The Dissociation Gazette
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-credible
-real
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September 4, 2025
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September 4, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Read this week's top story, "My Middle Kid's Special Markers Have Disappeared; Manhunt Underway."
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August 30, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Getting ready for the launch on September 4th!
Not a space launch, a newsletter launch.
Though it would be great to go into space right now. Never come back. Maybe make some friends with microbes from other planets.
Not a space launch, a newsletter launch.
Though it would be great to go into space right now. Never come back. Maybe make some friends with microbes from other planets.
August 29, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Getting ready for the launch on September 4th!
Not a space launch, a newsletter launch.
Though it would be great to go into space right now. Never come back. Maybe make some friends with microbes from other planets.
Not a space launch, a newsletter launch.
Though it would be great to go into space right now. Never come back. Maybe make some friends with microbes from other planets.
What we are:
-silly
-full of existential dread
-your #1 news source for things that don't matter
What we are not:
-topical
-credible
-real
Sign up for our weekly Substack to receive the regular editions and the Sunday magazine.
Tired of the real news? Read us instead!
-silly
-full of existential dread
-your #1 news source for things that don't matter
What we are not:
-topical
-credible
-real
Sign up for our weekly Substack to receive the regular editions and the Sunday magazine.
Tired of the real news? Read us instead!
August 29, 2025 at 8:47 PM
What we are:
-silly
-full of existential dread
-your #1 news source for things that don't matter
What we are not:
-topical
-credible
-real
Sign up for our weekly Substack to receive the regular editions and the Sunday magazine.
Tired of the real news? Read us instead!
-silly
-full of existential dread
-your #1 news source for things that don't matter
What we are not:
-topical
-credible
-real
Sign up for our weekly Substack to receive the regular editions and the Sunday magazine.
Tired of the real news? Read us instead!