@thaifoodmary666.bsky.social
Life is a movie and I am both the lead and the audience.
I like how when I lived in LA & worked in the film industry I never felt creative/inspired bc all my energy was going towards working in the industry so I moved home & got a “normal” job & now I feel inspired but if I moved back to LA I won’t feel inspired bc I’d be working in the industry but if I
November 25, 2025 at 5:47 PM
I like how when I lived in LA & worked in the film industry I never felt creative/inspired bc all my energy was going towards working in the industry so I moved home & got a “normal” job & now I feel inspired but if I moved back to LA I won’t feel inspired bc I’d be working in the industry but if I
My personality is 90% the current TV show I’m watching and I’m currently watching Always Sunny, so apologies to my friends and family.
November 21, 2025 at 2:11 PM
My personality is 90% the current TV show I’m watching and I’m currently watching Always Sunny, so apologies to my friends and family.
I’ve learned, since being single, that having sex with yourself is almost exactly like having sex with a man, down to watching Always Sunny afterwards in the afterglow. The only difference is I actually orgasm.
November 18, 2025 at 4:55 AM
I’ve learned, since being single, that having sex with yourself is almost exactly like having sex with a man, down to watching Always Sunny afterwards in the afterglow. The only difference is I actually orgasm.
I can die happy Merv replied to my comment on Instagram 🥰
November 14, 2025 at 5:26 PM
I can die happy Merv replied to my comment on Instagram 🥰
Sometimes I fantasize about the kind of life my mom would have had if she’d aborted me
November 5, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Sometimes I fantasize about the kind of life my mom would have had if she’d aborted me
When do we get to the part where we drag them out of their palaces and behead them in the streets because I’m ready when everyone else is
November 4, 2025 at 3:53 PM
When do we get to the part where we drag them out of their palaces and behead them in the streets because I’m ready when everyone else is
There’s something beautiful about listening to Henry and eddie scream about sandwiches on @lpontheleft.bsky.social and I look up and see this. Is this a sign from the universe to donate to Unbelievably Friendly Organisms??
September 29, 2025 at 9:20 PM
There’s something beautiful about listening to Henry and eddie scream about sandwiches on @lpontheleft.bsky.social and I look up and see this. Is this a sign from the universe to donate to Unbelievably Friendly Organisms??
@rejectedjokes.bsky.social have you ever realized your name is Bench Warts?
September 22, 2025 at 2:42 AM
@rejectedjokes.bsky.social have you ever realized your name is Bench Warts?
So tickled they’re discussing Wisconsin dells on @lpontheleft.bsky.social . Fun fact: I am so Midwestern that my parents honeymooned in Wisconsin dells. I said what I said.
September 14, 2025 at 12:59 AM
So tickled they’re discussing Wisconsin dells on @lpontheleft.bsky.social . Fun fact: I am so Midwestern that my parents honeymooned in Wisconsin dells. I said what I said.
My best advice to the youth of today is to sing along to teenagers by my chemical romance at the absolute top of your lungs every chance you get while you’re still a teenager
August 21, 2025 at 12:58 PM
My best advice to the youth of today is to sing along to teenagers by my chemical romance at the absolute top of your lungs every chance you get while you’re still a teenager
@myfavoritemurder.bsky.social my favorite part of this week’s minisode is Georgia’s little pantsing sound effect: hehnh!
August 18, 2025 at 3:45 PM
@myfavoritemurder.bsky.social my favorite part of this week’s minisode is Georgia’s little pantsing sound effect: hehnh!
If I ever die in a catastrophe as hilarious as a molasses flood, you all have permission to laugh when you talk about it. @lpontheleft.bsky.social
August 1, 2025 at 5:49 PM
If I ever die in a catastrophe as hilarious as a molasses flood, you all have permission to laugh when you talk about it. @lpontheleft.bsky.social
@nspband.bsky.social I am BEGGING you to do a cover of maniac by Michael sombello 🙏🙏🙏🙏
July 21, 2025 at 2:47 PM
@nspband.bsky.social I am BEGGING you to do a cover of maniac by Michael sombello 🙏🙏🙏🙏
Yes yes learning Spanish in high school has helped me gain a greater appreciation for my mixing pot country and the world at large blah blah blah but honestly learning the words to La Bamba and being able to bring down the house at karaoke has been my favorite lesson from high school Spanish
July 8, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Yes yes learning Spanish in high school has helped me gain a greater appreciation for my mixing pot country and the world at large blah blah blah but honestly learning the words to La Bamba and being able to bring down the house at karaoke has been my favorite lesson from high school Spanish
Is it too much to ask for a bisexual socialist emotionally secure man
June 30, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Is it too much to ask for a bisexual socialist emotionally secure man
Not a man, not a woman, but a secret third thing (a cryptid)
June 28, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Not a man, not a woman, but a secret third thing (a cryptid)
Not a man, not a woman, but a secret third thing (a muppet)
June 26, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Not a man, not a woman, but a secret third thing (a muppet)
Not a man, not a woman, but a secret third thing (an eldritch horror)
June 25, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Not a man, not a woman, but a secret third thing (an eldritch horror)
@stephenking.bsky.social I feel like you’d like @nightvaleradio.bsky.social
June 15, 2025 at 4:10 PM
@stephenking.bsky.social I feel like you’d like @nightvaleradio.bsky.social
After a lifetime of being obsessed with true crime, I’ve found that 99% of “unexplained deaths” or “unexplained mysteries” can be explained by police corruption. The other 1% is Mothman. @myfavoritemurder.bsky.social @lpontheleft.bsky.social #crimejunkie
June 11, 2025 at 10:41 PM
After a lifetime of being obsessed with true crime, I’ve found that 99% of “unexplained deaths” or “unexplained mysteries” can be explained by police corruption. The other 1% is Mothman. @myfavoritemurder.bsky.social @lpontheleft.bsky.social #crimejunkie
Self-checkout employee at meijer: what a cute cake!
Me: thanks! It’s my dog’s birthday!
Self-checkout employee at the meijer:
Me: *smiles delusionally*
Me: *picks up cake* have a nice day!
Me: thanks! It’s my dog’s birthday!
Self-checkout employee at the meijer:
Me: *smiles delusionally*
Me: *picks up cake* have a nice day!
May 31, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Self-checkout employee at meijer: what a cute cake!
Me: thanks! It’s my dog’s birthday!
Self-checkout employee at the meijer:
Me: *smiles delusionally*
Me: *picks up cake* have a nice day!
Me: thanks! It’s my dog’s birthday!
Self-checkout employee at the meijer:
Me: *smiles delusionally*
Me: *picks up cake* have a nice day!
I just asked someone how many laps are in the Indy 500 don’t text
May 27, 2025 at 3:58 AM
I just asked someone how many laps are in the Indy 500 don’t text
Me: I look approachable and friendly at work
My face when literally the smallest inconvenience happens:
My face when literally the smallest inconvenience happens:
May 22, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Me: I look approachable and friendly at work
My face when literally the smallest inconvenience happens:
My face when literally the smallest inconvenience happens:
Friendly advice from an avid bookworm: just because you CAN self-publish your book on amazon, doesn’t mean you SHOULD
May 21, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Friendly advice from an avid bookworm: just because you CAN self-publish your book on amazon, doesn’t mean you SHOULD
Are you the adhd friend that’s always interrupting or are you the autistic friend that’s always being interrupted
May 20, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Are you the adhd friend that’s always interrupting or are you the autistic friend that’s always being interrupted