Teaghs
@teaghs.bsky.social
40's, Ace-ish, He/Him, Picks up heavy things and puts them down again. New Yorker by birth, Idiot by chance, somewhat amusing by luck. Angry Pinecone.
I know everything's going to hell right now, so here's a fun story.
My nephew heard that I'd jumped into a 6 foot tall snowpile from a second story once. I told him dont' do this, because it hurt.
I heard a thump and a groan from outside a minute ago. Boy just learned. (He's fine, just sore).
My nephew heard that I'd jumped into a 6 foot tall snowpile from a second story once. I told him dont' do this, because it hurt.
I heard a thump and a groan from outside a minute ago. Boy just learned. (He's fine, just sore).
February 16, 2025 at 1:57 AM
I know everything's going to hell right now, so here's a fun story.
My nephew heard that I'd jumped into a 6 foot tall snowpile from a second story once. I told him dont' do this, because it hurt.
I heard a thump and a groan from outside a minute ago. Boy just learned. (He's fine, just sore).
My nephew heard that I'd jumped into a 6 foot tall snowpile from a second story once. I told him dont' do this, because it hurt.
I heard a thump and a groan from outside a minute ago. Boy just learned. (He's fine, just sore).
Well, shit. I had a tube of superglue in my breast pocket and forgot about it. It leaked on the way in to work. I have superglued my shirt to my chest. This is not a joke.
December 3, 2024 at 1:31 PM
Well, shit. I had a tube of superglue in my breast pocket and forgot about it. It leaked on the way in to work. I have superglued my shirt to my chest. This is not a joke.
Hot damn. I've been beating ass at work so much, I'm down 10 lbs (minus water weight) this month. Which, y'know, is a good thing, because busted knees and a rapid weight increase have been a less-than-delightful combination lately. Hopefully the trend continues!
October 17, 2024 at 11:28 PM
Hot damn. I've been beating ass at work so much, I'm down 10 lbs (minus water weight) this month. Which, y'know, is a good thing, because busted knees and a rapid weight increase have been a less-than-delightful combination lately. Hopefully the trend continues!
...so at this point, the couch is going about 25 mph, its on fire, and the security team is still chasing us while demanding we pull over, and the cops are laughing their asses off.
The cooks pressed their faces against the window when my waitress started removing her clothes.
October 10, 2024 at 2:40 PM
...so at this point, the couch is going about 25 mph, its on fire, and the security team is still chasing us while demanding we pull over, and the cops are laughing their asses off.
Holy hell. I'm still on twitter, half way through migrating, and I see a guy with the name "onefourwords", and the handle "Smiling White Guy". Thread full of Nazi apologists and WP. What the FUCK did I click to get a whole thread of that in the face? Migrating faster as we speak.
October 8, 2024 at 10:14 PM
Holy hell. I'm still on twitter, half way through migrating, and I see a guy with the name "onefourwords", and the handle "Smiling White Guy". Thread full of Nazi apologists and WP. What the FUCK did I click to get a whole thread of that in the face? Migrating faster as we speak.
What I've been up to: Got a less stressful job fixing arcade machines, got a new (to me) car, built a computer, found out I get pressure-sickness from flying too much, and I just spent a week in Germany helping rescue an American and get them back home. That's only half a joke. I need sleep.
October 6, 2024 at 2:28 PM
What I've been up to: Got a less stressful job fixing arcade machines, got a new (to me) car, built a computer, found out I get pressure-sickness from flying too much, and I just spent a week in Germany helping rescue an American and get them back home. That's only half a joke. I need sleep.
Y'know, having a house full of people is both really nice, and really damn annoying. Sister's husband decided to just abandon her and their three kids, so they're staying with me. 3 Teenagers. I swear to god, I hear TikTok in my sleep now from them blasting it on the tv.
October 6, 2024 at 2:02 PM
Y'know, having a house full of people is both really nice, and really damn annoying. Sister's husband decided to just abandon her and their three kids, so they're staying with me. 3 Teenagers. I swear to god, I hear TikTok in my sleep now from them blasting it on the tv.
Damn, it's been a minute, huh? How's everybody doing?
