superbowl watcher
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there’s nothing diva about this cup everything tastes like shit
July 1, 2023 at 11:08 PM
there’s nothing diva about this cup everything tastes like shit
reconnecting with my twitter mutuals
July 4, 2023 at 12:13 AM
reconnecting with my twitter mutuals
INTERVIEWER: what’s your greatest
ME: mind reading.
INTERVIEWER: … weakness
ME: mind reading poorly
ME: mind reading.
INTERVIEWER: … weakness
ME: mind reading poorly
July 3, 2023 at 11:56 PM
INTERVIEWER: what’s your greatest
ME: mind reading.
INTERVIEWER: … weakness
ME: mind reading poorly
ME: mind reading.
INTERVIEWER: … weakness
ME: mind reading poorly
ME: I love going to the dentist, I’m such a sadist
DENTIST: you mean a masochist?
ME: [stabbing the dentist] no
DENTIST: you mean a masochist?
ME: [stabbing the dentist] no
July 3, 2023 at 11:23 PM
ME: I love going to the dentist, I’m such a sadist
DENTIST: you mean a masochist?
ME: [stabbing the dentist] no
DENTIST: you mean a masochist?
ME: [stabbing the dentist] no
hunter biden smoking crack at 172mph is actually crazy impressive
July 3, 2023 at 12:50 AM
hunter biden smoking crack at 172mph is actually crazy impressive
smells like up cracker in here
July 3, 2023 at 12:41 AM
smells like up cracker in here
just pissed here
July 2, 2023 at 1:43 AM
just pissed here
a second rate limit has hit the towers
July 1, 2023 at 11:51 PM
a second rate limit has hit the towers
one drink deep and causing absolute chaos on nextdoor
July 1, 2023 at 11:45 PM
one drink deep and causing absolute chaos on nextdoor
no way y’all actually call these skeets
July 1, 2023 at 11:08 PM
no way y’all actually call these skeets
there’s nothing diva about this cup everything tastes like shit
July 1, 2023 at 11:08 PM
there’s nothing diva about this cup everything tastes like shit