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Suchandrika
@suchandrika.bsky.social
· Mar 1
Announcing the shortlist for the 2025 Bournemouth Writing Prize. These wonderful writers will be featured in the anthology on sale in April.
Two overall winners announced next week.
CONGRATS TO ALL & THANKS TO EVERYONE WHO ENTERED!
We are already working on the 10th Anniversary BW Prize for 2026!
Two overall winners announced next week.
CONGRATS TO ALL & THANKS TO EVERYONE WHO ENTERED!
We are already working on the 10th Anniversary BW Prize for 2026!
i could not be more thrilled! 'sewing' is a poem very close to my heart and i'm overjoyed that the bournemouth judges liked it 💖
Mona Lisa-ing @camdenfringe.bsky.social in mid-August, come and see me!
camdenfringe.com/events/mona-...
camdenfringe.com/events/mona-...
Mona Lisa, You’ve Been Framed! (WIP) - Camden Fringe
Mona Lisa has escaped from The Louvre! She's armed with a selfie stick and has just learned about feminism, colonialism, breaking news notifications - so, understandably, she's incandescent with rage....
camdenfringe.com
June 6, 2025 at 10:22 AM
Mona Lisa-ing @camdenfringe.bsky.social in mid-August, come and see me!
camdenfringe.com/events/mona-...
camdenfringe.com/events/mona-...
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If you read the testimonies of the people starving to death in Gaza you'll realise that they had normal lives and jobs two years ago. They worked in IT, they were chefs or nurses, they had small businesses, they underwent IVF, they cooked big family meals. They are no different to you or me.
May 8, 2025 at 1:36 PM
If you read the testimonies of the people starving to death in Gaza you'll realise that they had normal lives and jobs two years ago. They worked in IT, they were chefs or nurses, they had small businesses, they underwent IVF, they cooked big family meals. They are no different to you or me.
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why would i, a 38 year old, ever care that a 24 year old thinks i am uncool?
i am uncool. being uncool and not caring is the best part of getting older.
being cool was mostly uncomfortable and expensive. being uncool is chill as hell.
i am uncool. being uncool and not caring is the best part of getting older.
being cool was mostly uncomfortable and expensive. being uncool is chill as hell.
May 8, 2025 at 3:35 PM
why would i, a 38 year old, ever care that a 24 year old thinks i am uncool?
i am uncool. being uncool and not caring is the best part of getting older.
being cool was mostly uncomfortable and expensive. being uncool is chill as hell.
i am uncool. being uncool and not caring is the best part of getting older.
being cool was mostly uncomfortable and expensive. being uncool is chill as hell.
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this is my news source
April 21, 2025 at 9:51 AM
this is my news source
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‘I once imposed tariffs on an island only populated by penguins’
April 3, 2025 at 1:51 PM
‘I once imposed tariffs on an island only populated by penguins’
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Gonna be a real popular seller this year!
March 31, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Gonna be a real popular seller this year!
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I didn’t really understand this, let alone how to enforce it when i was a photographer, I’m pretty sure the comedy industry owes me at least £100k in late fees in total
If you're a freelancer in the UK and have a client who chronically pays late, quick reminder that you're legally entitled to apply interest for every day the invoice is late past the due date. There's a handy calculator you can use here along with an explainer on commercial debt: dontpaylate.uk
UK Late Payment Interest Calculator
This is an interest and debt recovery fee calculator for UK businesses with commercial debt. We hope you like it! It’s free to use, quick and we think it looks nice too!
dontpaylate.uk
March 26, 2025 at 2:48 PM
I didn’t really understand this, let alone how to enforce it when i was a photographer, I’m pretty sure the comedy industry owes me at least £100k in late fees in total
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In terms of *absolute* poverty after housing costs, the DWP assesses that its measures will push 150,000 adults (all working age) and 50,000 children into absolute poverty by 2029/30
March 26, 2025 at 2:23 PM
In terms of *absolute* poverty after housing costs, the DWP assesses that its measures will push 150,000 adults (all working age) and 50,000 children into absolute poverty by 2029/30
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If you haven't seen it, last week I wrote and performed five poems that were entirely unrelated to each other. One of the poems is a rap where I say the words "I'm a sexual confection with a flesh and blood erection" and that's not even the most unsettling bit of it.
youtu.be/qFB60vNBdYA?...
youtu.be/qFB60vNBdYA?...
