haunted cabbage patch doll
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Death to empires.
Crazy hair. Laser eyes.
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Mostly dad jokes.
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Crazy hair. Laser eyes.
Your favourite mentally ill stay-at-home parents favourite mentally ill stay-at-home parent.
Mostly dad jokes.
✡️🍉 (never again includes everybody)
🇦🇷 (in Berlin)
🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ (femme enby)
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There was an ad campaign for Borderline Personality Disorder apparently
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You know why we like art? Bc it makes us feel something, yes, but also bc the amazement and fascination comes from knowing a PERSON made this thing and thinking, wow, I could NEVER do that. OR inspired to go learn how to do that/another thing and MAKE something that gives someone else that feeling.
Our gorgeous #WakeUpDeadMan end credit portraits, painted from life by Isabella Watling. We’re still in theaters, see my pinned post for a theater finder!
December 7, 2025 at 4:48 AM
You know why we like art? Bc it makes us feel something, yes, but also bc the amazement and fascination comes from knowing a PERSON made this thing and thinking, wow, I could NEVER do that. OR inspired to go learn how to do that/another thing and MAKE something that gives someone else that feeling.
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Here's an idea: Any Democrat who wants to be taken seriously as a presidential candidate in 2028 must pledge to rip this cabal of anti-democracy tech fascists out of our government.
Anyone who won't make that pledge is for the billionaires, not the people. This must be a deal-breaking litmus test.
Anyone who won't make that pledge is for the billionaires, not the people. This must be a deal-breaking litmus test.
A Palantir billionaire just called for public hangings.
“It's time to bring back masculine leadership to protect our most vulnerable,” writes Joe Lonsdale.
This is where Silicon Valley authoritarianism is heading:
www.thenerdreich.com/joe-lonsdale...
“It's time to bring back masculine leadership to protect our most vulnerable,” writes Joe Lonsdale.
This is where Silicon Valley authoritarianism is heading:
www.thenerdreich.com/joe-lonsdale...
Joe Lonsdale Calls For Public Hangings
Silicon Valley radicalization escalates
www.thenerdreich.com
December 7, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Here's an idea: Any Democrat who wants to be taken seriously as a presidential candidate in 2028 must pledge to rip this cabal of anti-democracy tech fascists out of our government.
Anyone who won't make that pledge is for the billionaires, not the people. This must be a deal-breaking litmus test.
Anyone who won't make that pledge is for the billionaires, not the people. This must be a deal-breaking litmus test.
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Hey uh so if you can lose this much wealth and still be a giant company maybe companies with this much wealth should be better regulated and broken up
Mark Zuckerberg’s gamble on the ‘Metaverse’ has cost Meta more than $77B
The company now plans to cut spending on it and shift focus to AI wearables instead
(via WSJ)
The company now plans to cut spending on it and shift focus to AI wearables instead
(via WSJ)
December 7, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Hey uh so if you can lose this much wealth and still be a giant company maybe companies with this much wealth should be better regulated and broken up
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hey do you want to show appreciation to your loved ones in discord dms or other places that use markdown, but struggle with earnest vulnerability? boy howdy, look no further!
(alternatively, if the meaningful message doesn’t matter, just take a sharpie to a letter and send it in the mail) #comic
(alternatively, if the meaningful message doesn’t matter, just take a sharpie to a letter and send it in the mail) #comic
![2 panel comic titled “A Guide to Telling Your Friends How Much You Love Them” by Alex Plante
1. write a nice, vulnerable heartfelt message. struggle to hit "send" because society has dumb implied rules, and you are a COWARD.
[drawing] message that reads:
hey I just wanted to tell you that I am so glad we're friends! I'm a better person than I was before I met you, and knowing you has improved my life in every way. Thanks for always being there for me! Nothing makes me happier than dicking around and talking shit with you. I will always be there, fighting in your corner. Love you forever (or until I die) <3
2. strategically place spoiler tags. now it's funny, so you HAVE to send it, or go to jail for the crime of
"not committing to the bit" haha get cherished, losers!
[drawing] same message, but words have been redacted to make it read:
“hey just wanted to tell you that I’m a better person than you in every way. Thanks for Nothing dick shit. I will fight you forever until I die.”](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:rd3qfi4wgintxoldjqkjtjty/bafkreie64unhvebb6d3rvxl2jpcvxp2tqnswanvt4abcsnigd2pkxc463u@jpeg)
December 6, 2025 at 9:27 PM
hey do you want to show appreciation to your loved ones in discord dms or other places that use markdown, but struggle with earnest vulnerability? boy howdy, look no further!
