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Swedish Marcus
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Gay nerd basically
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In the wise words of Sophia Petrillo #eurovision
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you have seen in the wild

-Deer
-Fox
-Bear
-Moose
-Reindeer
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you have seen in the wild

- Hedgehog
- Toad
- Kingfisher
- Squirrel
- Fox
November 28, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Im reading a book about British Folklore, and it just proved my theory that Danish people are actually fairies, how else can you account for that language? 😂
November 25, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Same
November 13, 2025 at 10:20 PM
R.I.P Grålle, you may have been extremely greedy for human food but you were also a fucking great cat!
October 29, 2025 at 6:52 AM
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Terribly sad news about one of the greats. Diane Keaton has died at 79.
people.com/diane-keaton...
Diane Keaton, Famed for Roles in 'Father of the Bride,' 'First Wives Club' and More, Dies at 79 (Exclusive)
Diane Keaton has died at age 79. Keaton was best known for roles in movies like 'Annie Hall,' 'The First Wives Club,' 'Something's Gotta Give' and 'The Godfather.'
people.com
October 11, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Leaving for my mini-stockholm trip and only now realise im traveling back the same day both lady gaga and (more importantly) ERIKA WIKMAN will perform in Stockholm 🥲😅 i certainly have timing, not great timing, but timing
October 9, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Me: I'm gonna challenge my anxiety by booking a weekend in Stockholm by myself to see if I can do it.
Also me: Plans it in so much detail, using Google maps so I know which exact stores I'll visit, exactly when I'll visit, and how I get there

So yeah I'm totally "beating" my anxiety there 😅😂
September 30, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Just 6 more years and i beat Jesus at living
September 26, 2025 at 6:51 PM
I know it's bad how much of a thing for uk guys i have, when watching QI and immediately seeing a guy in the audience that i find cute 😂
September 13, 2025 at 6:31 AM
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It bears repeating now more than ever:
September 10, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Nothing brings me more joy than muppets being sassy, especially if it's miss piggy
vm.tiktok.com/ZNdXpdoF6/
TikTok - Make Your Day
vm.tiktok.com
August 23, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Now that's an... interesting and for yoghurt
August 18, 2025 at 4:48 PM
I feel like one sign of my hyperfixation is how I've just beaten my own record about how early ive gotten all my xmas gifts ordered. I've just now quite literally done a #christmasinjuly shopping spree 😂 (i say spree, its like 7 gifts but still)
July 29, 2025 at 8:31 AM
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This needs saying again and again. PIP is not an unemployment benefit, its purpose is to help disabled peopled lead more dignified lives. Being disabled is expensive.
Why is PIP being used in an example of someone not working & claiming benfits vs someone working? PIP isn't an out of work benefit.

We know why. Because the report being quoted is nothing more than a hatchet job designed to portray people on benefits as shirkers & scroungers
July 10, 2025 at 8:05 AM
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July is Disability pride month.
1 in 4 people are Disabled.
July 1, 2025 at 2:30 PM
There are too many filthy jokes possible in this sentence alone
June 5, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Im reading a book about Egyptian myths and legends, and ive just been introduced to the goddess of moisture when the last sentence of this paragraph hit me like a brick wall 😂
June 1, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Just watched the new final destination movie and holy fuck do i have a new celebrity crush in Richard Harmon 👀👀👀
a man in a black sweater is smiling and looking at the camera
ALT: a man in a black sweater is smiling and looking at the camera
media.tenor.com
May 29, 2025 at 7:16 PM
In the wise words of Sophia Petrillo #eurovision
May 17, 2025 at 11:20 PM
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EBU can get to fuck
#eurovision
May 17, 2025 at 11:01 PM
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THANK FUCK FOR CUNTY OPERA BOY #Eurovision
May 17, 2025 at 11:00 PM
That Estonian jury performance must have been great last night because wow they're doing better in the jury than expected #eurovision #esc2025
May 17, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Give that horn to Erika, she of all people would know how to play it #eurovision #esc2025
May 17, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Already did 7 votes for zjerm but sure why not, have some more #eurovision #esc2025
May 17, 2025 at 9:23 PM