October 6, 2024 at 1:01 PM
Damn, it's been a minute, huh? How's everybody doing?
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Welp, just gonna put this over here! Courtesy of @ellteo.bsky.social
March 15, 2024 at 8:23 AM
Welp, just gonna put this over here! Courtesy of @ellteo.bsky.social
If you see this, I invite you to post a picture from whatever device you are using without explanation.
March 1, 2024 at 5:14 PM
If you see this, I invite you to post a picture from whatever device you are using without explanation.
Damned if this isn't a mood today.
January 24, 2024 at 2:47 PM
Damned if this isn't a mood today.
Today, I learned about James Hong.
If you're unaware of that name, Hong voiced Mr. Ping, Po's father from Kung Fu Panda.
If you're an 80's baby like me, however, you might know him better from his role in "Big Trouble in Little China", where he FUCKING PLAYED LO PAN. Man, he's in a lot of stuff!
If you're unaware of that name, Hong voiced Mr. Ping, Po's father from Kung Fu Panda.
If you're an 80's baby like me, however, you might know him better from his role in "Big Trouble in Little China", where he FUCKING PLAYED LO PAN. Man, he's in a lot of stuff!
January 6, 2024 at 1:45 PM
Today, I learned about James Hong.
If you're unaware of that name, Hong voiced Mr. Ping, Po's father from Kung Fu Panda.
If you're an 80's baby like me, however, you might know him better from his role in "Big Trouble in Little China", where he FUCKING PLAYED LO PAN. Man, he's in a lot of stuff!
If you're unaware of that name, Hong voiced Mr. Ping, Po's father from Kung Fu Panda.
If you're an 80's baby like me, however, you might know him better from his role in "Big Trouble in Little China", where he FUCKING PLAYED LO PAN. Man, he's in a lot of stuff!
I. GOT. JERB. OFFER.
It is time for good scotch and laughing maniacally while typing up my resignation. No more shall I have to worry about getting blasted across a gravel pad by high pressure rotten foodstuff or synthetic faeces.
Seriously, my job sucks so much, THAT is a real concern.
It is time for good scotch and laughing maniacally while typing up my resignation. No more shall I have to worry about getting blasted across a gravel pad by high pressure rotten foodstuff or synthetic faeces.
Seriously, my job sucks so much, THAT is a real concern.
January 3, 2024 at 10:35 PM
I. GOT. JERB. OFFER.
It is time for good scotch and laughing maniacally while typing up my resignation. No more shall I have to worry about getting blasted across a gravel pad by high pressure rotten foodstuff or synthetic faeces.
Seriously, my job sucks so much, THAT is a real concern.
It is time for good scotch and laughing maniacally while typing up my resignation. No more shall I have to worry about getting blasted across a gravel pad by high pressure rotten foodstuff or synthetic faeces.
Seriously, my job sucks so much, THAT is a real concern.
I look like this btw
If you care
If you care
December 22, 2023 at 12:26 PM
I look like this btw
If you care
If you care
Had a pretty damn good interview this week, and I should hear something next week, one way or the other. Given that my current job has tried to kill me, literally, several times, I'm hoping.
I'm too old to be worrying about getting my face blown off or drowned in unmentionable shit.
I'm too old to be worrying about getting my face blown off or drowned in unmentionable shit.
December 21, 2023 at 4:32 PM
Had a pretty damn good interview this week, and I should hear something next week, one way or the other. Given that my current job has tried to kill me, literally, several times, I'm hoping.
I'm too old to be worrying about getting my face blown off or drowned in unmentionable shit.
I'm too old to be worrying about getting my face blown off or drowned in unmentionable shit.
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Hey everyone look at me!
I need new examples of my traditional drawn art cuz the stuff on my commission sheet is from 5+ years ago. The pencil stuff. In graphite. But no one commissions it.
So I'm doin a raffle.
Open until Friday January 5th, 2024.
Details on prize(s) and how to enter to follow.
I need new examples of my traditional drawn art cuz the stuff on my commission sheet is from 5+ years ago. The pencil stuff. In graphite. But no one commissions it.
So I'm doin a raffle.
Open until Friday January 5th, 2024.
