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Today in “One-liners That Absolutely Destroyed Me”: “Someone should invent a currency that’s just the amount that it is.” - @alexsammon.bsky.social
August 17, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Today in “One-liners That Absolutely Destroyed Me”: “Someone should invent a currency that’s just the amount that it is.” - @alexsammon.bsky.social
Yes I understand the economy is in shambles, there are protests in the streets, and the U.S. has more travel warnings than we can recall in memory, but I’m not going to stop air humping while grocery shopping when I hear a real banger on the radio. It ain’t that bad yet.
April 6, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Yes I understand the economy is in shambles, there are protests in the streets, and the U.S. has more travel warnings than we can recall in memory, but I’m not going to stop air humping while grocery shopping when I hear a real banger on the radio. It ain’t that bad yet.
Imagine electing a president with the personality of “posts Minion memes on Facebook”.
February 25, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Imagine electing a president with the personality of “posts Minion memes on Facebook”.
“Now you have me!” - Lady on Love Is Blind entertaining the exact same alien glowing tablet conspiracy theory that is eventually going to lead to their divorce whenever she can’t stand listening to his shit anymore.
February 18, 2025 at 1:20 AM
“Now you have me!” - Lady on Love Is Blind entertaining the exact same alien glowing tablet conspiracy theory that is eventually going to lead to their divorce whenever she can’t stand listening to his shit anymore.
Don’t Look Up wasn’t entertainment; it was a warning. And now we’re living it.
February 16, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Don’t Look Up wasn’t entertainment; it was a warning. And now we’re living it.
You know how we all have that one coworker we call the village idiot because no one knows how they got the job in the first place and we secretly make fun of them for the stupid shit they say in meetings?
I wonder who that person will be at the September UNGA meeting.
I wonder who that person will be at the September UNGA meeting.
February 3, 2025 at 4:30 PM
You know how we all have that one coworker we call the village idiot because no one knows how they got the job in the first place and we secretly make fun of them for the stupid shit they say in meetings?
I wonder who that person will be at the September UNGA meeting.
I wonder who that person will be at the September UNGA meeting.
Not blaming Flobots, but thinking Musk misunderstood the meaning of No Handlebars.
February 2, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Not blaming Flobots, but thinking Musk misunderstood the meaning of No Handlebars.
I quit Amazon at the beginning of the year. I’ve saved about 10% on the things I order every month.
Shopify allows millions of smaller companies to compete with Amazon without monopolizing traffic. It’s undervalued.
No brainer.
Shopify allows millions of smaller companies to compete with Amazon without monopolizing traffic. It’s undervalued.
No brainer.
January 25, 2025 at 8:26 PM
I quit Amazon at the beginning of the year. I’ve saved about 10% on the things I order every month.
Shopify allows millions of smaller companies to compete with Amazon without monopolizing traffic. It’s undervalued.
No brainer.
Shopify allows millions of smaller companies to compete with Amazon without monopolizing traffic. It’s undervalued.
No brainer.
So, uh, I totally know what Red Note is, but do you? I won’t believe you unless you explain it in excruciating detail.
January 17, 2025 at 10:38 PM
So, uh, I totally know what Red Note is, but do you? I won’t believe you unless you explain it in excruciating detail.
Who decided electric cars would be named by pulling spare keyboard parts out of a coffee can at random?
December 14, 2024 at 4:43 PM
Who decided electric cars would be named by pulling spare keyboard parts out of a coffee can at random?