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Tearable Monsters
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We make printable paper miniatures for tabletop gaming!

Cardstock Terrain and other fun gaming stuff!

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Yeah you think you're Metal, but are you "In the yard standing backlit by the crimson glow of the Aurora Borealis, holding the longsword Excalibur while clad all in black", Metal?
My son, the future Amon Amarth album cover icon. (Also the Aurora Borealis)
November 12, 2025 at 5:20 AM
My son, the future Amon Amarth album cover icon. (Also the Aurora Borealis)
November 12, 2025 at 3:49 AM
October 9, 2025 at 1:18 AM
So its been 16 days since ive had a day iff, & won't have one for another 8. the last 6 days i've worked 16 hour shifts.

Lol, after 10pm my wife and kids go to bed & legit trying to be as nice as i possibly can to the scammers just so i'll have someone to talk to all night
September 14, 2025 at 7:05 AM
My last day off was last Wednesday, and my next day off will be the friday after next. 16 hour shifts for the rest of this week and 12 hour shifts for the remainder of next week.

Then after my one day off im scheduled for 10 more days.

I cant wait to fucking quit this job.
September 11, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Was threatened with a write-up tonight for not following the directive yesterday, then when i pointed out that there was no directive emailed out yesterday because the engineers got labor day off i was told i needed to mind my own business and quit worrying about what days off my superiors get.
September 3, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Someone ruined my son's drawing on Wplace. He was working on a drawing of the tv detective Columbo off the coast of Columbo Sri Lanka.
August 30, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Feeling generally positive and hopeful for the future lately. Even had an itch to draw without forcing myself to do it through sheer brute force. It's just kind of a tingle so far, but i'll take it.
July 19, 2025 at 1:49 PM
My son is strong, and handsome. He will one day rule the Mage'a Guild.
May 3, 2025 at 7:18 PM
At the vets office where my daughter works they do a letter of the day kind of thing where everyone draws something starting with whatever letter it is that day and my daughter has been dominating the board with monsters.

(And yes she eventually realized she misspelled Gnoll)
April 9, 2025 at 1:53 AM
So my son was at the computer watching youtube and sanding on some PLA parts we 3d printed for a cosplay he's working on, and got plastic dust all over the keyboard. I asked him to vacum it up and clean up after himself.
March 10, 2025 at 2:20 PM
My son just turned 17 yesterday and my daughter turned 19 in december. Still cant believe it. Feels like they should still be two little gremlins darting around the house.
February 20, 2025 at 6:22 PM
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If you’re prepping to run Rime of the Frostmaiden, this pack will actually be pretty useful! It’s got zombified and vampire spawn kobolds, as well as a normal man in a winter coat!
You can never have enough kobolds!
You can find these ankle-biters on @drivethrurpg.com!

legacy.drivethrurpg.com/product/5088...
January 16, 2025 at 3:54 AM
My wife nailed it on my birthday present this year. I've yearned for a pair of crocs for awhile now.
December 29, 2024 at 6:34 AM
As the year winds up, i refilled my beloved D&D Movie popcorn bucket with dice sets to give to new players. Here's hoping i get to play and DM more in 2025 than i did in 2024.
December 29, 2024 at 6:31 AM
Shouldn't have shot him in the back is about the only criticism i have, but that's probably just the cowboy in me.

You're going to draw down on someone who done you wrong, put your holes in the front of them.
December 7, 2024 at 8:15 AM
The hard hitting conversations i have with my son late at night.
December 5, 2024 at 6:26 AM
Hey netflix, have you tried turning it off and on again?
November 16, 2024 at 3:27 AM
My Mom came out for my daughter's Graduation! We're so proud of her! And you can show her how proud YOU are of her. Her Vinmo is @Lilly_S
May 10, 2024 at 2:35 AM
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Another year, that means another member is being added to the Lunar New Year Heroes!
A Dragonborn paladin is on her way to bring in the year of the dragon!
February 7, 2024 at 2:44 AM
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critters
January 31, 2024 at 7:12 PM
Got a Duodrone spoiling for a fight here. He can only do two things at once, and he's ready to bop you with both of them
January 26, 2024 at 7:42 AM
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Kelek, lich, githzerai
January 3, 2024 at 7:18 PM
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Let's welcome 2024 with a paper terrain SALE! For a limited time, we've got our core modular terrain sets on sale for 75% off! It's a great time to beef up your collection or give papercrafting a try for the first time. Check out all the things!

www.drivethrurpg.com/browse/pub/6...
January 3, 2024 at 1:24 PM
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Hang tight, patrons, warforged and half-orc heroes are on their way, and they bring DINOSAURS!!!
December 5, 2023 at 9:14 PM