Thea
@theassistanatrix.bsky.social
Whipping your task list into shape. ✨ Personal assistant for the adult industry.
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Thea
@theassistanatrix.bsky.social
· Jul 10
Any SWers in need of a personal assistant? The Assistanatrix is ✨open for business✨
Now accepting clients for all available services!
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#sexworkerassistant #onlyfansassistant #swtwitter #virtualassistant #swassistant #personalassistant
Now accepting clients for all available services!
👉TheAssistanatrix.com👈
#sexworkerassistant #onlyfansassistant #swtwitter #virtualassistant #swassistant #personalassistant
When you think a regular is one of the good ones but then they show their true colors.
a woman with a fringe is sitting in a chair looking at the camera
ALT: a woman with a fringe is sitting in a chair looking at the camera
media.tenor.com
August 25, 2025 at 5:09 PM
When you think a regular is one of the good ones but then they show their true colors.
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This is the right response to the Mississippi law from Bluesky.
"Age verification" laws are nothing more than a massive expansion of government surveillance and censorship. They make kids less safe, not more safe.
Get a VPN and call your lawmakers. Time to fight.
www.wired.com/story/bluesk...
"Age verification" laws are nothing more than a massive expansion of government surveillance and censorship. They make kids less safe, not more safe.
Get a VPN and call your lawmakers. Time to fight.
www.wired.com/story/bluesk...
Bluesky Goes Dark in Mississippi Over Age Verification Law
Bluesky has chosen to block access in the state rather than risk potential fines of up to $10,000 per violation.
www.wired.com
August 22, 2025 at 11:37 PM
This is the right response to the Mississippi law from Bluesky.
"Age verification" laws are nothing more than a massive expansion of government surveillance and censorship. They make kids less safe, not more safe.
Get a VPN and call your lawmakers. Time to fight.
www.wired.com/story/bluesk...
"Age verification" laws are nothing more than a massive expansion of government surveillance and censorship. They make kids less safe, not more safe.
Get a VPN and call your lawmakers. Time to fight.
www.wired.com/story/bluesk...
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Remember that the right believes drag is pornography, which is their pretext for banning.
Defend porn.
Defend porn.
The 5th Circuit just struck down West Texas A&M's drag ban—with Judge Ho penning a rancid dissent to whine about discrimination against Christians, criticize drag, slander trans people, and plug Allie Beth Stuckey's new book. His SCOTUS campaign continues. A taste: www.thefire.org/sites/defaul...
August 18, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Remember that the right believes drag is pornography, which is their pretext for banning.
Defend porn.
Defend porn.
No technology, no matter how sophisticated, will ever replace a human touch. Period.
If you’re an adult creator looking for top-quality, non-AI assistance, let’s chat ➡️ TheAssistanatrix.com
#sexworkerassistant #onlyfansassistant #swtwitter #virtualassistant #swassistant #personalassistant
If you’re an adult creator looking for top-quality, non-AI assistance, let’s chat ➡️ TheAssistanatrix.com
#sexworkerassistant #onlyfansassistant #swtwitter #virtualassistant #swassistant #personalassistant
August 8, 2025 at 6:12 PM
No technology, no matter how sophisticated, will ever replace a human touch. Period.
If you’re an adult creator looking for top-quality, non-AI assistance, let’s chat ➡️ TheAssistanatrix.com
#sexworkerassistant #onlyfansassistant #swtwitter #virtualassistant #swassistant #personalassistant
If you’re an adult creator looking for top-quality, non-AI assistance, let’s chat ➡️ TheAssistanatrix.com
#sexworkerassistant #onlyfansassistant #swtwitter #virtualassistant #swassistant #personalassistant
Diversify, diversify, diversify. The motto of every successful sex worker.
Sites shut down. Regulars leave. The market shifts. Plan now so you don’t scramble then.
#oftips #swtips #contentcreator #onlinesw #mattressactress #spicymodels #adultcreators #spicycreators
Sites shut down. Regulars leave. The market shifts. Plan now so you don’t scramble then.
#oftips #swtips #contentcreator #onlinesw #mattressactress #spicymodels #adultcreators #spicycreators
August 1, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Diversify, diversify, diversify. The motto of every successful sex worker.
Sites shut down. Regulars leave. The market shifts. Plan now so you don’t scramble then.
#oftips #swtips #contentcreator #onlinesw #mattressactress #spicymodels #adultcreators #spicycreators
Sites shut down. Regulars leave. The market shifts. Plan now so you don’t scramble then.
