Zach of all *~trades~*
@thatdarnzach.bsky.social
overcaffeinated Jewish candle gay
Terminally online but like in a fun, quirky way
Undercover theatre professional
👨❤️👨: @huntykay | 🐕🦺: Clara Belle
Terminally online but like in a fun, quirky way
Undercover theatre professional
👨❤️👨: @huntykay | 🐕🦺: Clara Belle
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Got laid off yesterday as private equity swallows the arts entirely.
Tell me I’m pretty and talented - absolutely looking for sympathy likes and comments.
Tell me I’m pretty and talented - absolutely looking for sympathy likes and comments.
Getting very, very, very, very, very, very stoned.
July 3, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Getting very, very, very, very, very, very stoned.
Literally begging everyone to think of one single historical analogy to a current circumstance that doesn’t involve the Holocaust. It’s quite literally the dumbest comparison since 1/2 of y’all don’t even believe it happened or that it was *that bad* - literally think of one other bad thing.
July 1, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Literally begging everyone to think of one single historical analogy to a current circumstance that doesn’t involve the Holocaust. It’s quite literally the dumbest comparison since 1/2 of y’all don’t even believe it happened or that it was *that bad* - literally think of one other bad thing.
My air conditioning is staying on - turn off Times Square instead.
June 23, 2025 at 1:03 PM
My air conditioning is staying on - turn off Times Square instead.
We’re literally gonna get Cuomo aren’t we?
NYT Editorial board effectively endorses Andrew Cuomo today in the most weaselly possible way. “Don’t rank Mamdani, and it will probably be either him or Cuomo, sooo…”
June 16, 2025 at 1:16 PM
We’re literally gonna get Cuomo aren’t we?
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anyway excited for Audra to win her 7th for Desiree
June 9, 2025 at 3:05 AM
anyway excited for Audra to win her 7th for Desiree
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here's your rodney king moment
Four LAPD officers on horseback surround a man laying on the ground, trample him, and beat him with their polycarbonate "saber" batons.
June 9, 2025 at 4:05 AM
here's your rodney king moment
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🚨NEW: @cbsnews.com reports ICE is arresting people who can't even legally be deported and holding them without enough food or water in a federal building BASEMENT in Los Angeles.
Families dutifully attending check-ins with ICE are being arrested and held for days, forced to sleep on the floor.
Families dutifully attending check-ins with ICE are being arrested and held for days, forced to sleep on the floor.
June 6, 2025 at 5:07 PM
🚨NEW: @cbsnews.com reports ICE is arresting people who can't even legally be deported and holding them without enough food or water in a federal building BASEMENT in Los Angeles.
Families dutifully attending check-ins with ICE are being arrested and held for days, forced to sleep on the floor.
Families dutifully attending check-ins with ICE are being arrested and held for days, forced to sleep on the floor.
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It was foretold.
June 5, 2025 at 7:15 PM
It was foretold.
Just a reminder that zendaya kept her power over the tennis twinks *because* she didn’t choose sides
June 5, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Just a reminder that zendaya kept her power over the tennis twinks *because* she didn’t choose sides
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So much of the discourse in city government is about the subway system, a massive public space with unique management concerns. How can you effectively lead on subway issues if you just never go there?
"Local politicians should regularly ride the subway and by 'regularly' I mean more often than once per quarter whether the subway is melting down or not" is my very hot take.
June 4, 2025 at 3:25 PM
So much of the discourse in city government is about the subway system, a massive public space with unique management concerns. How can you effectively lead on subway issues if you just never go there?
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I just want a global 'turn all 'ai' off everywhere, categorically, no exceptions unless I individually approve them in triplicate' setting for all my devices
June 2, 2025 at 10:18 PM
I just want a global 'turn all 'ai' off everywhere, categorically, no exceptions unless I individually approve them in triplicate' setting for all my devices
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I mean, if you had a serious, important job and you made a mistake like this, you'd probably get fired...
June 3, 2025 at 7:11 PM
I mean, if you had a serious, important job and you made a mistake like this, you'd probably get fired...
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i know it isnt but this has the look/vibes of those ai-generated videos that instagram reels keeps trying to show me of like. famous people through the ages facemorphing into their older selves/characters they have played and i hate it lol
The first trailer for ‘WICKED: FOR GOOD’ drops tomorrow.
June 3, 2025 at 4:01 PM
i know it isnt but this has the look/vibes of those ai-generated videos that instagram reels keeps trying to show me of like. famous people through the ages facemorphing into their older selves/characters they have played and i hate it lol
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June 1, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Mountainhead doesn’t have a lot but it did bring us “Ayn Bland” and, for that, I can recognize genius.
June 1, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Mountainhead doesn’t have a lot but it did bring us “Ayn Bland” and, for that, I can recognize genius.
