Anthony Morelli Comedy
@thebestmorelli.bsky.social
Able to talk to large crowds, occasionally make them laugh.
It is a little insane to me that it is up to my decisions and actions to have hundreds of people laugh for a week because I think like 20 people (out of hundreds who applied) chasing their dream from all across the country will make Erie folks laugh. And I’ve been correct 3/3 so far 🤷♂️
November 27, 2025 at 3:12 AM
It is a little insane to me that it is up to my decisions and actions to have hundreds of people laugh for a week because I think like 20 people (out of hundreds who applied) chasing their dream from all across the country will make Erie folks laugh. And I’ve been correct 3/3 so far 🤷♂️
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„Quiet, Piggy!“ Just think about that for a minute, and what it means to live in a time when a President can assault a woman in public like that without any consequences.
It‘s quite a testimony to the age of regression we live in.
It‘s quite a testimony to the age of regression we live in.
November 23, 2025 at 6:09 PM
„Quiet, Piggy!“ Just think about that for a minute, and what it means to live in a time when a President can assault a woman in public like that without any consequences.
It‘s quite a testimony to the age of regression we live in.
It‘s quite a testimony to the age of regression we live in.
Been hearing local maga people starting to say “it’s all corrupt, we need people like you and me running for this stuff.” and they really really hate when I respond with “well they need people like me because I’m an honest person, also because I’ve known this whole time while you’re new here.”
November 19, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Been hearing local maga people starting to say “it’s all corrupt, we need people like you and me running for this stuff.” and they really really hate when I respond with “well they need people like me because I’m an honest person, also because I’ve known this whole time while you’re new here.”
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Apparently customers don’t like it when you respond to “it’s Friday all the crazies are out” with “are you not currently out?”
November 14, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Apparently customers don’t like it when you respond to “it’s Friday all the crazies are out” with “are you not currently out?”
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Megyn Kelly right now
November 13, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Megyn Kelly right now
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Just a reminder, the coward who refused to accept an election loss in 2020 and then committed crimes trying to overthrow that election will certainly cheat, abuse his powers, and break the law to try to win the 2026 & 2028 elections.
He’s a real threat to democracy. Believe it.
He’s a real threat to democracy. Believe it.
November 13, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Just a reminder, the coward who refused to accept an election loss in 2020 and then committed crimes trying to overthrow that election will certainly cheat, abuse his powers, and break the law to try to win the 2026 & 2028 elections.
He’s a real threat to democracy. Believe it.
He’s a real threat to democracy. Believe it.
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Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
November 12, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
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Our political system is fundamentally broken. It was not designed to represent the will of the people and it is incapable of doing so today.
The people don't want a king. The people don't want Democrats to surrender. The people don't want only two parties.
The people don't want any of this.
The people don't want a king. The people don't want Democrats to surrender. The people don't want only two parties.
The people don't want any of this.
November 10, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Our political system is fundamentally broken. It was not designed to represent the will of the people and it is incapable of doing so today.
The people don't want a king. The people don't want Democrats to surrender. The people don't want only two parties.
The people don't want any of this.
The people don't want a king. The people don't want Democrats to surrender. The people don't want only two parties.
The people don't want any of this.
So to those of us who actually want to see change and build a real future for our families and friends, what are we going to call the party that takes all these cowards out of their seats?
November 10, 2025 at 12:10 PM
So to those of us who actually want to see change and build a real future for our families and friends, what are we going to call the party that takes all these cowards out of their seats?
Why in the fuck was I just forced to see that jackass at an NFL game? What the fuck.
November 9, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Why in the fuck was I just forced to see that jackass at an NFL game? What the fuck.
Love y’all, but redwoods will be fucked in this new climate that none of us understand and is rapidly negatively evolving.
The redwoods don’t burn, they remember. Every leaf a secret the forest never told.
November 9, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Love y’all, but redwoods will be fucked in this new climate that none of us understand and is rapidly negatively evolving.
Just got informed my childhood house burnt down. Everyone is safe, but what.
November 5, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Just got informed my childhood house burnt down. Everyone is safe, but what.
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I’m not trying to be funny but a lot of people I agree with politically are absolute assholes and I hate that for me.
November 4, 2025 at 11:25 PM
I’m not trying to be funny but a lot of people I agree with politically are absolute assholes and I hate that for me.
Today is what I would equate to Christmas, and that is NEVERENDING HOPSTOPPER canning day at Lavery Brewing!
October 28, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Today is what I would equate to Christmas, and that is NEVERENDING HOPSTOPPER canning day at Lavery Brewing!
Just asked someone for 10k and they didn’t immediately tell me to get fucked so that’s cool.
October 22, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Just asked someone for 10k and they didn’t immediately tell me to get fucked so that’s cool.
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Real time data coming out of the world’s climate measurement systems should be stopping us in our tracks. The latest estimate shows that, this week, the Earth is 1.9°C warmer than before we began burning fossil fuels.
#climatecrisis #ClimateEmergency #auspol www.lyrebirddreaming.com/post/we-re-t...
#climatecrisis #ClimateEmergency #auspol www.lyrebirddreaming.com/post/we-re-t...
We’re Touching 1.9°C - And It’s Only 2025
Real time data coming out of the world’s climate measurement systems should be stopping us in our tracks. The latest estimate by climate scientist Dr Karsten Haustein shows that, this week, the Earth ...