#oftips #swtips #contentcreator #onlinesw #mattressactress #spicymodels #adultcreators #spicycreators
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✨ Mastercard’s statement claims it never forced @steampowered.com or @itch.io to censor games.
Reality check: platforms themselves say they pulled content after pressure from payment processors like Mastercard. 💳
Platforms preemptively complied to avoid losing access to payment rails.
Reality check: platforms themselves say they pulled content after pressure from payment processors like Mastercard. 💳
Platforms preemptively complied to avoid losing access to payment rails.
August 1, 2025 at 8:37 PM
✨ Mastercard’s statement claims it never forced @steampowered.com or @itch.io to censor games.
Reality check: platforms themselves say they pulled content after pressure from payment processors like Mastercard. 💳
Platforms preemptively complied to avoid losing access to payment rails.
Reality check: platforms themselves say they pulled content after pressure from payment processors like Mastercard. 💳
Platforms preemptively complied to avoid losing access to payment rails.
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Visa employees clearly told to deescalate ASAP
MasterCard employees more than familiar with the issue
Stripe feeling the pressure
ACLU put out a statement
CBC covered all this
What you are doing is WORKING
You are getting RESULTS
KEEP CALLING
KEEP WRITING
WE ARE GOING TO WIN!!
MasterCard employees more than familiar with the issue
Stripe feeling the pressure
ACLU put out a statement
CBC covered all this
What you are doing is WORKING
You are getting RESULTS
KEEP CALLING
KEEP WRITING
WE ARE GOING TO WIN!!
August 1, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Visa employees clearly told to deescalate ASAP
MasterCard employees more than familiar with the issue
Stripe feeling the pressure
ACLU put out a statement
CBC covered all this
What you are doing is WORKING
You are getting RESULTS
KEEP CALLING
KEEP WRITING
WE ARE GOING TO WIN!!
MasterCard employees more than familiar with the issue
Stripe feeling the pressure
ACLU put out a statement
CBC covered all this
What you are doing is WORKING
You are getting RESULTS
KEEP CALLING
KEEP WRITING
WE ARE GOING TO WIN!!
Part 2
Hunger is appeased.
Silence falls. I hit record.
“Hi, Mom!” says the cat.
Hunger is appeased.
Silence falls. I hit record.
“Hi, Mom!” says the cat.
A Special Clip-Filming Haiku
Finally, silence.
No sirens, no neighbors. Then
my damn stomach growls.
Finally, silence.
No sirens, no neighbors. Then
my damn stomach growls.
July 31, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Part 2
Hunger is appeased.
Silence falls. I hit record.
“Hi, Mom!” says the cat.
Hunger is appeased.
Silence falls. I hit record.
“Hi, Mom!” says the cat.
This is your periodic reminder to tip your favorite spicy content producer(s). 🫶
July 31, 2025 at 5:31 PM
This is your periodic reminder to tip your favorite spicy content producer(s). 🫶
A Special Clip-Filming Haiku
Finally, silence.
No sirens, no neighbors. Then
my damn stomach growls.
Finally, silence.
No sirens, no neighbors. Then
my damn stomach growls.
July 30, 2025 at 8:19 PM
A Special Clip-Filming Haiku
Finally, silence.
No sirens, no neighbors. Then
my damn stomach growls.
Finally, silence.
No sirens, no neighbors. Then
my damn stomach growls.
A regular once asked me why all sex workers seem to hate men. I deflected then, but the truth is: I think many of us simply realize how much better the world would be if we could crack the male ego right down the center like a fault.
#WednesdayWisdom #quoteoftheday
#WednesdayWisdom #quoteoftheday
July 30, 2025 at 4:46 PM
A regular once asked me why all sex workers seem to hate men. I deflected then, but the truth is: I think many of us simply realize how much better the world would be if we could crack the male ego right down the center like a fault.
#WednesdayWisdom #quoteoftheday
#WednesdayWisdom #quoteoftheday
Good morning to every sex worker who’s grinding hard this week to make August rent. ❤️ May that cheap a-hole in your inbox finally just shut up and pay you.
July 30, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Good morning to every sex worker who’s grinding hard this week to make August rent. ❤️ May that cheap a-hole in your inbox finally just shut up and pay you.
Last week I spent like 4 hours updating the thumbnails on almost every clip on my C4S page.
