THE GOOSE GIRL
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POLITICAL HISTORY IN VERSE
PARODIES AND ORIGINALS
ONLY THE FACTS MA'AM!
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Pinned
THAT WORM CRAWLED IN
THEN HE CRAWLED OUT
BUT OUT OF THE WHITE HOUSE
WE CAN'T KEEP HIM OUT
FOOD PRICES WILL RISE
SO WILL GENOCIDE
HE'LL DEPORT YOUR FAMILY
FROM ICE YOU CAN'T HIDE
THEN HE CRAWLED OUT
BUT OUT OF THE WHITE HOUSE
WE CAN'T KEEP HIM OUT
FOOD PRICES WILL RISE
SO WILL GENOCIDE
HE'LL DEPORT YOUR FAMILY
FROM ICE YOU CAN'T HIDE
SO...I GUESS WE WON'T BE KNOWN AS THE MELTING POT ANYMORE.
December 7, 2025 at 7:40 AM
SO...I GUESS WE WON'T BE KNOWN AS THE MELTING POT ANYMORE.
IT WENT SOMETHING LIKE THIS....
TRUMP: I'LL HELP YOU GET UKRAINE , IF YOU HELP ME GET....
TRUMP: I'LL HELP YOU GET UKRAINE , IF YOU HELP ME GET....
December 7, 2025 at 6:56 AM
IT WENT SOMETHING LIKE THIS....
TRUMP: I'LL HELP YOU GET UKRAINE , IF YOU HELP ME GET....
TRUMP: I'LL HELP YOU GET UKRAINE , IF YOU HELP ME GET....
WITH A RAPIST FOR THE PRESIDENT,
Making America's Rape Alright!,
I JUST FIGURED SOMEONE MAY NEED THIS!
Help is available
Speak with someone today
National Sexual Assault Hotline
Hours: Available 24 hours
Call 1-800-656-4673
Chat
Official Website
Making America's Rape Alright!,
I JUST FIGURED SOMEONE MAY NEED THIS!
Help is available
Speak with someone today
National Sexual Assault Hotline
Hours: Available 24 hours
Call 1-800-656-4673
Chat
Official Website
December 7, 2025 at 5:37 AM
WITH A RAPIST FOR THE PRESIDENT,
Making America's Rape Alright!,
I JUST FIGURED SOMEONE MAY NEED THIS!
Help is available
Speak with someone today
National Sexual Assault Hotline
Hours: Available 24 hours
Call 1-800-656-4673
Chat
Official Website
Making America's Rape Alright!,
I JUST FIGURED SOMEONE MAY NEED THIS!
Help is available
Speak with someone today
National Sexual Assault Hotline
Hours: Available 24 hours
Call 1-800-656-4673
Chat
Official Website
THE PRESIDENT IS A CROOK!
AS HE INVESTIGATES POOR PEOPLE, HE IS RIPPING AMERICA TO SHREDS!
ALMOST LIKE A PLANNED JOB!
AS HE INVESTIGATES POOR PEOPLE, HE IS RIPPING AMERICA TO SHREDS!
ALMOST LIKE A PLANNED JOB!
December 7, 2025 at 1:29 AM
THE PRESIDENT IS A CROOK!
AS HE INVESTIGATES POOR PEOPLE, HE IS RIPPING AMERICA TO SHREDS!
ALMOST LIKE A PLANNED JOB!
AS HE INVESTIGATES POOR PEOPLE, HE IS RIPPING AMERICA TO SHREDS!
ALMOST LIKE A PLANNED JOB!
If you're totally cool with millions of people losing access to food and healthcare, you're a horrible person.
It's that simple.
It's that simple.
December 6, 2025 at 5:57 PM
If you're totally cool with millions of people losing access to food and healthcare, you're a horrible person.
It's that simple.
It's that simple.
I TRULY BELIEVE IN EQUAL OPPORTUNITY EMPLOYMENT, HOWEVER...
December 6, 2025 at 5:53 PM
I TRULY BELIEVE IN EQUAL OPPORTUNITY EMPLOYMENT, HOWEVER...