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October 20, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Real time data coming out of the world’s climate measurement systems should be stopping us in our tracks. The latest estimate shows that, this week, the Earth is 1.9°C warmer than before we began burning fossil fuels.
#climatecrisis #ClimateEmergency #auspol www.lyrebirddreaming.com/post/we-re-t...
#climatecrisis #ClimateEmergency #auspol www.lyrebirddreaming.com/post/we-re-t...
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Shows kick off next week — part comedy show, part conversation, part Q&A — and everyone walks away with a signed copy of 'The Man of Many Fathers.'
Grab your tickets today — each one also includes a free digital album of 'Lonely Flowers.' Visit the pre-order link in my bio for redemption details.
Grab your tickets today — each one also includes a free digital album of 'Lonely Flowers.' Visit the pre-order link in my bio for redemption details.
October 21, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Shows kick off next week — part comedy show, part conversation, part Q&A — and everyone walks away with a signed copy of 'The Man of Many Fathers.'
Grab your tickets today — each one also includes a free digital album of 'Lonely Flowers.' Visit the pre-order link in my bio for redemption details.
Grab your tickets today — each one also includes a free digital album of 'Lonely Flowers.' Visit the pre-order link in my bio for redemption details.
It’s a very weird feeling knowing when people tell me how much I’ve helped them with their life problems/depression by providing just an opportunity and I just smile while hiding mine.
October 21, 2025 at 1:16 AM
It’s a very weird feeling knowing when people tell me how much I’ve helped them with their life problems/depression by providing just an opportunity and I just smile while hiding mine.
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On or before Tuesday, November 4th, please:
🗳️ VOTE for Judge Brandon Neuman for Superior Court
🗳️ VOTE 𝐘𝐄𝐒 to retain our Justices & Judges
✅ YES: Justice Christine Donoghue
✅ YES: Justice Kevin Dougherty
✅ YES: Justice David Wecht
✅ YES: Judge Alice Beck Dubow
✅ YES: Judge Michael Wojcik
🗳️ VOTE for Judge Brandon Neuman for Superior Court
🗳️ VOTE 𝐘𝐄𝐒 to retain our Justices & Judges
✅ YES: Justice Christine Donoghue
✅ YES: Justice Kevin Dougherty
✅ YES: Justice David Wecht
✅ YES: Judge Alice Beck Dubow
✅ YES: Judge Michael Wojcik
October 16, 2025 at 2:08 AM
On or before Tuesday, November 4th, please:
🗳️ VOTE for Judge Brandon Neuman for Superior Court
🗳️ VOTE 𝐘𝐄𝐒 to retain our Justices & Judges
✅ YES: Justice Christine Donoghue
✅ YES: Justice Kevin Dougherty
✅ YES: Justice David Wecht
✅ YES: Judge Alice Beck Dubow
✅ YES: Judge Michael Wojcik
🗳️ VOTE for Judge Brandon Neuman for Superior Court
🗳️ VOTE 𝐘𝐄𝐒 to retain our Justices & Judges
✅ YES: Justice Christine Donoghue
✅ YES: Justice Kevin Dougherty
✅ YES: Justice David Wecht
✅ YES: Judge Alice Beck Dubow
✅ YES: Judge Michael Wojcik
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Emerging from the darkness of this era will require us to acknowledge that the previous status quo, including many institutions that may have served us well in another era, have been failing for my entire lifetime.
October 15, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Emerging from the darkness of this era will require us to acknowledge that the previous status quo, including many institutions that may have served us well in another era, have been failing for my entire lifetime.
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Next they’re going to tell us autism is caused by the demand to release the Epstein files.
October 10, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Next they’re going to tell us autism is caused by the demand to release the Epstein files.
If you’re in Erie this Saturday October 11th this is my absolute favorite show to do. I’m gonna tell jokes while getting tattooed by my cousin. It’s legit! $15 tickets at door, BYOB, Andromeda Studios.
October 9, 2025 at 2:09 PM
If you’re in Erie this Saturday October 11th this is my absolute favorite show to do. I’m gonna tell jokes while getting tattooed by my cousin. It’s legit! $15 tickets at door, BYOB, Andromeda Studios.
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I will not back down.
Trump is now calling for the arrest of elected representatives checking his power.
What else is left on the path to full-blown authoritarianism?
Trump is now calling for the arrest of elected representatives checking his power.
What else is left on the path to full-blown authoritarianism?
October 8, 2025 at 1:44 PM
I will not back down.
Trump is now calling for the arrest of elected representatives checking his power.
What else is left on the path to full-blown authoritarianism?
Trump is now calling for the arrest of elected representatives checking his power.
What else is left on the path to full-blown authoritarianism?
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I realize there's a lot going on with the shutdown, BUT DONALD TRUMP'S FORMER SPIRITUAL ADVISOR JUST PLED GUILTY TO SEXUALLY ABUSING A 12-YEAR-OLD GIRL.
Seems like something the media might want to ask the president about—if he ever stops hiding.
Seems like something the media might want to ask the president about—if he ever stops hiding.
October 4, 2025 at 3:24 PM
I realize there's a lot going on with the shutdown, BUT DONALD TRUMP'S FORMER SPIRITUAL ADVISOR JUST PLED GUILTY TO SEXUALLY ABUSING A 12-YEAR-OLD GIRL.
Seems like something the media might want to ask the president about—if he ever stops hiding.
Seems like something the media might want to ask the president about—if he ever stops hiding.