GDSweeney
@sweeneyjokes.bsky.social
Irishman. Part time comedy writer and songwriter and full time Design teacher.
Our Husky Duke tolerates most other dogs. He draws the line at Border Collies though.
August 28, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Our Husky Duke tolerates most other dogs. He draws the line at Border Collies though.
My mate John has been rehearsing for a new stage production of Magic Mike - the show about the male strippers. He’s a bit disappointed about it though, because he’s only got a small part!
July 24, 2025 at 4:35 PM
My mate John has been rehearsing for a new stage production of Magic Mike - the show about the male strippers. He’s a bit disappointed about it though, because he’s only got a small part!
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April 16, 2025 at 9:53 PM
My neighbour loves to play loud music late at night…at least that’s what it says on his gravestone.
May 12, 2025 at 8:55 PM
My neighbour loves to play loud music late at night…at least that’s what it says on his gravestone.
Cough up a classic with Chad’s Musical Chewing Tobacco.
We’ve been spitting Americas greatest country hits since 1776
#country #comedy #spitoon #musical
youtu.be/09pYOY4DL0A?...
We’ve been spitting Americas greatest country hits since 1776
#country #comedy #spitoon #musical
youtu.be/09pYOY4DL0A?...
Chad's Musical Chewing Tobacco
YouTube video by G D Sweeney
youtu.be
May 4, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Cough up a classic with Chad’s Musical Chewing Tobacco.
We’ve been spitting Americas greatest country hits since 1776
#country #comedy #spitoon #musical
youtu.be/09pYOY4DL0A?...
We’ve been spitting Americas greatest country hits since 1776
#country #comedy #spitoon #musical
youtu.be/09pYOY4DL0A?...
There’s been a spate a murders within the bluegrass community. Innocent men getting throttled in their sleep by their own banjos. If you hear anything suspicious…please contact the ‘Death By Banjo’ hotline. 🤠 #banjo
youtu.be/2TYCjDlEN5g?...
youtu.be/2TYCjDlEN5g?...
Death By Banjo / Drew Blood
YouTube video by G D Sweeney
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May 4, 2025 at 7:34 AM
There’s been a spate a murders within the bluegrass community. Innocent men getting throttled in their sleep by their own banjos. If you hear anything suspicious…please contact the ‘Death By Banjo’ hotline. 🤠 #banjo
youtu.be/2TYCjDlEN5g?...
youtu.be/2TYCjDlEN5g?...
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April 16, 2025 at 2:46 AM
April 16, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Technically, aren’t Tesla cars all driverless now? #swasticar
March 30, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Technically, aren’t Tesla cars all driverless now? #swasticar
Donald Trump says he wants to build a golf course on Greenland. He said…”Just imagine…every day…18 under!”
March 28, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Donald Trump says he wants to build a golf course on Greenland. He said…”Just imagine…every day…18 under!”
Pete Hegseth just texted me about going out for a drink. He wrote… shots at 20.30 jaegerbombs 20:38 More to follow! #signalgate
March 28, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Pete Hegseth just texted me about going out for a drink. He wrote… shots at 20.30 jaegerbombs 20:38 More to follow! #signalgate
I lost my job as a wizards apprentice. Instead of cats balls I used bats balls.
I should have used the spell check
I should have used the spell check
February 19, 2025 at 12:54 PM
I lost my job as a wizards apprentice. Instead of cats balls I used bats balls.
I should have used the spell check
I should have used the spell check
I bought a wee dog during the Covid lockdown….he was working cocker spaniel
But unfortunately we had to furlough him.
But unfortunately we had to furlough him.
February 4, 2025 at 8:55 PM
I bought a wee dog during the Covid lockdown….he was working cocker spaniel
But unfortunately we had to furlough him.
But unfortunately we had to furlough him.
I’ve recently written a stage production about the history of the dictionary.
It’s a play on words
It’s a play on words
January 13, 2025 at 9:41 AM
I’ve recently written a stage production about the history of the dictionary.
It’s a play on words
It’s a play on words
Trump can prove that he truly is a bigger name than his tech bro Musk later today.
F…ELON 🙏
F…ELON 🙏
January 10, 2025 at 7:29 AM
Trump can prove that he truly is a bigger name than his tech bro Musk later today.
F…ELON 🙏
F…ELON 🙏
I was on my computer the other day, Instead of 15th Aug 1972, I said I was born on 14th August 1992. I’m hopeless at online dating!
January 5, 2025 at 8:49 AM
I was on my computer the other day, Instead of 15th Aug 1972, I said I was born on 14th August 1992. I’m hopeless at online dating!
My father was a very innovative undertaker. He liked to think outside the box
January 4, 2025 at 9:59 AM
My father was a very innovative undertaker. He liked to think outside the box
This cover is special. This dude is special. Very inspiring young man! youtu.be/cPvImdiOJU0?...
Something - The Beatles (Josh Turner Live from Technica House NY)
YouTube video by Josh Turner Guitar
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January 1, 2025 at 3:49 PM
This cover is special. This dude is special. Very inspiring young man! youtu.be/cPvImdiOJU0?...
Christmas time is the greatest story ever told - @lfcr.bsky.social are 7 points clear, with a game in hand!
December 27, 2024 at 9:21 AM
Christmas time is the greatest story ever told - @lfcr.bsky.social are 7 points clear, with a game in hand!
UFOs Don't Fly Over Ireland // Dusty Sweeney
YouTube video by G D Sweeney
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December 26, 2024 at 10:25 AM
WHo kNeWs? - The Beaten Heart of News Reporting!
YouTube video by G D Sweeney
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December 26, 2024 at 10:21 AM
I’ll tell ye what…futuristic time-travel is not what it used to be!
December 26, 2024 at 12:29 AM
I’ll tell ye what…futuristic time-travel is not what it used to be!
Joining @bsky.app from X is a bit like moving from the city to the countryside. The air is a lot cleaner and your shitty neighbours can make all the noise that they want, but I can’t hear them😉
December 25, 2024 at 8:56 AM
Joining @bsky.app from X is a bit like moving from the city to the countryside. The air is a lot cleaner and your shitty neighbours can make all the noise that they want, but I can’t hear them😉