Christian A. Larsen
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Christian A. Larsen
@surrealistwriter.bsky.social
Speculative fiction (J.R.R. Tolkien, Rod Serling, Stephen King) is my jam, but I also dig literary fiction (John Steinbeck, Harper Lee, F. Scott Fitzgerald).

I write better than I publish. LOSING TOUCH and THE BLACKENING OF FLESH are both out of print. :(
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Books that everyone should read at least once.. 😂
May 23, 2025 at 7:34 PM
It’s hard to tell truth from parody anymore. #theboys #vought #voughtonice
Vought On Ice - "Let's Put The Christ Back In Christmas"
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December 25, 2024 at 4:29 PM
Just in time for the holiday ... brand new from #DavidLeeRoth: #Forgiveness!
David Lee Roth - Forgiveness
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December 24, 2024 at 9:42 PM
Convicted felon Donald #Trump: "How people can like [ #LuigiMangione ] is, uh, that's a sickness, actually."

Is said "sickness" covered by #healthinsurance?
Trump says response to Luigi Mangione is 'really terrible'
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December 19, 2024 at 1:42 PM
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Look bringing back polio sounds bad. But it’s a small price to pay to get rid of pronouns in email signatures and black women in star wars.
December 13, 2024 at 5:45 PM
Horror comedy or not, the original returnofthelivingdead.com scared me as a kid worse than any other film--ever, and the trailer to the upcoming sequel looks amazing. But can it match the original's banger of a soundtrack from the Cramps, Roky Erikson, 45 Grave, T.S.O.L., & SSQ? #morebrains #tarman
RETURN OF THE LIVING DEAD (2025) | Official Announcement Teaser
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December 14, 2024 at 12:18 PM
I sure hope that #WarOfTheRohirrim is as good as it looks! #lotr #lordoftherings
The Lord of the Rings: The War of the Rohirrim | Extended Sneak Preview
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December 5, 2024 at 12:15 AM
As a #maiar and ringmaker, could #Saruman have re-embodied in the Fourth Age of #Middle-Earth? #lotr #lordoftherings #jrrtolkien #tolkien
December 4, 2024 at 10:51 AM
This Paul Sullivan quote rings way too true, especially with #JimHarbaugh there for the taking last year: "Expect [the #ChicagoBears] to go for someone they don’t have to give any real power to and will be blander than their last five coaches combined. Someone disposable by 2027."
Column: Leave it to the Chicago Bears to botch a coach firing even your Aunt Martha could see coming
It took 32 seconds of national embarrassment for George McCaskey, Kevin Warren and Ryan Poles to finally concede what everyone else already knew. And even when the Chicago Bears brain trust decided th...
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December 1, 2024 at 2:26 PM
At the Arcada Theater for the #AllmanBettsFamilyRevival with @reenielarsen.bsky.social and couldn’t be happier to hear some #AllmanBrothers Band music!
December 1, 2024 at 1:40 AM
The five creepiest #TwilightZone episodes, IMO:

• Shadow Play
• The Midnight Sun
• It's a Good Life
• The Obsolete Man
• The Dummy

What made your list?
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November 29, 2024 at 1:40 PM
Today, I'm #thankful for:

• New England, New York, New Jersey, & Tidewater,
• Illinois, Minnesota, Colorado, & New Mexico,
• California, Oregon, Washington & Hawaii,
• Federal, state, & local term limits,
• And the 74,441,420 who agree with me.

What are you grateful for? #thanksgiving
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November 28, 2024 at 1:55 PM
Ah, double standards. So much better than single standards--BECAUSE THERE ARE TWO OF THEM!
November 28, 2024 at 11:37 AM
I don’t eat a ton of red meat, but when I do, I eat a ton of red meat.
November 27, 2024 at 2:09 PM
Favorite pop/rock by decade:

• 50s: #ChuckBerry
• 60s: #Steppenwolf
• 70s: #PinkFloyd
• 80s: #GunsNRoses
• 90s: #StoneTemplePilots
• 00s: #SystemOfADown
• 10s: #GretaVanFleet
• 20s: #DirtyHoney

List needs more inclusivity. Help?
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November 27, 2024 at 11:13 AM
I'm old enough to remember when the #ChicagoBears were good in back-to-back-to-back years. It's been a while.
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November 24, 2024 at 11:02 PM
Last 5 concerts you saw?

Mine:

#steviewonder
#megadeth
@metallica.com
#jeffersonstarship
#tommyjames

🎶🎤🎸🎹🥁🎶
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November 23, 2024 at 1:08 PM
Favorite fiction authors by genre:

Adventure: #jacklondon
Crime: #mariopuzo
Fantasy: #jrrtolkien
Horror: #stephenking
Literary: #johnsteinbeck
Mystery: #arthurconandoyle
Romance: #nicholassparks
Sci-Fi: #raybradbury
Thriller: #thomasharris
Western: #cormacmccarthy

Needs more inclusivity. Help?
November 22, 2024 at 2:27 AM
The first 5 fantasy authors I've read 5+ books by:

• C.S. Lewis
• Piers Anthony
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• Dennis L. McKiernan
• J.R.R. Tolkien*

*I read the #hobbit before the rest, I count the #lordoftherings as three, and it took me a while to get through the #silmarillion.
November 21, 2024 at 1:37 PM
November 20, 2024 at 9:04 PM
But he was going into Tosche Station to pick up some power converters!
Thanks for noticing.
November 18, 2024 at 12:35 PM
I don't know what I like best--the actual solo, the custom made seven string fretted #violin, or the VH-inspired getup. They are all fire. #vanhalen #ninadigregorio
Eruption - Van Halen - Violin Cover By Nina D
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November 17, 2024 at 9:43 PM