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tcharli
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"That's tcharli. I'd like to give her a good slap."
Nights @ the University Arts Library.
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The party doesn't need you. You need the party. You're here for the party. If you can prove that to party standards, maybe the party can use you. If you're not useful to the party, what is your use at all? Are YOU going to stuff all these crusts for the party? Can YOU get K pop demon hunters here? 🫵
And other such quaint Americanisms like, "It takes a pedophile to catch a pedophile, but then you're gonna have to have a few more on hand in order to manage the one you initially released because they don't do well in isolation."
November 13, 2025 at 1:32 PM
"Goodnight" & 6 hours on your alt isn't sleep. It's been scientifically proven that you need a minimum of 10 hours altposting to equal 8 hours mainposting, which in terms of sleep is the equivalent of jerking awake in the backseat after that feeling of freefall wet with drool.
November 13, 2025 at 1:03 PM
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When Bruce Springsteen sang "at night, we ride through mansions of glory in suicide machines", he was talking about people who log on to LinkedIn after 6pm to write fanfiction about how good they are at their job.
November 13, 2025 at 9:48 AM
There are times when I still wonder if the closeted ex-marine pastor who'd served as a bomb sniffing dog trainer was going for John Waters in Scooby Doo socks when he eulogized my parents at their memorial service or if he just "woke up like that."
November 13, 2025 at 6:00 AM
All Watched Over by Machines of Will & Grace 🥺👈
November 13, 2025 at 5:47 AM
It's interesting to realize that a part of what has kept me skating are the minor flesh wounds I get to attend to and care for. How I am means it's a plus if you pull it off and not so bad if you don't either. Might be too early in therapy to mention this tomorrow. But, then again, maybe not.
November 13, 2025 at 5:04 AM
American media is nihilistically opportunist at its very best. Most of the time it's much worse than that.
November 13, 2025 at 2:05 AM
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tony hawk's amateur skater. game where you can't do any cool tricks, just try and stand on the skateboard without falling off
November 12, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Goonstruck
Goon a movie

Killers of the Flower Goon
goon a movie

“Gune”
November 12, 2025 at 11:43 PM
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IT'S '6-7', COOPER. A GENERATION ALPHA TREND. WHAT THEY CALL A 'MAY-MAY'. IT'S AN ORPHANED SIGNIFIER, NO SIGNS ATTACHED. ONE COULD CALL IT DADAIST, BUT SOMME SAY IT'S TOO STUPID TO BE DADA. IT'S ANTI-MEANING, ANTI-HUMOUR, BUT DAMN IF THOSE KIDS DON'T FIND IT A CRACK-UP.
November 12, 2025 at 12:31 PM
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KILL EVERYONE NOW
November 12, 2025 at 9:16 PM
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there's a priest who's job, twice a day, is to lift a floor stone in the nave and check the water level with a Holy Dipstick and communicate if the sluice needs adjusting

again, i am not exaggerating
November 12, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Mike Johnson: President Trump saw a girl in desperate need of council and provided it. He's a comforting man.
Breaking News: House Democrats released emails in which Jeffrey Epstein alleged that Donald Trump knew of the convicted sex offender's conduct and “spent hours at my house” with a victim.
Epstein Alleged in Emails That Trump Knew of His Conduct
In a message obtained by Congress, the convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein wrote that Donald J. Trump spent hours at his house with one of Mr. Epstein’s victims.
nyti.ms
November 12, 2025 at 2:07 PM
"Secret to winning? 😏🙂‍↔️ Don't. Not with these consulting fees. You don't solve a golden goose."
The biggest problem in the Dem party are the people who attained positions of power and influence due to their connections to the Clintons, Obama, and Pelosi. This has allowed them to continually assert they know the secret to winning when all they do is accommodate and lose.
November 12, 2025 at 1:50 PM
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I lived in the first century of world wars.
Most mornings I would be more or less insane
The newspapers would arrive with their careless stories

Slowly I would get to pen and paper,
Make my poems for others unseen and unborn.

-Muriel Rukeyser
#everynightapoem

[Carel Willink, Bad Tidings, 1932]
March 17, 2025 at 2:20 AM
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confused about why literacy rates in the United States are plummeting? the answer is infuriating: poor literacy amongst the working class benefits oligarchs & other fascists.

check out this short video from Michael Parenti on how reading is a revolutionary act:
November 12, 2025 at 12:59 AM
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I’m glad they made real the future that transvestigators fear
November 11, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Pass me the apron. Now pass me the stash. I'm going to make a thick paste out of all your many fine regrets.
November 11, 2025 at 6:21 PM
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is he..you know.. touched by the angels?
November 11, 2025 at 5:13 PM
November 11, 2025 at 5:21 PM
"I've made my bed, I'll shit in it."
November 11, 2025 at 5:02 PM
She just froze like this long enough to confuse me, eaiting to see what I'd do. Testing the fence.
November 11, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Have they not thought of just making Bond a gay vampire? That way, he can be dead in the movies, and nothing else changes whatsoever about the MI6 agent James Bond, 007.
November 11, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Yup. Familial relations good. Every family member's job? Love every family member in the healthiest possible manner. Always how that's been. Never heard a story contrary to that. No game, movie, tv show, book, or ancient play has ever been about bad family. Never even once heard about no good family
November 11, 2025 at 12:37 PM