ozzy
@sunshinemachine.bsky.social
21, he/him
documenting the mental decline while havin a good time😎
documenting the mental decline while havin a good time😎
To the chick at the dispensary who asked me what it's like being the coolest person alive: you singlehandedly made my day id die for you
October 18, 2025 at 6:11 PM
To the chick at the dispensary who asked me what it's like being the coolest person alive: you singlehandedly made my day id die for you
Another one of my comments on tiktok is blowing up.. #celebrity
September 29, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Another one of my comments on tiktok is blowing up.. #celebrity
I may be having the shittiest day,, but my coworker trying to prank me saying a photo w a filter on was her in high school (she had her work shirt on in said photo lol) has singlehandedly made it better that was adorable
September 27, 2025 at 5:50 PM
I may be having the shittiest day,, but my coworker trying to prank me saying a photo w a filter on was her in high school (she had her work shirt on in said photo lol) has singlehandedly made it better that was adorable
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call my dyslexic the way im
pucking feak
pucking feak
January 11, 2025 at 5:30 AM
call my dyslexic the way im
pucking feak
pucking feak
Burnt myself lighting the rest of my preroll, and my first instinct was to THROW THE LIT THING onto MY BED.
September 16, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Burnt myself lighting the rest of my preroll, and my first instinct was to THROW THE LIT THING onto MY BED.
That's an awfully hot coffee pot
August 5, 2025 at 11:50 PM
That's an awfully hot coffee pot
#tbt
I was in a group call a few years ago, and someone was chewing loudly into the mic while everyone else was silent until my other friend breaks said silence by going "..is it good?"
I was in a group call a few years ago, and someone was chewing loudly into the mic while everyone else was silent until my other friend breaks said silence by going "..is it good?"
August 1, 2025 at 1:25 AM
#tbt
I was in a group call a few years ago, and someone was chewing loudly into the mic while everyone else was silent until my other friend breaks said silence by going "..is it good?"
I was in a group call a few years ago, and someone was chewing loudly into the mic while everyone else was silent until my other friend breaks said silence by going "..is it good?"
Gaga performing lovedrug AND aura in the same night has singlehandedly given me the will to live.
July 17, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Gaga performing lovedrug AND aura in the same night has singlehandedly given me the will to live.
No one can say shit to me rn my therapist just told me she could hear me getting my spark back😤😤
July 10, 2025 at 4:17 PM
No one can say shit to me rn my therapist just told me she could hear me getting my spark back😤😤
Bought a pack of 10 munchkins, was given 13. Maybe I don’t actually want to kill myself
July 4, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Bought a pack of 10 munchkins, was given 13. Maybe I don’t actually want to kill myself
Hater Level: Kendrick
June 22, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Hater Level: Kendrick
Was walking to work this morning, and this school bus just slooowly pulled up to me, and opened its doors before promptly shutting them and driving off when they realized I kept walking and that I am in fact NOT a student, and instead a grown ass adult...
June 10, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Was walking to work this morning, and this school bus just slooowly pulled up to me, and opened its doors before promptly shutting them and driving off when they realized I kept walking and that I am in fact NOT a student, and instead a grown ass adult...
Went to give the guy at the dispensary my ID, bro said it's cool cause he remembers me-
June 2, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Went to give the guy at the dispensary my ID, bro said it's cool cause he remembers me-
Currently in the break room and this woman's phone started ringing. The ring tone? The one from Sals punishment in Impractical Jokers
June 1, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Currently in the break room and this woman's phone started ringing. The ring tone? The one from Sals punishment in Impractical Jokers
I'm covered in sweat, questionable sauce, and dish water! How's your morning?
May 31, 2025 at 2:31 PM
I'm covered in sweat, questionable sauce, and dish water! How's your morning?
I've written and am currently recording an entire EP...uwu
May 22, 2025 at 4:14 PM
I've written and am currently recording an entire EP...uwu
HIM having disbanded still breaks my heart
May 16, 2025 at 6:16 PM
HIM having disbanded still breaks my heart
at least i have a backstory tragic enough I could get the golden buzzer on America's Got Talent without even opening up my mouth to sing, so..
May 16, 2025 at 6:04 PM
at least i have a backstory tragic enough I could get the golden buzzer on America's Got Talent without even opening up my mouth to sing, so..
May 13, 2025 at 12:16 AM
being bisexual is so fun, cause wdym my eyes have unlocked the men feature in porn now??
May 13, 2025 at 12:04 AM
being bisexual is so fun, cause wdym my eyes have unlocked the men feature in porn now??
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wow thats so cool can i fuck your wife now
May 12, 2025 at 4:42 AM
wow thats so cool can i fuck your wife now
edible, redbull and painting: 1
sleep: 0
sleep: 0
May 11, 2025 at 6:14 AM
edible, redbull and painting: 1
sleep: 0
sleep: 0