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Tea Kettle (Inanimate Insanity)

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August 14, 2025 at 6:38 PM
I haven't had the time to post for a while but I've been doing better. I can't reach Flower to talk to her about what happened, but the crack in my side is barely noticeable now.

I just wanted to say I'm excited for Bonesaw as well as everyone else competing in II IV!
August 6, 2025 at 7:58 PM
July 24, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Hello, Flower! I was just about to read to the twins. You should say hi, they missed you!
July 24, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Visited the twins today... Flower is coming over soon.
July 22, 2025 at 10:01 PM
//i know tk sometimes incorporates hebrew or yiddish into her speech, i would actually love to do that but i don't want it to sound wrong or stilted 😭😭😭 i used to study hebrew but i gave up and i feelhorrible about it i dont remember anything
July 21, 2025 at 9:26 AM
I haven't been able to visit the twins today, but Salt has been giving me updates. (Flower said their names were Forrest and Leafy Jr. but didn't specify which one is which.)
July 20, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Flower, I'm so sorry. If you want to know, I'll tell you.

When we found them, they were drowning and their stems were damaged by the seawater. Salt was so sure one of them was going to die that she performed emergency separation surgery.

But they *are* alive, Flower. Both of them. I promise you.
"WHAT'S WRONG?"

DID YOU NOT THINK I WOULD SEE THIS? WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?! YOU CAN'T JUST LIE TO ME ABOUT MY OWN SEEDLINGS BECAUSE YOU THINK YOU'RE PROTECTING ME!

DO YOU THINK IT MAKES ME FEEL BETTER THAT I DIDN'T KNOW THEY WERE IN DANGER SOONER?!

TELL ME WHAT REALLY HAPPENED. NOW.
July 19, 2025 at 5:38 PM
I can't bear to hurt her. I feel like I have to protect her. Is it wrong to hide some of the truth if it gives her hope, even if it only lasts until she comes to see them? I feel so guilty either way!
I know I should tell Flower the truth about how her twins are doing, but she's already in such a rough state. Besides, they really might make a full recovery, Salt doesn't know for sure what will happen yet.
July 17, 2025 at 9:59 PM
I know I should tell Flower the truth about how her twins are doing, but she's already in such a rough state. Besides, they really might make a full recovery, Salt doesn't know for sure what will happen yet.
July 17, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Today's been a blur.

From what I've heard, two little ones, conjoined twins, washed up on the beach and nobody could find their parents. No wonder there was such a crowd, thank goodness we were able to get them to Salt safely after such a horrible accident!
Is everyone okay?! The weather's been awful lately- hold on, there's a noisy crowd over on the beach!
July 15, 2025 at 8:09 PM
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July 15, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Is everyone okay?! The weather's been awful lately- hold on, there's a noisy crowd over on the beach!
July 15, 2025 at 1:37 AM
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July 14, 2025 at 4:54 PM
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July 4, 2025 at 6:50 PM
...What is New Jersey and why does everyone say I'm from there?
July 2, 2025 at 11:29 PM
This was such a nice afternoon! Baseball knows so much about snails!
Morning, gang! 💯
Anyone want to go see the snails in Gemory Cave with me this afternoon?
July 2, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Hello everyone! I was going to wait until I took a better profile picture before I made my first post, but it's grown on me!
June 18, 2025 at 10:28 PM