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Jonathan Newman
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Co-host @thebodyserve.bsky.social Protecting my peace at all costs. I'm a do the best I can with what I GOT 🇯🇲🇨🇦🏳️‍🌈
Just saw somebody say "everybody who's ever done me wrong will always think about me when they hear Mariah" and that just...
a man is sitting in the back seat of a car and smiling
ALT: a man is sitting in the back seat of a car and smiling
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November 27, 2025 at 8:44 AM
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NEW: "Chat To Mi Back" Our 2025 #WTA Wrap!

A season of parity, but only kind of ... the major on- and off-court stories, teen hatcher-and-snatchers, funniest moments, fond memories, and more!

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Chat To Mi Back: 2025 WTA Wrap | The Body Serve
It’s time to wrap the 2025 WTA season! We saw 5 different players split the Slams and the WTA Finals to form a season with a clear top tier but no outright dominance, allowing for surprises (Mboko, An...
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November 25, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Oh wow, that was a choice Miss Muni Long
November 25, 2025 at 5:28 AM
Grateful for the years of support and looking forward to bigger and better things in Season 12 of TBS!
Ahead of our WTA year-end show tomorrow, we've launched our GFM for Season 12 of TBS. Thank you to everyone who helped us create new memories this year, not least of which visiting SW19 for the first time!

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November 25, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Hosting dinner today and I'm up to some tricks

Apps

Mackerel Balls
Bully beef on water crackers
Johnny Cakes

Mains

Thai Green Curry chicken
Shrimp fried rice
Gochujang baked chicken
Beef & broccoli
White rice
Gai lan
November 23, 2025 at 10:00 AM
When "#Beautiful" didn't end up being a smash, that's when I knew the industry had quit Mariah. Cause that was THE song of that summer
November 23, 2025 at 9:55 AM
🤡 cricket
England's two innings in Perth lasted a combined 405 balls - the fastest they've been bowled out twice in a Test match since 1904 😳
November 22, 2025 at 8:04 AM
England deserve to lose this. You live and die by bazball - well, this is what dying by it looks like
November 22, 2025 at 8:03 AM
England bat 67.3 overs across two innings, and are probably in pole position in this test match. Wild
November 22, 2025 at 6:59 AM
This Ashes first test is one of the strangest cricket matches I've ever watched
November 22, 2025 at 6:44 AM
There isn't one single hot player on the new Zealand team, quite the achievement
November 19, 2025 at 9:49 AM
Well aren't I the dumb bitch for getting invested in this West Indies match 😭
November 19, 2025 at 9:42 AM
Shai Hope take a bow! What a knock
November 19, 2025 at 6:47 AM
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NEW: "Big Simping"

Recapping the ATP Finals
Darren subtweeting Novak (not at his big age 😭)
Nike paying tennis dust, which has become commonplace

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Big Simping | The Body Serve
Jannik Sinner defends at the ATP Finals, again without losing a set, beating his chief rival #1 Carlos Alcaraz. The final was fine, even quite good at times, albeit a bit momentum-less; but hey, they ...
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November 18, 2025 at 3:04 AM
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NEW: TBS400!!!!

Description below. Join us as we get caught up on the tennis happenings and celebrate our 400th 🥂

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November 11, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Incredible how West Indies still managed to sully an otherwise outstanding win with some truly rancid death bowling. Some of the worst I've ever seen in my life
November 5, 2025 at 9:54 AM
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NEW: #399 "The Cusp Boys"

- Rybakina books her Finals spot and dips immediately
- Jannik takes a break from Davis Cup and gets roasted (Sinner al forno)
- Kostyuk decides to dabble in a little late-season transvestigation
- And more!

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The Cusp Boys | The Body Serve
Almost there … Elena Rybakina booked her spot in the WTA Finals and dipped immediately (extremely injured). Basel saw three of its four quarterfinals end with a retirement. Naturally, the ATP decided ...
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October 28, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Mariah Carey
Whitney Houston
Aretha Franklin
Stevie Wonder
Tevin Campbell
Patti LaBelle
Beyoncé
Fantasia
Stevie Wonder
Donny Hathaway
Fleetwood Mac
Mariah Carey
Beyonce Giselle Knowles-Carter
Fiona Apple
SZA
James Taylor
Define your musical taste in eight artists:
David Bowie
Elliot Smith
Prince
Beethoven
Margo Price
Scriabin
Talking Heads
Ahmad Jamal
October 28, 2025 at 1:49 AM
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NEW EPISODE: "So Sorry, Bestie"

Canadians winning titles (sorry for doubting you, Felix bae)

oh and THE BLUE JAYS ARE GOING TO THE WORLD SERIES!!!

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So Sorry, Bestie | The Body Serve
It’s late in the season but great stories are still being written: the world #204 Valentin Vacherot slips into the Shanghai qualifying draw and then wins it all, Coco Gauff rights the ship in Asia for...
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October 21, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Earthly delights indeed. David put on quite the show
October 13, 2025 at 6:16 AM
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Midnight drop! NEW EPISODE: "Dry Sockets"

The WTA puts together a banner lineup in Wuhan while the men barely survive Shanghai
+ more listener questions on the length of the season, the Hall of Fame nominees, our work enemies, and more!

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Dry Sockets | The Body Serve
Late in the season, the tennis tour is winding itself through the great cities of China. Anisimova wins Beijing, the women put together a banner lineup in Wuhan, while the men in Shanghai limp (litera...
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October 11, 2025 at 4:13 AM
What on 🌎 did I just watch 🥴
The Dodgers advance to the NLCS ... on this.
October 10, 2025 at 1:59 AM
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NEW EPISODE: "Here For Some Of It"

Some great listener questions, a mix of timely and delightfully unrelated
+ Why can't players stop being weird in Asia?
+ Mariah album review!
+ Why ****** will always lose, if not in tennis then in life

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Here For Some Of It | The Body Serve
The men’s season ticks on, same as it ever was, as Alcaraz and Sinner snag twin 500s in different countries. We talk a little (very little) about recent results and people being consistently weird in ...
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October 5, 2025 at 3:51 PM
We're mere moments away from think pieces on the backlash to the new album due to her age in the music industry
October 4, 2025 at 6:44 AM
Is it just my algorithm or is that lady's album turrible?
October 4, 2025 at 1:06 AM