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the rise of a.i. and a.i. generated slop at scale will bring back the oral tradition invite me over ill wear a toga and tell u a stories about sea monsters
May 31, 2025 at 3:48 PM
the rise of a.i. and a.i. generated slop at scale will bring back the oral tradition invite me over ill wear a toga and tell u a stories about sea monsters
Have we considered that his word-a-day calendar is stuck on tariff and no one’s updated it?
May 30, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Have we considered that his word-a-day calendar is stuck on tariff and no one’s updated it?
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Also, he would go to jail for years for unprecedentedly illegal & unconstitutional crimes against the Republic
"If there were justice in the world, Musk would never be able to repair his reputation... Musk’s sojourn in government has revealed severe flaws in his character — a blithe, dehumanizing cruelty, and a deadly incuriosity. This should shape how he’s seen for the rest of his public life."
Opinion | Elon Musk’s Legacy Is Disease, Starvation and Death
www.nytimes.com
May 30, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Also, he would go to jail for years for unprecedentedly illegal & unconstitutional crimes against the Republic
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In San Antonio today, plainclothes ICE officers (not masked this time) arrested, handcuffed, and zip-tied a family of five (yes, ALL of them, including the little children) coming out of their immigration court hearing — which ICE had just had dismissed.
www.mysanantonio.com/news/local/a...
www.mysanantonio.com/news/local/a...
Agents zip-tie kids in new immigration crackdown in Texas
At least three children were taken into custody and zip-tied at the San Antonio Immigration Court.
www.mysanantonio.com
May 30, 2025 at 1:20 AM
In San Antonio today, plainclothes ICE officers (not masked this time) arrested, handcuffed, and zip-tied a family of five (yes, ALL of them, including the little children) coming out of their immigration court hearing — which ICE had just had dismissed.
www.mysanantonio.com/news/local/a...
www.mysanantonio.com/news/local/a...
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vocal opposition to democratic gerontocracy is nifty because it serves a constructive purpose — passing the torch — and a political one: signaling independence from The Democrats.
35-year-old Dem Harry Jarin launches primary challenge to Rep. Steny Hoyer, who's 50 years older:
"I'm not trying to be cruel or callous, but I want Democrats to win, and there are consequences for having this gerontocracy, and we have to reckon with that."
"I'm not trying to be cruel or callous, but I want Democrats to win, and there are consequences for having this gerontocracy, and we have to reckon with that."
Rep. Steny Hoyer draws a challenger who makes the age argument explicit
A 35-year-old volunteer firefighter said longtime incumbent is "still operating in this 1980s information environment."
www.politico.com
May 29, 2025 at 3:46 PM
vocal opposition to democratic gerontocracy is nifty because it serves a constructive purpose — passing the torch — and a political one: signaling independence from The Democrats.
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Cuomo is not inevitable. We need some major ad spending reminding people that he's a disgraced, granny killing, corrupt sex pest. Everyone should tell every single person they know not to rank Cuomo and to fill out all five spots on their ballots with the top polling non-Cuomo candidates.
New NYC mayoral poll, May 23-26 for PIX11: pix11.com/news/politic...
Andrew Cuomo - 35%
Zohran Mamdani - 23%
Brad Lander - 11%
Scott Stringer - 9%
Adrienne Adams - 8%
Zellnor Myrie - 5%
Andrew Cuomo - 35%
Zohran Mamdani - 23%
Brad Lander - 11%
Scott Stringer - 9%
Adrienne Adams - 8%
Zellnor Myrie - 5%
May 28, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Cuomo is not inevitable. We need some major ad spending reminding people that he's a disgraced, granny killing, corrupt sex pest. Everyone should tell every single person they know not to rank Cuomo and to fill out all five spots on their ballots with the top polling non-Cuomo candidates.
First look at Patti LuPone’s next Broadway role
May 27, 2025 at 5:28 PM
First look at Patti LuPone’s next Broadway role
Literally just don’t rank Cuomo or Adams on your ballot. There are SO MANY OTHER CANDIDATES and you can RANK THEM ALL!!!
May 27, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Literally just don’t rank Cuomo or Adams on your ballot. There are SO MANY OTHER CANDIDATES and you can RANK THEM ALL!!!
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Time Magazine would drop its latest (gorgeous) cover featuring Audra and dubbing her "Broadway's Greatest" today.
May 27, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Time Magazine would drop its latest (gorgeous) cover featuring Audra and dubbing her "Broadway's Greatest" today.
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It is jarring how much liberals obsess over devising way to be nicer to and more accepting of their political opponents who despise them when the Republican strategy is to go online every six hours and call the majority of the country a vile pestilence that needs to be eradicated.
I implore people to think about what Memorial Day means, and then think about…this
May 26, 2025 at 5:06 PM
It is jarring how much liberals obsess over devising way to be nicer to and more accepting of their political opponents who despise them when the Republican strategy is to go online every six hours and call the majority of the country a vile pestilence that needs to be eradicated.