👉Alaina
@thatalaina.bsky.social
I wanna publish 'zines |
and rage against machines |
she/her | thicc/chonky
ThatAlaina everywhere
and rage against machines |
she/her | thicc/chonky
ThatAlaina everywhere
When someone crosses the floor in parliament the gaining party should have to line up on their side of the house, hand in hand, singing
"Red rover red rover, send Chris d'Entremont over"
#cdnpoli
"Red rover red rover, send Chris d'Entremont over"
#cdnpoli
November 5, 2025 at 4:26 AM
When someone crosses the floor in parliament the gaining party should have to line up on their side of the house, hand in hand, singing
"Red rover red rover, send Chris d'Entremont over"
#cdnpoli
"Red rover red rover, send Chris d'Entremont over"
#cdnpoli
Sometimes you just need to listen to Chilliwack and scream that one part at the top of your lungs, coworkers be damned.
October 23, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Sometimes you just need to listen to Chilliwack and scream that one part at the top of your lungs, coworkers be damned.
Is there a craft or hobby that you know you could never get into because of some name or terminology used within it? Does this sound insane?
For me it's the liquid clay in ceramics being called slip. E.g. to pour the slip into the mould.
It makes me want to gag.
For me it's the liquid clay in ceramics being called slip. E.g. to pour the slip into the mould.
It makes me want to gag.
October 4, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Is there a craft or hobby that you know you could never get into because of some name or terminology used within it? Does this sound insane?
For me it's the liquid clay in ceramics being called slip. E.g. to pour the slip into the mould.
It makes me want to gag.
For me it's the liquid clay in ceramics being called slip. E.g. to pour the slip into the mould.
It makes me want to gag.
Who doesn't love hearing their husbands voice crack as he screams in joy the name of another man.
Anyways, happy start of hockey season to all who observe.
Anyways, happy start of hockey season to all who observe.
October 2, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Who doesn't love hearing their husbands voice crack as he screams in joy the name of another man.
Anyways, happy start of hockey season to all who observe.
Anyways, happy start of hockey season to all who observe.
Let's be perfectly clear. Kimmel didn't say anything about Kirk other than he was murdered. Kimmel was silenced for commenting on Trump's comments on Kirk's death and how disgusting THEY were. And if the media could fucking say that I would be really appreciate it.
September 19, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Let's be perfectly clear. Kimmel didn't say anything about Kirk other than he was murdered. Kimmel was silenced for commenting on Trump's comments on Kirk's death and how disgusting THEY were. And if the media could fucking say that I would be really appreciate it.
It's window shopping the L.L.Bean ads on my FB and insta feeds season.
September 5, 2025 at 3:44 AM
It's window shopping the L.L.Bean ads on my FB and insta feeds season.
This year has and continues to beat the ever living fuck out of me and if it could kindly stop I would greatly appreciate it.
September 5, 2025 at 3:18 AM
This year has and continues to beat the ever living fuck out of me and if it could kindly stop I would greatly appreciate it.
I'm going to say it here. Adam Lambert is a TERRIBLE Judas in Jesus Christ Super Star. He might have the voice, but he has absolutely no grasp of the character, the story, or what the musical is trying to portray, and I'm absolutely going to let this ruin my weekend.
August 3, 2025 at 2:08 AM
I'm going to say it here. Adam Lambert is a TERRIBLE Judas in Jesus Christ Super Star. He might have the voice, but he has absolutely no grasp of the character, the story, or what the musical is trying to portray, and I'm absolutely going to let this ruin my weekend.
You know most millennials can't get through a day without quoting the Simpsons at least once. Me? The Weekenders. A cartoon I was definitely too old to be watching.
July 30, 2025 at 2:00 PM
You know most millennials can't get through a day without quoting the Simpsons at least once. Me? The Weekenders. A cartoon I was definitely too old to be watching.
I just saw a book called Of Monsters and Mainframes and my first thought was "is this book about ReBoot?"
I'm a very tired millennial.
I'm a very tired millennial.
July 30, 2025 at 2:57 AM
I just saw a book called Of Monsters and Mainframes and my first thought was "is this book about ReBoot?"
I'm a very tired millennial.
I'm a very tired millennial.
🎶I don't wanna work •
I just wanna play on my phone all day🎶
I just wanna play on my phone all day🎶
July 25, 2025 at 1:18 PM
🎶I don't wanna work •
I just wanna play on my phone all day🎶
I just wanna play on my phone all day🎶
I am forever grateful that I was lucky to be born into a stable loving family in Canada. I recognize the great privilege this has given me in life.
Happy Canada Day everyone.
Let us strive to forever do better in everything we do.
Happy Canada Day everyone.
Let us strive to forever do better in everything we do.
July 2, 2025 at 4:28 AM
I am forever grateful that I was lucky to be born into a stable loving family in Canada. I recognize the great privilege this has given me in life.
Happy Canada Day everyone.
Let us strive to forever do better in everything we do.
Happy Canada Day everyone.
