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One of my favorite parts about having a shaggy dog is his love of fresh snow.
November 30, 2025 at 2:20 AM
One of my favorite parts about having a shaggy dog is his love of fresh snow.
In holiday movie news, I am looking forward to a sequel starring Cynthia Sterling, but that's maybe because I'll watch Lucy Punch be a snobby brat in nearly anything.
November 29, 2025 at 4:13 AM
In holiday movie news, I am looking forward to a sequel starring Cynthia Sterling, but that's maybe because I'll watch Lucy Punch be a snobby brat in nearly anything.
This reminds me of the time my insurance wouldn't cover my dentist appointment because it exceeded the area's average cost. When I asked them for the average cost, they told me they didn't share that information.
Dr Oz: "If you had a check in the mail, you could buy the insurance you thought was best for you"
November 16, 2025 at 6:06 PM
This reminds me of the time my insurance wouldn't cover my dentist appointment because it exceeded the area's average cost. When I asked them for the average cost, they told me they didn't share that information.
I can't believe I came here to talk about Bradley Whitford being the best part of The Diplomat this season only to find out it's not even the best thing Bradley Whitford is in this week.
November 11, 2025 at 10:44 PM
I can't believe I came here to talk about Bradley Whitford being the best part of The Diplomat this season only to find out it's not even the best thing Bradley Whitford is in this week.
Today is when I figured out that Woodman's expanded into Illinois before Minnesota. And I have never felt more betrayed by Wisconsin (outside of elections).
November 9, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Today is when I figured out that Woodman's expanded into Illinois before Minnesota. And I have never felt more betrayed by Wisconsin (outside of elections).
A student club at Winona State has booked a speaker to spread misinformation focusing on inaccuracies about harms that inclusivity has had on women's sports.
Another student club would like to find a speaker addressing the need for a broader definition of female athletes. Any suggestions?
Another student club would like to find a speaker addressing the need for a broader definition of female athletes. Any suggestions?
October 24, 2025 at 9:08 PM
A student club at Winona State has booked a speaker to spread misinformation focusing on inaccuracies about harms that inclusivity has had on women's sports.
Another student club would like to find a speaker addressing the need for a broader definition of female athletes. Any suggestions?
Another student club would like to find a speaker addressing the need for a broader definition of female athletes. Any suggestions?
Definitely not dispelling any concerns about US Bank acoustics at this Paul McCartney gig.
October 18, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Definitely not dispelling any concerns about US Bank acoustics at this Paul McCartney gig.
The benefit of only becoming a rabid sports fan as a perimenipausal women's sports fan is that I can just switch to an audiobook of weird British people solving a mystery and pretend like that was the sole content of my evening.
September 29, 2025 at 2:03 AM
The benefit of only becoming a rabid sports fan as a perimenipausal women's sports fan is that I can just switch to an audiobook of weird British people solving a mystery and pretend like that was the sole content of my evening.
If Kayla manages to pull the lynx through this I, the most non musical theater kid of all time, will sing the entire Wicked soundtrack.
September 29, 2025 at 1:27 AM
If Kayla manages to pull the lynx through this I, the most non musical theater kid of all time, will sing the entire Wicked soundtrack.
Where are people watching the Lynx tonight?
(Besides Bar of Their Own, since I'll be rolling in close to game time, and they will be at capacity way before then.)
#wnba #minnesotalynx
(Besides Bar of Their Own, since I'll be rolling in close to game time, and they will be at capacity way before then.)
#wnba #minnesotalynx
September 26, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Where are people watching the Lynx tonight?
(Besides Bar of Their Own, since I'll be rolling in close to game time, and they will be at capacity way before then.)
#wnba #minnesotalynx
(Besides Bar of Their Own, since I'll be rolling in close to game time, and they will be at capacity way before then.)
#wnba #minnesotalynx
I love how airplane economics means that for every single flight, airline employees have to figure out, by themselves, how to make effective emotional appeals to check bags.
September 22, 2025 at 11:53 AM
I love how airplane economics means that for every single flight, airline employees have to figure out, by themselves, how to make effective emotional appeals to check bags.
One of the best parts of the Hold Steady is that it proves that even your least conventionally hot member can be a hell of a front man.
