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suhhhseal
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still winner of the 2011 Facebook Most Beautiful Teen Contest
I Feel Like Ethan Hunt.
May 26, 2025 at 4:06 AM
this re: david hyde pierce in wet hot american summer is proof that i still control the world
May 8, 2025 at 8:00 PM
i am always justin theroux’s first ig story viewer. i’m sure of it.
May 2, 2025 at 6:18 PM
tom cruise criterion closet visit when
April 29, 2025 at 7:24 PM
I supported this guy for a while, but fuck this. Chop Suey is an amazing song.
April 28, 2025 at 5:26 PM
i’m really glad there’s a thriving community of cold by crossfade fans on instagram
April 28, 2025 at 1:15 PM
literally me
April 27, 2025 at 5:59 PM
you know lana hasn't quite caught up with the full country lifestyle because she called a 4 wheeler an "atv"
April 27, 2025 at 2:51 PM
are the tariffs why i cannot find gatorade zero anywhere in new york city new york
April 26, 2025 at 4:34 PM
my origin story is david spade referencing scanners in tommy boy
April 24, 2025 at 4:25 PM
it is a testament to my virtuosity that saying no to harvard law doesnt crack top 10 funniest things ive ever done
April 22, 2025 at 10:01 PM
thinking of how only 13 years ago i regularly paid for turkey sandwiches in quarters and dimes
April 22, 2025 at 9:45 PM
hello. almost lawyer here. texting and walking should be illegal
April 21, 2025 at 6:16 PM
it's a difficult time to be fluent in sarcasm
April 17, 2025 at 1:25 AM
dc vibes are rancid
April 15, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Before 9/11, David Spade could pick you up as soon as you deboarded the plane
April 15, 2025 at 12:06 AM
how does anyone ever know how anything is pronounced
April 13, 2025 at 10:03 PM
the only relatable thing that has been said to me in all of law school is when my professor called planners “weapons of the bourgeoisie”
April 13, 2025 at 5:58 PM
worried that politics are distracting us from david krumholtz
April 11, 2025 at 2:02 AM
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They should have called him, "David Foster Wallets!"
April 10, 2025 at 2:56 PM
people in law school: laughing at hamilton references in circuit court opinions

me: laughing at the eastbound and down "fixins" blooper reel for the 10th time this week
April 1, 2025 at 2:00 PM
very popular application that i visit often and always have fun on
March 29, 2025 at 1:10 AM
wearing my tammy wynette hat on the G train
March 28, 2025 at 1:08 AM
2025 will be topher grace's year
January 2, 2025 at 9:58 PM
seated at babygirl with a pint of blueberries
January 1, 2025 at 9:21 PM