Let us strive to forever do better in everything we do.
living my best DINK life today:
Farmers Market
Used Book Store
Local garden centre
Pokemon Go
The Last Unicorn
Nap
Millenial or toddler? We'll never know.
Farmers Market
Used Book Store
Local garden centre
Pokemon Go
The Last Unicorn
Nap
Millenial or toddler? We'll never know.
June 21, 2025 at 7:16 PM
living my best DINK life today:
Farmers Market
Used Book Store
Local garden centre
Pokemon Go
The Last Unicorn
Nap
Millenial or toddler? We'll never know.
Farmers Market
Used Book Store
Local garden centre
Pokemon Go
The Last Unicorn
Nap
Millenial or toddler? We'll never know.
Teams is just millennials forcing everyone to go back to MSN Messenger days whether they like it or not. Maybe we orchestrated the entire pandemic just to get back to being able to chat online all day again. YOU'LL NEVER KNOW
June 20, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Teams is just millennials forcing everyone to go back to MSN Messenger days whether they like it or not. Maybe we orchestrated the entire pandemic just to get back to being able to chat online all day again. YOU'LL NEVER KNOW
If Panthers hockey is what wins the cup, I don't think I want to watch NHL hockey anymore.
June 18, 2025 at 10:20 PM
If Panthers hockey is what wins the cup, I don't think I want to watch NHL hockey anymore.
It amazes me how many, mostly young, Americans are out here on social media talking about how cooked their country is because of AI and the current admin. Like children your country has been cooked for AWHILE. You have for-profit prison systems that keeps people incarcerated for slave labour!
June 18, 2025 at 3:43 PM
It amazes me how many, mostly young, Americans are out here on social media talking about how cooked their country is because of AI and the current admin. Like children your country has been cooked for AWHILE. You have for-profit prison systems that keeps people incarcerated for slave labour!
One of my favourite things, when you are looking up a celebrity on Wikipedia, they will always include which football team they support. Absolutely delightful.
June 16, 2025 at 3:04 AM
One of my favourite things, when you are looking up a celebrity on Wikipedia, they will always include which football team they support. Absolutely delightful.
If you don't have full, exclusively gif, conversations on the main channels on teams that every member of your workplace organization can see, are you even a millennial?
June 11, 2025 at 4:36 PM
If you don't have full, exclusively gif, conversations on the main channels on teams that every member of your workplace organization can see, are you even a millennial?
I watch the candidate presentations at work the same way I watch French programming. Maybe I'll learn some French (molecular and biochemical sciences) while everything washes over me.
June 9, 2025 at 3:10 PM
I watch the candidate presentations at work the same way I watch French programming. Maybe I'll learn some French (molecular and biochemical sciences) while everything washes over me.
Copilot fully taking over the Office 365 homepage is the only thing that made me start using SharePoint.
June 6, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Copilot fully taking over the Office 365 homepage is the only thing that made me start using SharePoint.
How do I explain to a cat who is absolutely spoiled rotten that I can't open the door for her to bask in the sun because the air quality is atrocious?
Please someone, she won't stop yelling at me 😭 she's so mean.
Please someone, she won't stop yelling at me 😭 she's so mean.
June 6, 2025 at 2:13 PM
How do I explain to a cat who is absolutely spoiled rotten that I can't open the door for her to bask in the sun because the air quality is atrocious?
Please someone, she won't stop yelling at me 😭 she's so mean.
Please someone, she won't stop yelling at me 😭 she's so mean.
A few months ago, quite awhile really, Tim Hortons changed the everything bagel, and for this I will never forgive them. I mean I'm still going to go there almost every morning because it's more convenient than making my own tea. But Ugh that bagel is such a mess to eat now.
June 6, 2025 at 1:53 PM
A few months ago, quite awhile really, Tim Hortons changed the everything bagel, and for this I will never forgive them. I mean I'm still going to go there almost every morning because it's more convenient than making my own tea. But Ugh that bagel is such a mess to eat now.
My brain is doing some absolutely wild shit to keep me from sleeping right now and quite frankly .. rude.
May 17, 2025 at 6:33 AM
My brain is doing some absolutely wild shit to keep me from sleeping right now and quite frankly .. rude.
Reposted by 👉Alaina
to the tune of Pink Pony Club
May 8, 2025 at 7:43 PM
to the tune of Pink Pony Club
As an elder millenial who was raised by chatrooms and messengers, I hate this rise in having to do a soft opening on messages on Teams or email. Is just straight up asking a question really that offensive?
Why do I have to say Hi, hope you're doing well. Why xyz. I don't even do that in person!
Why do I have to say Hi, hope you're doing well. Why xyz. I don't even do that in person!
May 7, 2025 at 5:01 PM
As an elder millenial who was raised by chatrooms and messengers, I hate this rise in having to do a soft opening on messages on Teams or email. Is just straight up asking a question really that offensive?
Why do I have to say Hi, hope you're doing well. Why xyz. I don't even do that in person!
Why do I have to say Hi, hope you're doing well. Why xyz. I don't even do that in person!