(alternatively, if the meaningful message doesn’t matter, just take a sharpie to a letter and send it in the mail) #comic
(alternatively, if the meaningful message doesn’t matter, just take a sharpie to a letter and send it in the mail) #comic
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Turns out it didn't have legs
Mark Zuckerberg’s gamble on the ‘Metaverse’ has cost Meta more than $77B
The company now plans to cut spending on it and shift focus to AI wearables instead
(via WSJ)
The company now plans to cut spending on it and shift focus to AI wearables instead
(via WSJ)
December 7, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Turns out it didn't have legs
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Sudan has unfortunately served as a very good reminder of a) just how horrible things can get, and b) what happens when the genocide isn't in people's social media. Anything from El Fasher alone is some of the darkest shit imaginable, but few people even pretend to care cuz it ain't on TikTok.
December 6, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Sudan has unfortunately served as a very good reminder of a) just how horrible things can get, and b) what happens when the genocide isn't in people's social media. Anything from El Fasher alone is some of the darkest shit imaginable, but few people even pretend to care cuz it ain't on TikTok.
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I had to take a break after caller Michael Belkin declared that HepB is a disease of “gays, junkies and promiscuous heterosexuals” and Robert Malone THANKED HIM FOR IT.
December 4, 2025 at 8:54 PM
I had to take a break after caller Michael Belkin declared that HepB is a disease of “gays, junkies and promiscuous heterosexuals” and Robert Malone THANKED HIM FOR IT.
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that's cool, man, but have you tried the taste of a refreshing matcha latte
December 6, 2025 at 5:32 PM
that's cool, man, but have you tried the taste of a refreshing matcha latte
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people genuinely don't realize how awful civil conflict is
December 6, 2025 at 5:32 PM
people genuinely don't realize how awful civil conflict is
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He says the men they murdered are on a list.
Let’s see the list.
Let’s hear their names.
Show us the evidence.
If you have any.
www.nbcnews.com/politics/nat...
Let’s see the list.
Let’s hear their names.
Show us the evidence.
If you have any.
www.nbcnews.com/politics/nat...
Admiral told lawmakers everyone on alleged drug boat was on a list of military targets
Adm. Frank Bradley said U.S. intelligence had identified the 11 people on the boat and determined the military was authorized to kill them as part of Trump’s campaign against alleged drug-smuggling ve...
www.nbcnews.com
December 7, 2025 at 3:08 AM
He says the men they murdered are on a list.
Let’s see the list.
Let’s hear their names.
Show us the evidence.
If you have any.
www.nbcnews.com/politics/nat...
Let’s see the list.
Let’s hear their names.
Show us the evidence.
If you have any.
www.nbcnews.com/politics/nat...
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Under Trump, America is committing war crimes. But under Biden, there were irritating student protests at a college I did not attend. I have never felt more politically homeless.
December 7, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Under Trump, America is committing war crimes. But under Biden, there were irritating student protests at a college I did not attend. I have never felt more politically homeless.
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Look, I'm just gonna tell cishet white people right now--Newsom ain't the one. You got Walz and Pritzker out here. You do not need a Bill Clinton clone wearing Mitt Romney's skin.
California Governor Gavin Newsom said on Thursday that the Democratic Party needed to be “more culturally normal” and “less judgmental.”
December 7, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Look, I'm just gonna tell cishet white people right now--Newsom ain't the one. You got Walz and Pritzker out here. You do not need a Bill Clinton clone wearing Mitt Romney's skin.
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This really was one of the most heartbreaking articles I’ve read in a while. I don’t think people comprehend the scale of destruction wrought by this administration already, not even close
nymag.com/intelligence...
nymag.com/intelligence...
Doughnuts and Bullets: The Absurdity of Working for RFK Jr.
What happens when your new boss thinks you’re a child killer?
nymag.com
December 5, 2025 at 2:31 PM
This really was one of the most heartbreaking articles I’ve read in a while. I don’t think people comprehend the scale of destruction wrought by this administration already, not even close
nymag.com/intelligence...
nymag.com/intelligence...
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the only disorder i have is Her perfect sweetie angel disorder
December 7, 2025 at 3:58 AM
the only disorder i have is Her perfect sweetie angel disorder
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I will fist fight Tarantino for Matthew Lillard. I’m pretty sure I could take him. He’s old as shit.
Lillard was on stage at GalaxyCon in Ohio when he brought up Tarantino's recent attack on his career, calling it "humbling."
www.avclub.com/matthew-lill...
www.avclub.com/matthew-lill...
Matthew Lillard responds to Quentin Tarantino tearing him down: "It hurts"
Matthew Lillard responds to Quentin Tarantino tearing him down: "It hurts"
www.avclub.com
December 7, 2025 at 3:15 AM
I will fist fight Tarantino for Matthew Lillard. I’m pretty sure I could take him. He’s old as shit.
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Y'all, I just wrote an answer to a question about the sensationalized news headlines circulating about the Chernobyl containment structure.
The bottom line is that there's a hole in the structure, which is not good, but it's not the end of containment, which some reports make it sound like.
