swaglord
@swaglord.bsky.social
when I try to take a photo of her she starts to come towards me to get pats
October 28, 2023 at 3:53 AM
when I try to take a photo of her she starts to come towards me to get pats
sorry to all other tortoise shell cats but midge is the most perfect tortoise shell cat because she’s stuck small.
October 19, 2023 at 12:46 AM
sorry to all other tortoise shell cats but midge is the most perfect tortoise shell cat because she’s stuck small.
it is true that when I love hard even with pets because i teared up writing these alt texts
October 18, 2023 at 2:18 PM
it is true that when I love hard even with pets because i teared up writing these alt texts
i love him so much . he is so goofy
October 18, 2023 at 2:09 PM
i love him so much . he is so goofy
i picked her so i’m allowed to call her my favourite because she really is . look at her . ugh she’s so me
October 18, 2023 at 2:06 PM
i picked her so i’m allowed to call her my favourite because she really is . look at her . ugh she’s so me
when will i be able to post videos of her
October 18, 2023 at 2:06 PM
when will i be able to post videos of her
we’re in a recession i think we should bring swag back
October 18, 2023 at 5:11 AM
we’re in a recession i think we should bring swag back
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wait i’m sooooo anon coded rn
October 18, 2023 at 5:00 AM
wait i’m sooooo anon coded rn
actuakky artist, dog lover and avid reader does kind of perfectly describe me
October 18, 2023 at 4:58 AM
actuakky artist, dog lover and avid reader does kind of perfectly describe me
I’m so sorry ma’am, I’m afraid your daughter has been diagnosed with… Stupidbigtittius
September 5, 2023 at 3:55 PM
I’m so sorry ma’am, I’m afraid your daughter has been diagnosed with… Stupidbigtittius
this is what i want to come back as
September 4, 2023 at 2:50 PM
this is what i want to come back as
i hate having to change my name on everything if i changed it on one thing
September 2, 2023 at 5:25 AM
i hate having to change my name on everything if i changed it on one thing
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I will NOT stress about things I can’t control. 😌
September 2, 2023 at 5:19 AM
I will NOT stress about things I can’t control. 😌
now cover girl strike a pose
August 16, 2023 at 3:57 PM
now cover girl strike a pose
I just don’t think telling a stoner to stop smoking weed is the best way to stop them from smoking weed
August 14, 2023 at 7:14 AM
I just don’t think telling a stoner to stop smoking weed is the best way to stop them from smoking weed
had such a good day today! paid $570 to be told off by a doctor!
August 14, 2023 at 7:12 AM
had such a good day today! paid $570 to be told off by a doctor!
waiting until the correct time to go to sleep without waking up in the middle of the night
August 13, 2023 at 8:24 AM
waiting until the correct time to go to sleep without waking up in the middle of the night
I don’t know the posting guidelines here
August 11, 2023 at 2:58 PM
I don’t know the posting guidelines here
sorry i’ve been in the bad place (twitter)
August 11, 2023 at 2:57 PM
sorry i’ve been in the bad place (twitter)
i need a new name but like honestly i’m pretty stuck
August 10, 2023 at 12:21 PM
i need a new name but like honestly i’m pretty stuck
the worst thing about going to sleep at 5am is the urge to tell everyone about it the next day
July 26, 2023 at 10:08 AM
the worst thing about going to sleep at 5am is the urge to tell everyone about it the next day
my hash browns repeating on me is the cruelest fate known to man
July 26, 2023 at 6:56 AM
my hash browns repeating on me is the cruelest fate known to man