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John Massey
@tamuaggiedude.bsky.social
Survived my physics degree, TAMU class of 2018. Terminal baseball fanatic who is currently testing plasticity indices of various types of clay. Happily married schnauzer parent. ❤️ he/him
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Tater tot finds Texags very boring. I have to agree with him, honestly.
After devoting myself to studying the blade for several hours, and eventually deciding on a tension gem strat, I managed to best [lower their HP to 80% lol] the Roaring Knight. Here are my last three attempts, including the alt death message when you get to the final smash and THEN die. #Deltarune
My final attempts at Roaring Knight (without shadow mantle) | Deltarune Chapter 3
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August 16, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Props to @smtnetwork.bsky.social for the lovely Aigis card 💜
April 15, 2025 at 11:22 PM
I don't feel like I have much to add to this video, but just watch and share.

Care about people, please 💜
Trump’s war on trans kids: an ex-trans kid’s perspective.
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January 31, 2025 at 5:39 PM
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January 20, 2025 at 11:33 PM
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You’ll probably see this screenshot floating around a lot but it really was wonderful to see Lynch put a scene in Twin Peaks: The Return where he has his character literally stare at the camera and say that you should either support trans people or die. I needed to hear that in 2017
January 16, 2025 at 7:06 PM
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put a second screen on the switch 2 and promise "two, maybe even three times as many visual novels as the DS. ports of all the visual novels from the psp vita too" and watch that shit move out the door
January 16, 2025 at 1:44 PM
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You have no enemies to fight.
If you're doing things right, you're too busy fighting your friends and loved ones
January 16, 2025 at 10:47 AM
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The podcast is back today to talk all about updated Metaphor impressions with @slamshuffle.bsky.social. No major spoilers are discussed and we hope you enjoy the show! As always sharing us online means a lot and helps too❤️‍🔥

Watch: youtu.be/QZ6q-0Ij5QI

MP3: traffic.libsyn.com/personapodca...
January 13, 2025 at 1:58 PM
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Dude this Army drive is gonna be one of the longest in college football history, they’re at 12:15 and still have 8 yards to go
December 29, 2024 at 3:23 AM
@strosfaniknow.bsky.social I'm back at it again (falling asleep)

The frog is me, the scorpion is aggie football. Fuck you and I'll be back next fall, lol.
December 28, 2024 at 8:55 AM
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Give "Control Salt Delete" kid a medal you cowards
December 26, 2024 at 5:27 PM
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It’d be genuinely hilarious if Atlus teased SMTVI at the very first Switch 2 presentation
December 26, 2024 at 3:16 AM
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Christmas Karl
December 25, 2024 at 6:02 PM
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my christmas present to myself is me writing “out of the park baseball: nfl edition” on a sheet of paper and taping it over my laptop screen. the system lag is unbelievably bad but it’s still a solid alternative to madden
December 24, 2024 at 3:15 PM
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more inks
December 24, 2024 at 2:52 PM
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rewatching chernobyl because i guess i didn’t want to sleep tonight
December 24, 2024 at 3:43 AM
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December 22, 2024 at 6:19 AM
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The Triumph of Bacchus, by Diego Velázquez, 1628-29
December 22, 2024 at 4:39 AM
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This is genuinely killing me
December 21, 2024 at 3:22 AM
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Voiced by me!
Bitball

Coming March 12, 2025 on Android and iOS #baseball
December 20, 2024 at 6:00 PM
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It’s the most ancient form of respect
Epic gift alert: Joe Burrow gifted his offensive linemen authentic Japanese Katana swords.

Each sword comes with its own story, from certain towns or battles. He put them in a room and each picked one.

LT Orlando Brown: “The fact that he bought me a sword, it’s the most ancient form of respect.”
December 19, 2024 at 11:01 PM
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Welcome to Bluesky. We have rules here:

1. We got to install microwave ovens
2. Custom kitchen deliveries
3. We got to move these refrigerators
4. We got to move these color TVs
Welcome to blue sky. We have rules here:
1. Take me out to the Ballgame
2. Take with out with the crowds
3. Buy me some peanuts and cracker jack
4. Don't care if we never get back
Welcome to BlueSky. We have rules here:

1) Don't stop
2) Get it, Get it
3) Don't stop
4) Rock with it
December 19, 2024 at 1:00 AM
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Welcome to Bluesky. We have rules here:

1. We drink a whiskey drink.
2. We drink a vodka drink.
3. We drink a lager drink.
4. We drink a cider drink.
Welcome to Bluesky. We have rules here:

1. We got to install microwave ovens
2. Custom kitchen deliveries
3. We got to move these refrigerators
4. We got to move these color TVs
Welcome to blue sky. We have rules here:
1. Take me out to the Ballgame
2. Take with out with the crowds
3. Buy me some peanuts and cracker jack
4. Don't care if we never get back
December 19, 2024 at 2:32 AM
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Bluesky should have a “top 8” friends list and you should be able to have the shittiest song ever automatically play as soon as someone clicks on your profile.
December 18, 2024 at 2:11 PM