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The Catpest
@thecatpest.bsky.social
· Jan 28
The housekeeper has left the outdoors water on. The sprinkler things.
I wanted to go out earlier but it was too wet.
Please can someone tell her to turn it off?
I wanted to go out earlier but it was too wet.
Please can someone tell her to turn it off?
July 20, 2025 at 3:34 PM
The housekeeper has left the outdoors water on. The sprinkler things.
I wanted to go out earlier but it was too wet.
Please can someone tell her to turn it off?
I wanted to go out earlier but it was too wet.
Please can someone tell her to turn it off?
The housekeeper has gone mad with the Noisy Equipment.
I am enjoying peace and quiet in the garden. I may chase a butterfly later.
I am enjoying peace and quiet in the garden. I may chase a butterfly later.
July 3, 2025 at 3:17 PM
The housekeeper has gone mad with the Noisy Equipment.
I am enjoying peace and quiet in the garden. I may chase a butterfly later.
I am enjoying peace and quiet in the garden. I may chase a butterfly later.
I have been languishing outside the front door for at least 15 minutes.
WHERE IS THE DOOR WARDEN WITH MY DREAMIES?
WHERE IS THE DOOR WARDEN WITH MY DREAMIES?
June 8, 2025 at 9:24 PM
I have been languishing outside the front door for at least 15 minutes.
WHERE IS THE DOOR WARDEN WITH MY DREAMIES?
WHERE IS THE DOOR WARDEN WITH MY DREAMIES?
The garden is a place of hazardous watering cans at the moment.
I almost wish it would rain.
I almost wish it would rain.
May 29, 2025 at 8:01 PM
The garden is a place of hazardous watering cans at the moment.
I almost wish it would rain.
I almost wish it would rain.
The housekeeper shut me outside again. I'm beginning to wonder how accidental this is.
Also: breakfast inadequate again.
Also: breakfast inadequate again.
May 15, 2025 at 1:57 PM
The housekeeper shut me outside again. I'm beginning to wonder how accidental this is.
Also: breakfast inadequate again.
Also: breakfast inadequate again.
The housekeeper keeps trying to entice me indoors but it's far more interesting out here. There's the fluffy ginger lady cat from four doors down, for a start.
April 29, 2025 at 8:50 PM
The housekeeper keeps trying to entice me indoors but it's far more interesting out here. There's the fluffy ginger lady cat from four doors down, for a start.
The housekeeper complained about the litter tray this morning. It's her own fault for going to bed early last night.
Not even a particularly ripe one, either. I must try harder.
Not even a particularly ripe one, either. I must try harder.
April 21, 2025 at 9:01 AM
The housekeeper complained about the litter tray this morning. It's her own fault for going to bed early last night.
Not even a particularly ripe one, either. I must try harder.
Not even a particularly ripe one, either. I must try harder.
The Housekeeper seems to think I should be grateful because she gave me a Mere Fragment of the chicken she had for lunch.
I know who got the rest of it, put it like that.
I know who got the rest of it, put it like that.
April 4, 2025 at 4:19 PM
The Housekeeper seems to think I should be grateful because she gave me a Mere Fragment of the chicken she had for lunch.
I know who got the rest of it, put it like that.
I know who got the rest of it, put it like that.
I've just spent half an hour playering with the housekeeper and positively showering her with affection and didn't get so much as a single Dreamie in return.
Base ingratitude!
Base ingratitude!
March 11, 2025 at 4:10 PM
I've just spent half an hour playering with the housekeeper and positively showering her with affection and didn't get so much as a single Dreamie in return.
Base ingratitude!
Base ingratitude!
I wish the housekeeper would do something about the weather. I went out today for a little fresh air and she abandoned me for HOURS.
March 5, 2025 at 7:48 PM
I wish the housekeeper would do something about the weather. I went out today for a little fresh air and she abandoned me for HOURS.
I'm looking particularly handsome today, I must say. The housekeeper disrupted my sleep several times this morning although it's #caturday, so I went outside for peace.
March 1, 2025 at 6:23 PM
I'm looking particularly handsome today, I must say. The housekeeper disrupted my sleep several times this morning although it's #caturday, so I went outside for peace.