This performance is nothing to do with Shrek - 5 unrelated poems (including 1 Gingerbread Man rap)
YouTube video by Guy Kelly
youtu.be
March 18, 2025 at 4:48 PM
If you haven't seen it, last week I wrote and performed five poems that were entirely unrelated to each other. One of the poems is a rap where I say the words "I'm a sexual confection with a flesh and blood erection" and that's not even the most unsettling bit of it.
youtu.be/qFB60vNBdYA?...
youtu.be/qFB60vNBdYA?...
if you're bored you can have a look inside my mind here, revealed @theacms.bsky.social earlier this month:
youtu.be/zB2oGPfheBI?...
youtu.be/zB2oGPfheBI?...
Mona Lisa on the run with a selfie stick at ACMS - March 2025
YouTube video by Suchandrika
youtu.be
March 21, 2025 at 12:36 PM
if you're bored you can have a look inside my mind here, revealed @theacms.bsky.social earlier this month:
youtu.be/zB2oGPfheBI?...
youtu.be/zB2oGPfheBI?...
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It’s still not gonna shag you mate. www.theguardian.com/technology/2...
ChatGPT firm reveals AI model that is ‘good at creative writing’
As tech firms battle creative industries over copyright, OpenAI chief Sam Altman says he was ‘really struck’ by product’s output
www.theguardian.com
March 12, 2025 at 4:34 PM
It’s still not gonna shag you mate. www.theguardian.com/technology/2...
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Much excellence at Monday's #ACMS, hat-tip to:
🏘️ @turlygod.bsky.social, currently being emailed by 19 different estate agents about e.g. a 9-bed new build (WHY?)
🛋️ memory tour guide Ben Target, and ever-willing audient James
🎨 @suchandrika.bsky.social's Mona Lisa
📖 @brainmage.bsky.social's Shrek
🏘️ @turlygod.bsky.social, currently being emailed by 19 different estate agents about e.g. a 9-bed new build (WHY?)
🛋️ memory tour guide Ben Target, and ever-willing audient James
🎨 @suchandrika.bsky.social's Mona Lisa
📖 @brainmage.bsky.social's Shrek
March 11, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Much excellence at Monday's #ACMS, hat-tip to:
🏘️ @turlygod.bsky.social, currently being emailed by 19 different estate agents about e.g. a 9-bed new build (WHY?)
🛋️ memory tour guide Ben Target, and ever-willing audient James
🎨 @suchandrika.bsky.social's Mona Lisa
📖 @brainmage.bsky.social's Shrek
🏘️ @turlygod.bsky.social, currently being emailed by 19 different estate agents about e.g. a 9-bed new build (WHY?)
🛋️ memory tour guide Ben Target, and ever-willing audient James
🎨 @suchandrika.bsky.social's Mona Lisa
📖 @brainmage.bsky.social's Shrek
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#ACMS
📆TONIGHT
🏰The Phoenix pub
🎟️£8+ from wegottickets.com/event/650104/ till 5pm, then £10 on the door from 7pm
😻hosted by @turlygod.bsky.social, with eg
@brainmage.bsky.social, @extralegs.bsky.social, @suchandrika.bsky.social AND MORE
🌈free guestlist for trans & non-binary folk, DM us your names
📆TONIGHT
🏰The Phoenix pub
🎟️£8+ from wegottickets.com/event/650104/ till 5pm, then £10 on the door from 7pm
😻hosted by @turlygod.bsky.social, with eg
@brainmage.bsky.social, @extralegs.bsky.social, @suchandrika.bsky.social AND MORE
🌈free guestlist for trans & non-binary folk, DM us your names
March 10, 2025 at 11:41 AM
#ACMS
📆TONIGHT
🏰The Phoenix pub
🎟️£8+ from wegottickets.com/event/650104/ till 5pm, then £10 on the door from 7pm
😻hosted by @turlygod.bsky.social, with eg
@brainmage.bsky.social, @extralegs.bsky.social, @suchandrika.bsky.social AND MORE
🌈free guestlist for trans & non-binary folk, DM us your names
📆TONIGHT
🏰The Phoenix pub
🎟️£8+ from wegottickets.com/event/650104/ till 5pm, then £10 on the door from 7pm
😻hosted by @turlygod.bsky.social, with eg
@brainmage.bsky.social, @extralegs.bsky.social, @suchandrika.bsky.social AND MORE
🌈free guestlist for trans & non-binary folk, DM us your names
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If Jain doesn't get to Edinburgh this year, we tear that festival to the ground. Deal? Deal.
