🧵This is a thread about Reply Guys. I like it when posts go viral coz I'm a big show-off and the internet is responsible for most of my career. When you go viral you get new followers, fun replies, sometimes even industry interest omg. But you also get: Reply Guys.

Dr Strange but every time he says Dormammu Vic Reeves replies Uvavu.

Don't know who needs to hear this, but

Unclench your jaw

Let your shoulders drop

Liquefy all your connective tissue for the nutrients

Slither bonelessly off your chair

Wick yourself up the walls through capillary action

Envelop the room

Become a new god

Become a new god

"What's the lesson here, guys?"
"We don’t know.”
"C’mon, think about it."
"Don't be assholes?"
"Don’t be assholes. Especially to…”
"To the guy with the thumbs?"
"To the guy with the thumbs."

My dad used to say to me 'Pints, gallons, litres' – which, I think, speaks volumes.

#books #bookmemes #booksky

I needed that snow.
I needed meteorological magic.

Any true natural antidote to the cynical struggle of existence right now is very very welcome.

Cause I’m stuck with telling people I’m fine when I’m not right now. And I need all the rain drops on roses and whiskers on kittens life can supply.

it seems as if every day science takes another giant leap forward

My burgeoning interest in wrestling has led me to develop a lil crush on Seth Rollins. Google says he’s a lefty. I think we’re safe here. 🤞

Oh yeah? Name twenty-five of their albums.

And it’s deactivated! That feels good.

Let’s keep things good here though. Friends - keep tight control on your socials because it’s so important for your mental health. We deserve a good place. Fuck nice or kind, those words have been bastardised by emotional ignorance. Let’s be good.

So here you all are? Been a while. I was hanging out on threads cause despite all the moaning people weren’t actually getting out of X.
Guess I can finally delete mine now. Fuck knows what my password is…