Sus
suse.bsky.social
Sus
@suse.bsky.social
Your friendly neighbourhood German. Agent of Awesome.
Heaven is the solitary space you find at a party with a hundred strangers and your best friend - whose party it is - to sit and pretend you're busy on your phone, while your friend flits about and mingles and looks so happy that you're happy to stay a bit longer, for her, even if it kills you inside
July 26, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Today in "there must be a German word for this", I present, without comment:

Niederschlagswasserbewirtschaftungsrecht (rainwater management law)

I bid you good day.
July 2, 2025 at 1:14 PM
After the A-Team edit, this is probably the best parody video I've made, and that's without patch 8. You ain't seen nothing yet. #baldursgate3
April 9, 2025 at 7:31 AM
Gonna leave this here as well, just in case. Calling all Baldur's Gate 3 enthusiasts! Have you come across these cave paintings? Where? #bg3 #baldursgate3 #underdark
April 1, 2025 at 3:05 PM
ASTARIONTOK I need you. Would you click here pls? vm.tiktok.com/ZNddMQHVo/ I want to spite the algo over there. (It's restricted, you see. Because a shirtless video game man is just too spicy. Grrrr.)
March 17, 2025 at 8:40 AM
The brainrot was particularly strong this week. My obsession with Baldur's Gate 3 is going nowhere, it seems. #bg3 #bg3edits
February 4, 2025 at 5:17 AM
What a day to be online. What a preposterous day.
January 19, 2025 at 7:41 PM
@annamerlan.bsky.social Lookit who's on the telly in Germany this morning! Made me smile.
September 2, 2023 at 4:52 AM
It's a problem. I have a problem.
August 29, 2023 at 6:59 AM
"Fixed some cameras that couldn't contain the force that is Astarion". Larian out here with a masterclass in patch note writing. I constantly just want to hug that entire team. Baldur's Gate is a wonder.
August 25, 2023 at 5:26 PM
I call this one "The Hottest Couple in Faerun". I'd like to thank Larian for putting the Black and Summer Green Dye in the game. LOOK AT THEM. These people do three-point-landings just getting of out bed. I love this game so much.
August 24, 2023 at 9:30 PM
I have been murdered by this videogame. Curse you, BG 3. I love you.
August 24, 2023 at 8:50 AM
Absolutely not me playing Baldur's Gate for 12 hours straight and wearing out my F5 key, until the pretty vampire finally fell in love with my character. Not. Me. Look away.
August 20, 2023 at 7:30 PM
Have some conversational German:

"Ich war durch" - lit. "I was through" - means "I got soaked".

"Ich war mit durch" - lit. "I was through with [no object]" - means "I was knackered".

Incidentally, both are true for your currently drenched, friendly neighbourhood German.
August 19, 2023 at 10:31 PM
I mean, look at this game. I don't deserve it.
August 19, 2023 at 10:40 AM
Motion to add "baldursed" into the dictionary: the condition of having 5 free hours to play Baldur's Gate 3 today, and deeming that Absolutely Not Enough.
August 19, 2023 at 10:33 AM
After almost 3.5 years of working from home with zero issues, I've finally encountered one of those "problems" the media is always on about. It's that Baldur's Gate 3 Is Right There, Your Inbox Can Wait Maybe.

Adulting is particularly hard this week, thanks, Larian.
August 16, 2023 at 5:33 AM
Maybe we should check the Bushes of Love again.
ok i need this chicken with human feet pot
They also beg us to consider a secret third thing: a chicken with human feet

(From the Museo Nacional de Antropología in Mexico City)
August 16, 2023 at 4:58 AM
*sigh* If you've ever wondered what an exploded baked potato looked like, I've got you.
August 14, 2023 at 5:02 PM
Re: Baldur's Gate 3: I have zero regrets so far. They made a D&D game with Bioware characters like they fucking KNEW MY VERY HEART. I don't even deserve this game. Gosh but I'm happy.
August 12, 2023 at 8:30 PM
Here I go. May the dice be ever in my favour.
August 12, 2023 at 5:47 PM
Ah yes, the Mile Club.
August 12, 2023 at 1:02 PM
Today was such a beautiful day for ship spotting, but I somehow screwed up my camera settings, so no pictures, except this one. I wish I wasn't mortally afraid of heights. I wanna be up in the rigging so bad.
August 12, 2023 at 12:48 PM
Quick, I need an adult: Do I splash out on Baldur's Gate 3 or do I wait a couple of patches? Maybe it doesn't even have the usual teething problems? Any advice?
August 12, 2023 at 12:18 PM
Hey, Bluesky, wanna see some blueish tall ships? (Filtered to bits because the morning was so drab.)
August 11, 2023 at 12:08 PM