gofund.me/260281a1
gofund.me/260281a1
Donate to Jain's Fringe Fund, organized by Jain Edwards
TLDR
Hello. My name is Jain Edwards and I am raising money to go to the Fringe this year.
I am ta… Jain Edwards needs your support for Jain's Fringe Fund
gofund.me
March 7, 2025 at 3:17 PM
If Jain doesn't get to Edinburgh this year, we tear that festival to the ground. Deal? Deal.
gofund.me/260281a1
gofund.me/260281a1
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Think we’ve forgotten about the time that Elon was booed so badly by fans of Dave Chapelle (of all people) that he locked himself in his office and Twitter employees considered calling the cops to do a wellness check.
What I’m saying is we can go harder.
What I’m saying is we can go harder.
March 5, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Think we’ve forgotten about the time that Elon was booed so badly by fans of Dave Chapelle (of all people) that he locked himself in his office and Twitter employees considered calling the cops to do a wellness check.
What I’m saying is we can go harder.
What I’m saying is we can go harder.
The job hunt is going just great, thanks
March 6, 2025 at 9:34 AM
The job hunt is going just great, thanks
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#ACMS
📆Monday 10th March
🏰The Phoenix pub
🎟️£8+ from wegottickets.com/event/650104/
😻 hosted by @turlygod.bsky.social, with eg @adamlarter.bsky.social, @charlievmartin.bsky.social, @brainmage.bsky.social, @tomwhistom.bsky.social AND MORE
🌈free guestlist for trans & non-binary folk, DM us your names
📆Monday 10th March
🏰The Phoenix pub
🎟️£8+ from wegottickets.com/event/650104/
😻 hosted by @turlygod.bsky.social, with eg @adamlarter.bsky.social, @charlievmartin.bsky.social, @brainmage.bsky.social, @tomwhistom.bsky.social AND MORE
🌈free guestlist for trans & non-binary folk, DM us your names
March 4, 2025 at 1:35 PM
#ACMS
📆Monday 10th March
🏰The Phoenix pub
🎟️£8+ from wegottickets.com/event/650104/
😻 hosted by @turlygod.bsky.social, with eg @adamlarter.bsky.social, @charlievmartin.bsky.social, @brainmage.bsky.social, @tomwhistom.bsky.social AND MORE
🌈free guestlist for trans & non-binary folk, DM us your names
📆Monday 10th March
🏰The Phoenix pub
🎟️£8+ from wegottickets.com/event/650104/
😻 hosted by @turlygod.bsky.social, with eg @adamlarter.bsky.social, @charlievmartin.bsky.social, @brainmage.bsky.social, @tomwhistom.bsky.social AND MORE
🌈free guestlist for trans & non-binary folk, DM us your names
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uh oh i think i left my retainer at the orgy
March 3, 2025 at 12:55 PM
uh oh i think i left my retainer at the orgy
I don’t need to go to the gym actually I just cut up 4-6 large sweet potatoes once a week
March 3, 2025 at 1:06 PM
I don’t need to go to the gym actually I just cut up 4-6 large sweet potatoes once a week
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jesus this is an Alexander Dumas novel
March 1, 2025 at 11:46 PM
jesus this is an Alexander Dumas novel
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Just so we're clear was it not a crisis when it was the other way around?
Young women are now consistently earning more than their male counterparts for the first time, according to a report that warns of a social “crisis” gripping young men
The lost boys: how a generation of young men fell behind women on pay
www.thetimes.com
March 1, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Just so we're clear was it not a crisis when it was the other way around?
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Jesus Christ: I died for your sins
JD Vance: Just say thank you
JD Vance: Just say thank you
March 1, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Jesus Christ: I died for your sins
JD Vance: Just say thank you
JD Vance: Just say thank you