I KNOW SHE'S TALKING ABOUT THE BLOOD AND THE SWEAT OF THE NATIVE AMERICANS!
WHAT A LITTLE PIGGY SHE IS!
WHAT A LITTLE PIGGY SHE IS!
December 6, 2025 at 5:48 PM
I KNOW SHE'S TALKING ABOUT THE BLOOD AND THE SWEAT OF THE NATIVE AMERICANS!
WHAT A LITTLE PIGGY SHE IS!
WHAT A LITTLE PIGGY SHE IS!
I GUESS I HURT ELON'S POOR ITTY BITTY LITTLE FEELINGS!
I REALLY DON;T CARE!
DO YOU?
I REALLY DON;T CARE!
DO YOU?
December 6, 2025 at 5:47 PM
I GUESS I HURT ELON'S POOR ITTY BITTY LITTLE FEELINGS!
I REALLY DON;T CARE!
DO YOU?
I REALLY DON;T CARE!
DO YOU?
Section 3 Disqualification from Holding Office
No person shall be a Senator or Representative in Congress,or elector of President and Vice-President,or hold any office,civil or military,under the United States, or under any State, who, having previously taken an oath, as a member of Congress,or as
No person shall be a Senator or Representative in Congress,or elector of President and Vice-President,or hold any office,civil or military,under the United States, or under any State, who, having previously taken an oath, as a member of Congress,or as
December 6, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Section 3 Disqualification from Holding Office
No person shall be a Senator or Representative in Congress,or elector of President and Vice-President,or hold any office,civil or military,under the United States, or under any State, who, having previously taken an oath, as a member of Congress,or as
No person shall be a Senator or Representative in Congress,or elector of President and Vice-President,or hold any office,civil or military,under the United States, or under any State, who, having previously taken an oath, as a member of Congress,or as
TRUMP'S ASSETS FROZEN!
December 6, 2025 at 3:22 AM
TRUMP'S ASSETS FROZEN!
SING ALONG!
SOME THINK THE RUSSIANS PUT YOU IN THERE
IT'S TRUE
SOME REALLY THOUGHT YOU WERE 4 RED,WHITE& BLUE
BUT NOW WE'RE SCARED THAT WE WILL ALL END UP NUKED
I'M SO SCARED THAT I AM READY TO PUKE
DEMOCRATS TO THE LEFT...
[FOR REST HIT LINK!]
youtu.be/FzG1vDidgjo?...
youtu.be/FzG1vDidgjo?...
SOME THINK THE RUSSIANS PUT YOU IN THERE
IT'S TRUE
SOME REALLY THOUGHT YOU WERE 4 RED,WHITE& BLUE
BUT NOW WE'RE SCARED THAT WE WILL ALL END UP NUKED
I'M SO SCARED THAT I AM READY TO PUKE
DEMOCRATS TO THE LEFT...
[FOR REST HIT LINK!]
youtu.be/FzG1vDidgjo?...
youtu.be/FzG1vDidgjo?...
Shoved in the piddle and poo
YouTube video by sylvia davis
youtu.be
December 6, 2025 at 2:19 AM
SING ALONG!
SOME THINK THE RUSSIANS PUT YOU IN THERE
IT'S TRUE
SOME REALLY THOUGHT YOU WERE 4 RED,WHITE& BLUE
BUT NOW WE'RE SCARED THAT WE WILL ALL END UP NUKED
I'M SO SCARED THAT I AM READY TO PUKE
DEMOCRATS TO THE LEFT...
[FOR REST HIT LINK!]
youtu.be/FzG1vDidgjo?...
youtu.be/FzG1vDidgjo?...
SOME THINK THE RUSSIANS PUT YOU IN THERE
IT'S TRUE
SOME REALLY THOUGHT YOU WERE 4 RED,WHITE& BLUE
BUT NOW WE'RE SCARED THAT WE WILL ALL END UP NUKED
I'M SO SCARED THAT I AM READY TO PUKE
DEMOCRATS TO THE LEFT...
[FOR REST HIT LINK!]
youtu.be/FzG1vDidgjo?...
youtu.be/FzG1vDidgjo?...
What is the difference between Washington, Nixon and Trump?