Apologies to the poor moderators who had to re-review all those clips, but my store looks 500x better now, so ☺️
Apologies to the poor moderators who had to re-review all those clips, but my store looks 500x better now, so ☺️
July 29, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Last week I spent like 4 hours updating the thumbnails on almost every clip on my C4S page.
Apologies to the poor moderators who had to re-review all those clips, but my store looks 500x better now, so ☺️
Apologies to the poor moderators who had to re-review all those clips, but my store looks 500x better now, so ☺️
You know that provider who makes you seethe with jealousy? Mute them for a week. Refocus.
Every minute you waste envying someone else’s garden is one minute you could spend nurturing your own.
Every minute you waste envying someone else’s garden is one minute you could spend nurturing your own.
July 29, 2025 at 4:00 PM
You know that provider who makes you seethe with jealousy? Mute them for a week. Refocus.
Every minute you waste envying someone else’s garden is one minute you could spend nurturing your own.
Every minute you waste envying someone else’s garden is one minute you could spend nurturing your own.
My cats are both the best and worst things about working from home. 😭
July 22, 2025 at 4:56 PM
My cats are both the best and worst things about working from home. 😭
Overwhelmed with timewasters? Turn off your social media DMs. If they’re serious about spending, they’ll click your link and contact you there.
July 21, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Overwhelmed with timewasters? Turn off your social media DMs. If they’re serious about spending, they’ll click your link and contact you there.
Receiving your 1st vs 400th DM as a sex worker
July 18, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Receiving your 1st vs 400th DM as a sex worker
To my fellow chronically ill SWers in a flare: take care of yourself today. Rest when you can. 🫶
July 18, 2025 at 3:57 PM
To my fellow chronically ill SWers in a flare: take care of yourself today. Rest when you can. 🫶
Reminder: Paying you ≠ having control over you. Sometimes even high spenders deserve to be kicked to the curb.
July 17, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Reminder: Paying you ≠ having control over you. Sometimes even high spenders deserve to be kicked to the curb.
Q: You’re an adult creator, and you’re approached by a manager who promises to triple your income. Should you sign with them?
A: No. Agencies are predatory and exploitative, and they’ll steal your rights, your earnings, and your control of your business.
Just say no. 🙅🏻♀️🚫
A: No. Agencies are predatory and exploitative, and they’ll steal your rights, your earnings, and your control of your business.
Just say no. 🙅🏻♀️🚫
July 16, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Q: You’re an adult creator, and you’re approached by a manager who promises to triple your income. Should you sign with them?
A: No. Agencies are predatory and exploitative, and they’ll steal your rights, your earnings, and your control of your business.
Just say no. 🙅🏻♀️🚫
A: No. Agencies are predatory and exploitative, and they’ll steal your rights, your earnings, and your control of your business.
Just say no. 🙅🏻♀️🚫
My bio on every site I’m active on: Not accepting customs.
Guys in my DMs, damn near every day: Do you do customs?
Guys in my DMs, damn near every day: Do you do customs?
July 10, 2025 at 10:35 PM
My bio on every site I’m active on: Not accepting customs.
Guys in my DMs, damn near every day: Do you do customs?
Guys in my DMs, damn near every day: Do you do customs?
Any SWers in need of a personal assistant? The Assistanatrix is ✨open for business✨
Now accepting clients for all available services!
👉TheAssistanatrix.com👈
#sexworkerassistant #onlyfansassistant #swtwitter #virtualassistant #swassistant #personalassistant
Now accepting clients for all available services!
👉TheAssistanatrix.com👈
#sexworkerassistant #onlyfansassistant #swtwitter #virtualassistant #swassistant #personalassistant
July 10, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Any SWers in need of a personal assistant? The Assistanatrix is ✨open for business✨
Now accepting clients for all available services!
👉TheAssistanatrix.com👈
#sexworkerassistant #onlyfansassistant #swtwitter #virtualassistant #swassistant #personalassistant
Now accepting clients for all available services!
👉TheAssistanatrix.com👈
#sexworkerassistant #onlyfansassistant #swtwitter #virtualassistant #swassistant #personalassistant
If you’ve never tipped her, you’re not her biggest fan. Just saying.
July 8, 2025 at 7:50 PM
If you’ve never tipped her, you’re not her biggest fan. Just saying.
Waiting while the Niteflirt caller adds more money to his account
July 7, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Waiting while the Niteflirt caller adds more money to his account
July 7, 2025 at 6:01 PM