Here I am, 30 years old playing Jet Set Radio Future with my cat.

Smart lights are crazy I just turned the lights on for my cat from the pub.

Moving is so weird it’s like ok now I live here with all of my stuff?? Hope my last apartment is doing ok. Can’t wait to die without owning property.

Imagine egging someone’s house during the 2025 egg crisis. That would make them feel real bad.

Last night I had a dream that my family owned and operated a Little Caesars and instead of celebrity spokespersons we had Cenobite spokespersons who each had their own custom pizza. It was cool.

Thank God it’s Tuesday, am I right?

Shit I spilled Guy Fieries secret sauce on my cat

They blue on my sky until I social