Details on prize(s) and how to enter to follow.
December 21, 2023 at 6:32 AM
Hey everyone look at me!
I need new examples of my traditional drawn art cuz the stuff on my commission sheet is from 5+ years ago. The pencil stuff. In graphite. But no one commissions it.
So I'm doin a raffle.
Open until Friday January 5th, 2024.
Details on prize(s) and how to enter to follow.
I need new examples of my traditional drawn art cuz the stuff on my commission sheet is from 5+ years ago. The pencil stuff. In graphite. But no one commissions it.
So I'm doin a raffle.
Open until Friday January 5th, 2024.
Details on prize(s) and how to enter to follow.
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I get cancelled, you get cancelled, we all get cancelled. Big woof!
Have a treato. It'll make it better!
Have a treato. It'll make it better!
December 4, 2023 at 12:19 PM
I get cancelled, you get cancelled, we all get cancelled. Big woof!
Have a treato. It'll make it better!
Have a treato. It'll make it better!
I had to replace a radiator in sub-freezing temps, while snow was blowing into my everything last week, and I'm still running on a deficit of fucks to give after that.
But i've found I can take out a loan of fucks to give by chugging a can of Monster, so I'm gonna do that and go to a birthday party
But i've found I can take out a loan of fucks to give by chugging a can of Monster, so I'm gonna do that and go to a birthday party
December 2, 2023 at 9:30 PM
I had to replace a radiator in sub-freezing temps, while snow was blowing into my everything last week, and I'm still running on a deficit of fucks to give after that.
But i've found I can take out a loan of fucks to give by chugging a can of Monster, so I'm gonna do that and go to a birthday party
But i've found I can take out a loan of fucks to give by chugging a can of Monster, so I'm gonna do that and go to a birthday party
I took a nap, and had the most vivid dream about being at work, rebuilding a blown-out pump. Woke up, and got pissed off because I was excited for the overtime pay.
I need a vacation.
I need a vacation.
November 24, 2023 at 10:43 PM
I took a nap, and had the most vivid dream about being at work, rebuilding a blown-out pump. Woke up, and got pissed off because I was excited for the overtime pay.
I need a vacation.
I need a vacation.
How the hell did I get, and then break, a fever in under 3 hours? Did I accidentally speedrun the flu?
November 24, 2023 at 5:19 PM
How the hell did I get, and then break, a fever in under 3 hours? Did I accidentally speedrun the flu?
Someone just blew up a car in the USA/Canada border here in town. Like...bad. Pics gleanes from other reports. Day before a major holiday, I can only hope those guard booths weren't all manned, but...
November 22, 2023 at 6:49 PM
Someone just blew up a car in the USA/Canada border here in town. Like...bad. Pics gleanes from other reports. Day before a major holiday, I can only hope those guard booths weren't all manned, but...
A crisp high-five to the first person who can guess how long I was at work before something exploded next to me and blasted me into Nega-Flavortown with bacterially-digested foodstuff.
Answer: 45 minutes. I want to go home.
Answer: 45 minutes. I want to go home.
November 21, 2023 at 2:58 PM
A crisp high-five to the first person who can guess how long I was at work before something exploded next to me and blasted me into Nega-Flavortown with bacterially-digested foodstuff.
Answer: 45 minutes. I want to go home.
Answer: 45 minutes. I want to go home.
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So furry people, curiosity question!
What was the foundation that made you furry?
I've alway hear people say they realized they were furry when they developed a crush on some furry character, but ignoring that, what other signs did you have that you were going to end up a animal on the Internet?
What was the foundation that made you furry?
I've alway hear people say they realized they were furry when they developed a crush on some furry character, but ignoring that, what other signs did you have that you were going to end up a animal on the Internet?
November 19, 2023 at 6:42 PM
So furry people, curiosity question!
What was the foundation that made you furry?
I've alway hear people say they realized they were furry when they developed a crush on some furry character, but ignoring that, what other signs did you have that you were going to end up a animal on the Internet?
What was the foundation that made you furry?
I've alway hear people say they realized they were furry when they developed a crush on some furry character, but ignoring that, what other signs did you have that you were going to end up a animal on the Internet?