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AZITA
@theeazita.bsky.social
Chicago musician
Latest “Glen Echo” on Drag City Records

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Hi new Bluesky users! You might hear that Bluesky "doesn't have an algorithm", which is kind of true, kind of not. Bluesky has the concept of "feeds", which are tabs that provide you different algorithms of content that you can subscribe to and view. I'll talk a little bit about that here: 🧵
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A person I'm on a discord on found this in the emails and I hasn't seen anyone else post it yet so I thought I'd share.
November 13, 2025 at 3:04 AM
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Hey so “underage girls” are…children. The word you’re looking for is children. They’re not like, women-in-waiting or women-lite or whatever. They’re children. I think some of you are very uncomfortable with what that means for you but it is still true.
November 12, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Acab includes Rita, meter maid.
August 11, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Congrats NYC from the Great Khanate of Illinois! 🥳
June 25, 2025 at 2:25 AM
June 23, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Great weekend recording Michael Zerang’s Puzzle House at Electrical with Cooper Crain. Really really miss you, Steve, and can’t wait for everyone to hear this incredible music!

@michaelzerang.bsky.social @billdmackay.bsky.social @maryhalmmusic @electricalwsop.bsky.social #thankyoustevealbini
June 23, 2025 at 5:53 PM
It’s really hot so I googled “Would you sit on a screen porch in your underwear?” and got this:
June 22, 2025 at 6:48 AM
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The whole “echo chamber” idea is first and foremost disingenuous. Most people talk to who they want to talk to, hang out with who they want to hang out with, read what they want to read. Thats just normal shit. Unless you’re getting paid, an adult doesn’t have to be someone’s captive audience.
June 21, 2025 at 5:51 AM
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Puzzle House
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Mary Halm
Constellation, Chicago
6/20/25
June 21, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Playing sax in Micheal Zerang’s Puzzle House tonight at Constellation Chicago- hope to see you!

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@michaelzerang.bsky.social
June 20, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Alternate take:
PLEASE DO!
He has less than zero chance of winning nationally and at least it’ll keep him busy and away from running for any office in Illinois where he actually might have some chance, due to that collective amnesia we’ve seen lately.
RAHM: “OF COURSE” I’M RUNNING www.chicagobusiness.com/politics/rah...
June 18, 2025 at 9:19 PM
I don’t know, man… I kind of don’t like that name?
June 11, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Gah my age group sucks so bad. What a joke.
Economist/YouGov Poll
Net favorability of Donald Trump [at the start of his second term | now] among U.S. adult citizens by age
18-29: +5 | -29
30-44: -6 | -14
45-64: +12 | +1
65+: -4 | -8
d3nkl3psvxxpe9.cloudfront.net/documents/ec...
April 10, 2025 at 12:02 AM
What a total dumbass loser.
Ex-Chicago Mayor Rahm Emanuel spouts transphobic talking points to Bill Maher.

"Look, in seventh grade, if I had known that I could have said the word ‘They’ and got in the girls bathroom, I would have done it."
Ex-Chicago mayor rips current city leaders for focus on bathroom and locker room instead of crime, education
During HBO's "Real Time with Bill Maher," former Chicago mayor Rahm Emanuel blasted city leadership for failing the city on safety and educational standards.
www.foxnews.com
March 2, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Thanks to everyone who came out to the Puzzle House residency at Hungry Brain- it was a blast!

(Thanks @fran_online for the vid!)
February 28, 2025 at 7:23 AM
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We are nearing the end of the month-long PUZZLE HOUSE residency at The Hungry Brain. Final! Thursday, March 27, 2025, beginning at 9:00PM with special guest openers MUTE DUO - Sam Wagster and Skyler Rowe, and followed by the PUZZLE HOUSE Band: Azita Youssefi, Bill MacKay, Mary Halm, Michael Zerang
February 22, 2025 at 11:22 PM
me too
im joining the war on woke on the side of woke
February 10, 2025 at 3:32 AM
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I’ll be playing sax in this in group led by Michael Zerang’s February residency at the Hungry Brain:
PUZZLE HOUSE RESIDENCY
THURSDAYS IN FEBRUARY (6, 13, 20, 27) 2025 - 9:00PM
HUNGRY BRAIN - 2319 W. Belmont Ave. Chicago, Il 60618

PUZZLE HOUSE is a new band featuring electric guitarist Bill MacKay, alto saxophonist Azita Youssefi, electric bassist Mary Halm and drummer Michael Zerang.
January 9, 2025 at 10:46 PM
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I think she was thinking this:
"You're gonna bag a Kennedy," I tell the reflection in the mirror, through gritted teeth. "You're going to be the queen of Camelot." I sigh, loosen my robe, and press the FaceTime button
January 30, 2025 at 4:17 AM
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All I know is the Discover feed has always sucked for me and I find “Popular with friends” to be closest to a useful “suggestions I might like” feed. Mostly I use the chronological Following feed but if I want to branch out, that’s the best one for me so far. Ymmv!
November 12, 2024 at 8:01 PM
Posted 20 days ago but seems relevant again wrt the salute-gaslighting discourse.
It simply can’t be true that millions of internet users understand symbols and the messages behind them while hundreds of ivy league educated journalists are just confused and in the dark. It reeks of agenda, interference, and collusion.
January 21, 2025 at 10:39 PM
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Hell is empty,
And all the devils are here.
January 20, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Pretty much where we are.
(elon unveiling his new martian flag design) well as you uh can, you know, see. there's red which of course uh is the mars color. duh ha ha. and then here a white circle, and this is um representing the bright future for the ahh, human race. and then uh you have so, this is a hindu symbol,
January 21, 2025 at 4:35 AM