mendacious propaganda.)
wow MVA experience was wonderful chefs kiss 10/10
with this miscarriage I was afraid to take the pills AND a little spooked about going under for the d&c, so when the doc presented the option to do an MVA literally right then and there I jumped on it. procedure went great and it was such little pain
with this miscarriage I was afraid to take the pills AND a little spooked about going under for the d&c, so when the doc presented the option to do an MVA literally right then and there I jumped on it. procedure went great and it was such little pain
September 2, 2025 at 11:38 PM
wow MVA experience was wonderful chefs kiss 10/10
with this miscarriage I was afraid to take the pills AND a little spooked about going under for the d&c, so when the doc presented the option to do an MVA literally right then and there I jumped on it. procedure went great and it was such little pain
with this miscarriage I was afraid to take the pills AND a little spooked about going under for the d&c, so when the doc presented the option to do an MVA literally right then and there I jumped on it. procedure went great and it was such little pain
it is truly truly unfair to be both puking and miscarrying at the same time
September 1, 2025 at 9:00 PM
it is truly truly unfair to be both puking and miscarrying at the same time
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If you’ve ever compared unvaccinated kids to vaccinated kids, you’ve seen the former are more likely to die.
September 1, 2025 at 4:37 PM
If you’ve ever compared unvaccinated kids to vaccinated kids, you’ve seen the former are more likely to die.
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really don’t think that diva’s body is physically capable of going out before he sees wicked pt 2
August 30, 2025 at 2:17 PM
really don’t think that diva’s body is physically capable of going out before he sees wicked pt 2
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RFK Jr looks like he’s been sampling the diseases at the CDC
August 29, 2025 at 11:04 PM
RFK Jr looks like he’s been sampling the diseases at the CDC