Teresa R.
@teresarobinson.bsky.social
I would like to become a professional Lego builder. I am fucking hilarious and a goddamn delight. RN. Paralegal. Widow. Wearer of flared jeans. We're living in a pretty fucking dystopian shit show and I'd like to see the manager.
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“Our health care system is broken. It is dysfunctional. It is cruel.” Bernie slams bipartisan reopen with no health care deal
November 11, 2025 at 9:29 AM
“Our health care system is broken. It is dysfunctional. It is cruel.” Bernie slams bipartisan reopen with no health care deal
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“Turn. The. Volume. Up.” — Zohran Mamdani Goes Off on Trump in a Fiery NYC Victory Speech
November 6, 2025 at 1:01 AM
“Turn. The. Volume. Up.” — Zohran Mamdani Goes Off on Trump in a Fiery NYC Victory Speech
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“A president with a crown dumping poop from a fighter jet” — Obama stumps for Abigail Spanberger at Virginia rally.
November 3, 2025 at 11:11 PM
“A president with a crown dumping poop from a fighter jet” — Obama stumps for Abigail Spanberger at Virginia rally.
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“I put a 20% tariff… I reduced it by 10%.” — Trump’s Air Force One recap of Xi meeting 🇨🇳
October 30, 2025 at 10:12 PM
“I put a 20% tariff… I reduced it by 10%.” — Trump’s Air Force One recap of Xi meeting 🇨🇳
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“Families and children… are going to go hungry.” — Mike Johnson on SNAP, TSA, and the Nuclear Arsenal? 👀
October 29, 2025 at 10:12 PM
“Families and children… are going to go hungry.” — Mike Johnson on SNAP, TSA, and the Nuclear Arsenal? 👀
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“It was a very small building.” — Trump takes questions on the East Wing demolition
October 27, 2025 at 10:12 PM
“It was a very small building.” — Trump takes questions on the East Wing demolition
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“Americans have foreign war fatigue… we need our tomahawks too.” — Zelenskyy’s tightrope between NATO and “now”
October 22, 2025 at 8:16 PM
“Americans have foreign war fatigue… we need our tomahawks too.” — Zelenskyy’s tightrope between NATO and “now”
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“It takes two to tango.” — Trump pitches a Putin–Zelenskyy cease-fire, Rutte referees
October 23, 2025 at 9:12 PM
“It takes two to tango.” — Trump pitches a Putin–Zelenskyy cease-fire, Rutte referees
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“The fraud is mind-boggling.” — alleged NBA game-fixing, 11 states, and a mob cameo
October 24, 2025 at 10:12 PM
“The fraud is mind-boggling.” — alleged NBA game-fixing, 11 states, and a mob cameo
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“I’m not a king. I work my ass off.” — Air Force One gaggle on “no kings” and the Insurrection Act
October 21, 2025 at 1:00 AM
“I’m not a king. I work my ass off.” — Air Force One gaggle on “no kings” and the Insurrection Act
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“This is not a job for a first-timer.” — NYC Mayoral Debate: Andrew Cuomo vs. Zohran Mamdani
October 17, 2025 at 9:11 PM
“This is not a job for a first-timer.” — NYC Mayoral Debate: Andrew Cuomo vs. Zohran Mamdani
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“Deranged Jack Smith is a criminal.” — From special counsel to special insult. (Oval Office Edition)
October 16, 2025 at 10:10 PM
“Deranged Jack Smith is a criminal.” — From special counsel to special insult. (Oval Office Edition)
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“Expel him!”—Pro-Palestine MK Ofer Cassif Interrupts Trump in the Knesset
October 13, 2025 at 11:11 PM
“Expel him!”—Pro-Palestine MK Ofer Cassif Interrupts Trump in the Knesset
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“Don’t take Tylenol if you’re pregnant.” — RFK Jr drops a circumcision bombshell at the cabinet table
October 10, 2025 at 8:14 PM
“Don’t take Tylenol if you’re pregnant.” — RFK Jr drops a circumcision bombshell at the cabinet table
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“She’s a low IQ individual.” — Trump vents Dem grievances to PM Mark Carney 🇨🇦
October 8, 2025 at 9:12 PM
“She’s a low IQ individual.” — Trump vents Dem grievances to PM Mark Carney 🇨🇦
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“They are all lying… and dishonest people” — Kristi Noem threatens to double down on Portland & Chicago
October 9, 2025 at 11:12 PM
“They are all lying… and dishonest people” — Kristi Noem threatens to double down on Portland & Chicago
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“They have been inciting violence.” Kaitlan Collins vs. Karoline Leavitt on Portland and National Guard
October 7, 2025 at 9:12 PM
“They have been inciting violence.” Kaitlan Collins vs. Karoline Leavitt on Portland and National Guard
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“Democrats are holding firm.” — Hakeem Jeffries insists Dems won’t blink in the shutdown staring contest.
October 3, 2025 at 10:12 PM
“Democrats are holding firm.” — Hakeem Jeffries insists Dems won’t blink in the shutdown staring contest.
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Dr. Jane Goodall filmed an interview with Netflix in March 2025 that she understood would only be released after her death.
October 5, 2025 at 9:08 AM
Dr. Jane Goodall filmed an interview with Netflix in March 2025 that she understood would only be released after her death.
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"On the sombrero thing—" JD Vance asked about Hakeem Jeffries sombrero meme
October 2, 2025 at 12:56 AM
"On the sombrero thing—" JD Vance asked about Hakeem Jeffries sombrero meme
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“Jasmine Crockett? Is she related to the late great David Crockett? Trump fires off low-IQ jabs from the Oval Office.”
September 26, 2025 at 7:11 PM
“Jasmine Crockett? Is she related to the late great David Crockett? Trump fires off low-IQ jabs from the Oval Office.”
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“Nobody’s been better to Israel than Donald Trump” — Teleprompters, UN cuts, and Netanyahu nods
September 30, 2025 at 12:58 AM
“Nobody’s been better to Israel than Donald Trump” — Teleprompters, UN cuts, and Netanyahu nods
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“We don’t have a military full of Nordic pagans.” — Secretary of War Pete Hegseth declares war on beards 👀
October 1, 2025 at 1:05 AM
“We don’t have a military full of Nordic pagans.” — Secretary of War Pete Hegseth declares war on beards 👀
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"Jimmy Kimmel was fired for lack of talent" - as Fallon suddenly regrets ruffling Trump’s hair that one time.
September 18, 2025 at 6:19 PM
"Jimmy Kimmel was fired for lack of talent" - as Fallon suddenly regrets ruffling Trump’s hair that one time.
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“Charlie brought you and Elon back together. Is that true?” Trump pivots to UFC Fight Night at the White House with the boy'z.”
September 22, 2025 at 8:15 PM
“Charlie brought you and Elon back together. Is that true?” Trump pivots to UFC Fight Night at the White House with the boy'z.”