George Washington couldn’t tell a lie.
Richard Nixon couldn’t tell the truth.
Donald Trump can’t tell the difference!
George Washington couldn’t tell a lie.
Richard Nixon couldn’t tell the truth.
Donald Trump can’t tell the difference!
December 5, 2025 at 11:23 PM
What is the difference between Washington, Nixon and Trump?
George Washington couldn’t tell a lie.
Richard Nixon couldn’t tell the truth.
Donald Trump can’t tell the difference!
George Washington couldn’t tell a lie.
Richard Nixon couldn’t tell the truth.
Donald Trump can’t tell the difference!
LORD OF THE FLIES!
December 5, 2025 at 10:17 PM
LORD OF THE FLIES!
LOCK THEM UP!
December 5, 2025 at 10:15 PM
LOCK THEM UP!
WOMEN MAKING AMERICA BETTER!
December 5, 2025 at 10:08 PM
WOMEN MAKING AMERICA BETTER!
if donald trump can convince you that his mind is infirm , hen can avoid jail time.
DON'T BELIEVE YOUR EYES OR YOUR EARS!
DON'T BELIEVE YOUR EYES OR YOUR EARS!
December 5, 2025 at 10:05 PM
if donald trump can convince you that his mind is infirm , hen can avoid jail time.
DON'T BELIEVE YOUR EYES OR YOUR EARS!
DON'T BELIEVE YOUR EYES OR YOUR EARS!
I dunno who needs to hear this.
But never, in the history of ever, has it been "illegal" to say "Merry Christmas."
Ever.
But never, in the history of ever, has it been "illegal" to say "Merry Christmas."
Ever.
December 5, 2025 at 7:22 PM
I dunno who needs to hear this.
But never, in the history of ever, has it been "illegal" to say "Merry Christmas."
Ever.
But never, in the history of ever, has it been "illegal" to say "Merry Christmas."
Ever.
AT&T dismantles DEI program because of pressure from Trump’s FCC!
This is fascism and it’s peak !
This is fascism and it’s peak !
December 5, 2025 at 7:17 PM
AT&T dismantles DEI program because of pressure from Trump’s FCC!
This is fascism and it’s peak !
This is fascism and it’s peak !
Just this week President Trump claimed 300 million Americans died from drugs last year.
The entire population of the United States is only 340 million. I think we'd have noticed. 🙄
The entire population of the United States is only 340 million. I think we'd have noticed. 🙄
December 5, 2025 at 9:08 AM
Just this week President Trump claimed 300 million Americans died from drugs last year.
The entire population of the United States is only 340 million. I think we'd have noticed. 🙄
The entire population of the United States is only 340 million. I think we'd have noticed. 🙄
JUST THE FACTS MA’AM!
December 5, 2025 at 7:35 AM
JUST THE FACTS MA’AM!
IT WAS EVEN NICER BEFORE THE TRUMP TARIFFS MADE THE PRICE GO UP ANOTHER 50% !
It feels amazing to walk into a store and buy all the Christmas presents I want without even checking the price.
Thank you, Dollar Tree.
It feels amazing to walk into a store and buy all the Christmas presents I want without even checking the price.
Thank you, Dollar Tree.
December 4, 2025 at 10:57 PM
IT WAS EVEN NICER BEFORE THE TRUMP TARIFFS MADE THE PRICE GO UP ANOTHER 50% !
It feels amazing to walk into a store and buy all the Christmas presents I want without even checking the price.
Thank you, Dollar Tree.
It feels amazing to walk into a store and buy all the Christmas presents I want without even checking the price.
Thank you, Dollar Tree.
GOOD MORNING AMERICA HOW ARE YOU?
December 4, 2025 at 9:04 PM
GOOD MORNING AMERICA HOW ARE YOU?
LOCK HIM UP!
MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!
MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!
December 4, 2025 at 9:00 PM
LOCK HIM UP!
MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!
MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!
TRUMP IS FUCKING WITH AMERICA!
do you see it?
do you see it?
December 4, 2025 at 8:57 PM
TRUMP IS FUCKING WITH AMERICA!
do you see it?
do you see it?