September 19, 2025 at 9:22 PM
One of the best parts of the Hold Steady is that it proves that even your least conventionally hot member can be a hell of a front man.
I can't imagine any more exciting professional sports than this WNBA playoffs. It feels like every game is coming down to the final minutes.
September 19, 2025 at 6:17 AM
I can't imagine any more exciting professional sports than this WNBA playoffs. It feels like every game is coming down to the final minutes.
Minnesota State Fair people: Crop Art has a line. Follow the rules. Don't be a jerk. And if you make our amazing crop art supervisor cry, you should probably be kicked out of the fair.
August 30, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Minnesota State Fair people: Crop Art has a line. Follow the rules. Don't be a jerk. And if you make our amazing crop art supervisor cry, you should probably be kicked out of the fair.
Are there any Minnesotans who meet with a Thrivent rep that they really like?
August 20, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Are there any Minnesotans who meet with a Thrivent rep that they really like?
I'm not sure why I didn't realize that @stevenelsonmn.bsky.social is Milwaukee coded until he got hit on literally within 10 minutes of us attending a show.
August 16, 2025 at 5:26 AM
I'm not sure why I didn't realize that @stevenelsonmn.bsky.social is Milwaukee coded until he got hit on literally within 10 minutes of us attending a show.
My most girls' girl trait is making sure you are included in the cute pictures you take on adventures with your children.
August 16, 2025 at 2:03 AM
My most girls' girl trait is making sure you are included in the cute pictures you take on adventures with your children.
Watching the Euros, after watching the WNBA all summer... When they say "play like a girl" they mean physical as fuck, right? Because the way these women are bodying each other just doesn't happen in any men's soccer I've watched.
July 27, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Watching the Euros, after watching the WNBA all summer... When they say "play like a girl" they mean physical as fuck, right? Because the way these women are bodying each other just doesn't happen in any men's soccer I've watched.
I was in my early 20s during the dot com bust, but still pretty naive. Was this what it felt like? Reading MEET ME IN THE BATHROOM makes me feel like this was kinda what was happening.
July 22, 2025 at 6:38 PM
I was in my early 20s during the dot com bust, but still pretty naive. Was this what it felt like? Reading MEET ME IN THE BATHROOM makes me feel like this was kinda what was happening.
Divorce is sometimes really weird. I know my former husband doesn't want me to check in with him about Ozzy's death. Yet that was my first instinct, even 13 years later.
July 22, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Divorce is sometimes really weird. I know my former husband doesn't want me to check in with him about Ozzy's death. Yet that was my first instinct, even 13 years later.
It's going to be insane to figure out how to bring back the most talked-about player in the league while also stopping the momentum of one of the league's most dominant defenses.
July 4, 2025 at 12:57 AM
It's going to be insane to figure out how to bring back the most talked-about player in the league while also stopping the momentum of one of the league's most dominant defenses.
F3ver fans might make me dislike the team, but the last few games have definitely confirmed that my All-Star vote for Boston was legit. #wnba
July 3, 2025 at 11:42 PM
F3ver fans might make me dislike the team, but the last few games have definitely confirmed that my All-Star vote for Boston was legit. #wnba
It's such a weird thing when you want things you love to succeed... but not too much.
I finally caved and looked up the WNBA league pass... except that the Lynx are blacked out in order to encourage me to buy 5 other subscriptions.
I finally caved and looked up the WNBA league pass... except that the Lynx are blacked out in order to encourage me to buy 5 other subscriptions.
June 25, 2025 at 12:36 AM
It's such a weird thing when you want things you love to succeed... but not too much.
I finally caved and looked up the WNBA league pass... except that the Lynx are blacked out in order to encourage me to buy 5 other subscriptions.
I finally caved and looked up the WNBA league pass... except that the Lynx are blacked out in order to encourage me to buy 5 other subscriptions.
I made multiple people that I care about/care about me talk about seeds I'm excited about as I work on crop art.
June 21, 2025 at 5:23 AM
I made multiple people that I care about/care about me talk about seeds I'm excited about as I work on crop art.
Finstad's office doesn't even take my name anymore. Is that because I've called so much? Or that he doesn't care what his constituents want? Both?
June 13, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Finstad's office doesn't even take my name anymore. Is that because I've called so much? Or that he doesn't care what his constituents want? Both?