one thing i like about hocus pocus is how immediately the kids realize they’ve fucked up
October 31, 2025 at 6:29 PM
one thing i like about hocus pocus is how immediately the kids realize they’ve fucked up
were you really good at bop it/bop it extreme or are your parents still together
August 9, 2025 at 1:02 AM
were you really good at bop it/bop it extreme or are your parents still together
being a bad storyteller sucks the most when you immediately realize no one is interested but you have to have to finish the story anyway
August 7, 2025 at 3:09 AM
being a bad storyteller sucks the most when you immediately realize no one is interested but you have to have to finish the story anyway
half of mission impossible is surveilling people through incredible modern means and the other half is them parking in a van down the block
July 20, 2025 at 2:30 AM
half of mission impossible is surveilling people through incredible modern means and the other half is them parking in a van down the block
i’m seeing a lot of performative crop tops
July 5, 2025 at 5:45 AM
i’m seeing a lot of performative crop tops
do people really use ipads as often as stock photographers think they do
June 18, 2025 at 4:42 PM
do people really use ipads as often as stock photographers think they do
this pope has consumed the most hot dogs out of any other pope
May 8, 2025 at 5:29 PM
this pope has consumed the most hot dogs out of any other pope
raise your hand if you’ve ever been personally victimized by the new bus map
April 17, 2025 at 1:00 AM
raise your hand if you’ve ever been personally victimized by the new bus map
basking in the “well done” after a workout video i skipped through (stolen valour)
April 10, 2025 at 11:20 PM
basking in the “well done” after a workout video i skipped through (stolen valour)
try not to eat an entire sleeve of rice crackers challenge (impossible)
April 6, 2025 at 5:48 PM
try not to eat an entire sleeve of rice crackers challenge (impossible)
there is no greater treat than a fancy little drink
March 13, 2025 at 9:47 PM
there is no greater treat than a fancy little drink
Reposted by teri klowak
aw yiss @terklo.bsky.social found cocktail recipes for all the best pic noms and designed cards for em AND brought ingredients for a couple of em YEEHAW BABY
i’m so lucky to have a teri in my life so sorry for the rest of you who don’t
i’m so lucky to have a teri in my life so sorry for the rest of you who don’t
March 3, 2025 at 1:12 AM
aw yiss @terklo.bsky.social found cocktail recipes for all the best pic noms and designed cards for em AND brought ingredients for a couple of em YEEHAW BABY
i’m so lucky to have a teri in my life so sorry for the rest of you who don’t
i’m so lucky to have a teri in my life so sorry for the rest of you who don’t
has anyone ever actually gotten out of a cab and paid through the window
February 26, 2025 at 1:50 AM
has anyone ever actually gotten out of a cab and paid through the window
would it be relaxing or stressful to be on the paper straw national strategy team
February 11, 2025 at 3:47 PM
would it be relaxing or stressful to be on the paper straw national strategy team
if i buy food from a grocery store, i don’t say “i’m subsidizing the grocery store.” i’m buying shit.
February 3, 2025 at 12:06 AM
if i buy food from a grocery store, i don’t say “i’m subsidizing the grocery store.” i’m buying shit.
welcoming everyone to the french’s ketchup supremacy
February 2, 2025 at 4:33 PM
welcoming everyone to the french’s ketchup supremacy
sometimes i bake to satisfy cravings but i end up satisfying the craving before i have the end result
February 1, 2025 at 3:53 AM
sometimes i bake to satisfy cravings but i end up satisfying the craving before i have the end result
*slams laptop shut til monday*
*opens second work laptop*
*opens second work laptop*
January 24, 2025 at 11:28 PM
*slams laptop shut til monday*
*opens second work laptop*
*opens second work laptop*
who is responsible for showing trump his first labelled map of north america
January 9, 2025 at 12:39 AM
who is responsible for showing trump his first labelled map of north america
Reposted by teri klowak
if only i could channel the seething rage i feel when someone leaves their shit in the apartment dryer for 2 hours after it’s finished its cycle
January 6, 2025 at 12:58 AM
if only i could channel the seething rage i feel when someone leaves their shit in the apartment dryer for 2 hours after it’s finished its cycle
you’ll have to excuse me, i am at my best
January 1, 2025 at 6:01 AM
you’ll have to excuse me, i am at my best
spotify wrapped observations:
you’re either a charli/chappell or a kahan/bryan
you’re either a charli/chappell or a kahan/bryan
December 5, 2024 at 12:54 AM
spotify wrapped observations:
you’re either a charli/chappell or a kahan/bryan
you’re either a charli/chappell or a kahan/bryan
denzel is having the time of his life in gladiator 2
November 24, 2024 at 2:12 AM
denzel is having the time of his life in gladiator 2