theelfontheshelf.bsky.social
@theelfontheshelf.bsky.social
Bro this is Christmas anything is possible
Was hoping for a Christmas miracle but no
December 18, 2024 at 3:24 PM
Those who tried choked to death on giblets
Christmas is a happy time for many but this year please take a moment to remember all the people who’ve died trying to imitate Mr Bean’s turkey-on-head routine from “Merry Christmas, Mr. Bean”
December 18, 2024 at 3:23 PM
This year? To save ME FROM TEARS, I’ll fucking give it to someone special bitch.
Wham did not have to go so hard on “Last Christmas”
December 18, 2024 at 3:22 PM
Was it a good idea for me
To make a bsky? Probably not
December 18, 2024 at 3:17 PM