💙Sarcastic 🤪 Suede💙
@suedesaysmagasucks.bsky.social
⚠️Strong language‼️ Here from Twitter since EM is an asshole. Canadian 🇨🇦 who despises everything Trump and Maga. Fluent in sarcasm, snark and F-bombs 💣 Love witty people and good laughs. Safe space for all but Magats🖕4:20🌿 friendly. True blue Dem.💙
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Hey everyone! 👋
If you see me liking/sharing your posts but not yet following you that is likely because I'm giving you the option of following me first (if you don't follow me already, that is). I tend to curse a lot and not everyone wants that on their feed so, out of respect, I give you...
If you see me liking/sharing your posts but not yet following you that is likely because I'm giving you the option of following me first (if you don't follow me already, that is). I tend to curse a lot and not everyone wants that on their feed so, out of respect, I give you...
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I was going to tell a joke about water, but it was too tasteless.
January 26, 2025 at 3:55 AM
I was going to tell a joke about water, but it was too tasteless.
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January 12, 2025 at 8:06 AM
Does it have to be fireproof?
Can you spare a fireproof coat in XXXL in case Trump gets off his ass and comes to help?
January 12, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Does it have to be fireproof?
Eeeee, just look at these little babies!!😍❤️
A convicted felon entering the WH is heavy.
The fires are heavy.
The fears of the next four years is heavy.
My gift to you tonight.
The fires are heavy.
The fears of the next four years is heavy.
My gift to you tonight.
January 12, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Eeeee, just look at these little babies!!😍❤️
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NEW: Merrick Garland should drop the Florida case and release both volumes of the report. My latest, with a link to email the Attorney General. Please share widely! www.muellershewrote.com/p/merrick-ga...
Merrick Garland Should Drop the Florida Case and Release Both Volumes of the Report
I'd like to talk about why the DoJ should drop the 11th Circuit appeal of Judge Cannon's dismissal of the classified documents case against Nauta and DeOliveira.
www.muellershewrote.com
January 11, 2025 at 11:36 PM
NEW: Merrick Garland should drop the Florida case and release both volumes of the report. My latest, with a link to email the Attorney General. Please share widely! www.muellershewrote.com/p/merrick-ga...
If you want to see something incredibly cute, do it.👇
Look at that baby elephant! Look. At. It.!! ❤️❤️🐘❤️👇🏼
Hmm, I wonder if I could sneak an elephant into my home without anyone catching on. So freaking cute! ❤️
January 12, 2025 at 12:19 AM
If you want to see something incredibly cute, do it.👇
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MAGA is outdoing themselves in the batshit crazy lies about L.A.
If I could bottle stupid and sell it, I could buy an election like muskrat
If I could bottle stupid and sell it, I could buy an election like muskrat
January 11, 2025 at 11:31 PM
MAGA is outdoing themselves in the batshit crazy lies about L.A.
If I could bottle stupid and sell it, I could buy an election like muskrat
If I could bottle stupid and sell it, I could buy an election like muskrat
Tootin' tRump is a gasbag from both the mouth and the rear end.💨
January 11, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Tootin' tRump is a gasbag from both the mouth and the rear end.💨
Had me at "beware," lost me at "man."
Beware!!! This man is about to move into an address that affects us all😭😭😭
January 11, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Had me at "beware," lost me at "man."
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Convicted Felon Trump, aka “PAB.” Not my President!
January 11, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Convicted Felon Trump, aka “PAB.” Not my President!
Apparently, you both thought and bought wrong.
When I bought this new face, they assured me it would be a good fit
January 11, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Apparently, you both thought and bought wrong.
Boohoo, cry me a river you lying sack of shit, your house still stands while so many others do not, save your tears for them.
James Woods went on CNN and started crying about his house burning down and smacked talked the response from officials in California for the wildfires.
But his house is still standing.
Is he gonna praise firefighters and thank Gavin Newsom now or nah?
Or even apologize for lying?
But his house is still standing.
Is he gonna praise firefighters and thank Gavin Newsom now or nah?
Or even apologize for lying?
January 11, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Boohoo, cry me a river you lying sack of shit, your house still stands while so many others do not, save your tears for them.
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Yep, hard to say what will happen when the "president-to-be" can't tell up from down, right from wrong nor fantasy from reality. Kind of hard to predict anything when you have a scatterbrained "leader" who's all over the place.
January 11, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Yep, hard to say what will happen when the "president-to-be" can't tell up from down, right from wrong nor fantasy from reality. Kind of hard to predict anything when you have a scatterbrained "leader" who's all over the place.
😂
That happens to me when I drive over an icy bridge..
January 11, 2025 at 6:56 PM
😂
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you mean like prison soap?
January 11, 2025 at 3:57 AM
you mean like prison soap?
I can't tell if the one in the middle is drinking, eating or drowning, lol. What a greedy little thing. Damn cute (all of them), too.
@denimlady2020.bsky.social
@denimlady2020.bsky.social
January 11, 2025 at 5:43 PM
I can't tell if the one in the middle is drinking, eating or drowning, lol. What a greedy little thing. Damn cute (all of them), too.
@denimlady2020.bsky.social
@denimlady2020.bsky.social
But instead it earns you presidential title and a seat in The Oval Office. Go figure.
January 11, 2025 at 5:37 PM
But instead it earns you presidential title and a seat in The Oval Office. Go figure.
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Ganja talk:🌿
You ever bite into something so sour that as soon as you took a bite your butt cheeks clenched together? 😂
You ever bite into something so sour that as soon as you took a bite your butt cheeks clenched together? 😂
January 11, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Ganja talk:🌿
You ever bite into something so sour that as soon as you took a bite your butt cheeks clenched together? 😂
You ever bite into something so sour that as soon as you took a bite your butt cheeks clenched together? 😂
Oh man, I'm posting just after smoking a doob🌿 so I might post some really stupid shit that doesn't make sense or has fucked up grammar or something. If I do, well, now you know why.🤪
January 11, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Oh man, I'm posting just after smoking a doob🌿 so I might post some really stupid shit that doesn't make sense or has fucked up grammar or something. If I do, well, now you know why.🤪
With all the businesses that tRump had go "belly up" you'd think he'd have the decency to hurry the hell up and do the same.😆
Shit, even he agrees!👇
Shit, even he agrees!👇
donald trump giving a speech with the words i 'm donald j trump and i approve this message behind him
ALT: donald trump giving a speech with the words i 'm donald j trump and i approve this message behind him
media.tenor.com
January 11, 2025 at 3:48 AM
With all the businesses that tRump had go "belly up" you'd think he'd have the decency to hurry the hell up and do the same.😆
Shit, even he agrees!👇
Shit, even he agrees!👇
fELON47 would say that hundreds of Mexican firefighters arrived in South Cal to bring drugs, bring crime and rape because he's a racist prick who lies instead of giving credit where credit is due.
Mexico, thank you, your help is immensely appreciated.
Mexico, thank you, your help is immensely appreciated.
Hundreds of Mexican firefighters have arrived in Southern California to help combat the wildfires.
Thank you, Mexico🇺🇸🇲🇽
Thank you, Mexico🇺🇸🇲🇽
January 11, 2025 at 3:21 AM
fELON47 would say that hundreds of Mexican firefighters arrived in South Cal to bring drugs, bring crime and rape because he's a racist prick who lies instead of giving credit where credit is due.
Mexico, thank you, your help is immensely appreciated.
Mexico, thank you, your help is immensely appreciated.
Charlie Kirk and long lost brother Nick Fuentes reunited at last.
January 11, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Charlie Kirk and long lost brother Nick Fuentes reunited at last.