The housekeeper is grumbling because I was obliged to use the litter tray during the night.
She'd have something to complain about if I DIDN'T use it.
She actually called me 'Mr ShittyPaws'.
My feelings are hurt.
She'd have something to complain about if I DIDN'T use it.
She actually called me 'Mr ShittyPaws'.
My feelings are hurt.
February 26, 2025 at 9:24 AM
The housekeeper is grumbling because I was obliged to use the litter tray during the night.
She'd have something to complain about if I DIDN'T use it.
She actually called me 'Mr ShittyPaws'.
My feelings are hurt.
She'd have something to complain about if I DIDN'T use it.
She actually called me 'Mr ShittyPaws'.
My feelings are hurt.
ARGH!
HUMANS. If they aren't making a noise, they're planning one.
Not only am I barely being fed, the housekeeper has got ALL the noisy machinery out. I escaped up to the second best room and sat on the windowsill and she followed me in there with it.
Now the other machine is going, downstairs.
HUMANS. If they aren't making a noise, they're planning one.
Not only am I barely being fed, the housekeeper has got ALL the noisy machinery out. I escaped up to the second best room and sat on the windowsill and she followed me in there with it.
Now the other machine is going, downstairs.
February 20, 2025 at 12:31 PM
ARGH!
HUMANS. If they aren't making a noise, they're planning one.
Not only am I barely being fed, the housekeeper has got ALL the noisy machinery out. I escaped up to the second best room and sat on the windowsill and she followed me in there with it.
Now the other machine is going, downstairs.
HUMANS. If they aren't making a noise, they're planning one.
Not only am I barely being fed, the housekeeper has got ALL the noisy machinery out. I escaped up to the second best room and sat on the windowsill and she followed me in there with it.
Now the other machine is going, downstairs.
The housekeeper has had a brainstorm and put gourmet food in my bowl.
If she expects me to go back to kibble after this, she's got another think coming.
If she expects me to go back to kibble after this, she's got another think coming.
February 18, 2025 at 7:15 PM
The housekeeper has had a brainstorm and put gourmet food in my bowl.
If she expects me to go back to kibble after this, she's got another think coming.
If she expects me to go back to kibble after this, she's got another think coming.
I cannot overemphasise to you the horror I felt when I realised that the housekeeper had shut the door behind me when I went out on business for two minutes this morning.
February 15, 2025 at 1:25 PM
I cannot overemphasise to you the horror I felt when I realised that the housekeeper had shut the door behind me when I went out on business for two minutes this morning.
Sorry, I have been absent for a few days. Well, I haven't actually been absent, but the housekeeper has been slacking.
I fear she may be wearing out.
I fear she may be wearing out.
February 12, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Sorry, I have been absent for a few days. Well, I haven't actually been absent, but the housekeeper has been slacking.
I fear she may be wearing out.
I fear she may be wearing out.
I'm looking particularly handsome for #Caturday, although I say it myself. #Cats #Catsky #CatsOfBluesky
February 8, 2025 at 8:41 PM
I'm looking particularly handsome for #Caturday, although I say it myself. #Cats #Catsky #CatsOfBluesky
The housekeeper evicted me from the large bed this morning.
I will not forget this.
I will not forget this.
February 8, 2025 at 8:32 PM
The housekeeper evicted me from the large bed this morning.
I will not forget this.
I will not forget this.
This is not the weather I ordered. I disapprove.
February 4, 2025 at 2:45 PM
This is not the weather I ordered. I disapprove.
A most excellent cat.
February 1, 2025 at 5:05 PM
A most excellent cat.
I feel I'm looking particularly cute today.
January 30, 2025 at 5:37 PM
I feel I'm looking particularly cute today.
NOOOO. I am not conceited. I AM NOT CONCEITED.
I merely know my own worth.
I merely know my own worth.
January 29, 2025 at 3:30 PM
NOOOO. I am not conceited. I AM NOT CONCEITED.
I merely know my own worth.
I merely know my own worth.
Well, it is nice to see former acolytes from over there following me again.
And quite right too.
And quite right too.
January 29, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Well, it is nice to see former acolytes from over there following me again.
And quite right too.
And quite right too.