🧵
The bottom line is that there's a hole in the structure, which is not good, but it's not the end of containment, which some reports make it sound like.
🧵
The way this is being reported is extremely irresponsible.
There is a hole in the containment structure, about 10 feet across. No other damage is reported. That hole can allow some of the dusty radioactive material to escape.
That is what "can no longer do its job of containment" means.
There is a hole in the containment structure, about 10 feet across. No other damage is reported. That hole can allow some of the dusty radioactive material to escape.
That is what "can no longer do its job of containment" means.
December 7, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Y'all, I just wrote an answer to a question about the sensationalized news headlines circulating about the Chernobyl containment structure.
The bottom line is that there's a hole in the structure, which is not good, but it's not the end of containment, which some reports make it sound like.
🧵
The bottom line is that there's a hole in the structure, which is not good, but it's not the end of containment, which some reports make it sound like.
🧵
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Seeing Weird Al do Killing in the Name was great but I’m gonna need to hear Zack de la Rocha’s take on Eat It to see who is better
December 7, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Seeing Weird Al do Killing in the Name was great but I’m gonna need to hear Zack de la Rocha’s take on Eat It to see who is better
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to the people responding to any qualms about the Netflix–WB merger with “the Ellisons would have been worse,” a simple invitation: dream bigger
December 7, 2025 at 5:07 AM
to the people responding to any qualms about the Netflix–WB merger with “the Ellisons would have been worse,” a simple invitation: dream bigger
US journos and wanna be politicians calling for The Hague to judge US politicians are going to give me an aneurysm.
But this lack of knowledge in elite spaces explains a lot of things about the US that never made sense to me.
But this lack of knowledge in elite spaces explains a lot of things about the US that never made sense to me.
December 7, 2025 at 11:36 AM
US journos and wanna be politicians calling for The Hague to judge US politicians are going to give me an aneurysm.
But this lack of knowledge in elite spaces explains a lot of things about the US that never made sense to me.
But this lack of knowledge in elite spaces explains a lot of things about the US that never made sense to me.
THE! HAGUE! HAS! NO! JURISDICTION! OVER! THE! US!
Theres a whole ass law that says the US gets to invade the Netherlands if it tries to judge US crime.
Fix your own damn problems.
Theres a whole ass law that says the US gets to invade the Netherlands if it tries to judge US crime.
Fix your own damn problems.
Hegseth’s own “fog of war” excuse fully contradicts this new excuse, which they have clearly just come up with to try to keep him out of the Hague
EXCLUSIVE: Pete Hegseth ordered the U.S. military on Sept. 2 to kill all 11 people on a suspected drug-smuggling boat because they were on an internal list of military targets, the commander overseeing the operation told lawmakers, according to multiple sources.
December 7, 2025 at 11:33 AM
THE! HAGUE! HAS! NO! JURISDICTION! OVER! THE! US!
Theres a whole ass law that says the US gets to invade the Netherlands if it tries to judge US crime.
Fix your own damn problems.
Theres a whole ass law that says the US gets to invade the Netherlands if it tries to judge US crime.
Fix your own damn problems.
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41 minutes of watching two shipwrecked men trying to flip a boat and signaling for surrender/help before firing on them again reminds me of the 9.5 minutes Derek Chauvin knelt on George Floyd’s neck, in that it’s an agonizingly long time to be killing helpless people who clearly posed no threat.
December 6, 2025 at 2:59 PM
41 minutes of watching two shipwrecked men trying to flip a boat and signaling for surrender/help before firing on them again reminds me of the 9.5 minutes Derek Chauvin knelt on George Floyd’s neck, in that it’s an agonizingly long time to be killing helpless people who clearly posed no threat.
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Importantly, racist dehumanisation was at the heart of both cases.
41 minutes of watching two shipwrecked men trying to flip a boat and signaling for surrender/help before firing on them again reminds me of the 9.5 minutes Derek Chauvin knelt on George Floyd’s neck, in that it’s an agonizingly long time to be killing helpless people who clearly posed no threat.
December 7, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Importantly, racist dehumanisation was at the heart of both cases.
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Today's quick update [Dec 6]:
- RSF drone strike on power station in Damazin, Blue Nile State, causing complete blackout in the city.
#KeepEyesOnSudan
- RSF drone strike on power station in Damazin, Blue Nile State, causing complete blackout in the city.
#KeepEyesOnSudan
December 7, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Today's quick update [Dec 6]:
- RSF drone strike on power station in Damazin, Blue Nile State, causing complete blackout in the city.
#KeepEyesOnSudan
- RSF drone strike on power station in Damazin, Blue Nile State, causing complete blackout in the city.
#KeepEyesOnSudan
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This is a very judgmental thing to say.
California Governor Gavin Newsom said on Thursday that the Democratic Party needed to be “more culturally normal” and “less judgmental.”
December 7, 2025 at 2:35 AM
This is a very judgmental thing to say.