Suburban Metatron
@suburbanmetatron.bsky.social
Dad, Husband, Voice of God
Some more exploring at the edge of my property revealed that what I thought were just enormous murder shoots, are actually blackberries!
May 8, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Some more exploring at the edge of my property revealed that what I thought were just enormous murder shoots, are actually blackberries!
A benefit to having 100ft of septic line replaced and delaying any lawn care is finding the native wildflowers that are usually mowed over 🌱 #Gardening #Wildflowers
May 8, 2025 at 12:32 PM
A benefit to having 100ft of septic line replaced and delaying any lawn care is finding the native wildflowers that are usually mowed over 🌱 #Gardening #Wildflowers
The first billionaire to start paying GOP congresspeople and senators to stop trump gets to keep his head.....on his body for an open casket (a very generous offer compared to what the other 700+ will get)
February 5, 2025 at 12:14 PM
The first billionaire to start paying GOP congresspeople and senators to stop trump gets to keep his head.....on his body for an open casket (a very generous offer compared to what the other 700+ will get)
Totally not a priority, but after we "Gaddafi" Elon, Rashida Tlaib needs to genuinely apologize to Kamala and America while we draw and quarter Jill Stein.
February 5, 2025 at 11:35 AM
Totally not a priority, but after we "Gaddafi" Elon, Rashida Tlaib needs to genuinely apologize to Kamala and America while we draw and quarter Jill Stein.
Not to start some bullshit right out the gate, but why is nobody talking about how Wicked specifically goes against the book source material?
January 3, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Not to start some bullshit right out the gate, but why is nobody talking about how Wicked specifically goes against the book source material?
Just once I need @noelfielding.bsky.social to look into the cameras of The Great British Bake Off and say, "You've seen my downstairs mix-up". And what's great is almost zero regular watchers of the show will get it.
December 21, 2024 at 1:24 PM
Just once I need @noelfielding.bsky.social to look into the cameras of The Great British Bake Off and say, "You've seen my downstairs mix-up". And what's great is almost zero regular watchers of the show will get it.
Gotta love that Scott Laughton doubled his season goal total with a hatrick tonight
December 13, 2024 at 2:25 AM
Gotta love that Scott Laughton doubled his season goal total with a hatrick tonight
Tim Burton and Danny Elfman look like a human that the other one designed and I think that's romantic
December 12, 2024 at 8:44 PM
Tim Burton and Danny Elfman look like a human that the other one designed and I think that's romantic
I have to say, Timothy Chalamet is doing a very believable "Sports Man" cosplay on College agameday
December 7, 2024 at 4:07 PM
I have to say, Timothy Chalamet is doing a very believable "Sports Man" cosplay on College agameday
Just for the record, murder is bad. I couldn't care less about the United Healthcare CEO, but murder is illegal for a reason.
December 7, 2024 at 1:24 PM
Just for the record, murder is bad. I couldn't care less about the United Healthcare CEO, but murder is illegal for a reason.
Sometimes I think about how Tucker Carlson's favorite band probably knows who he is and hates his fucking guts...and that's nice
December 4, 2024 at 1:39 PM
Sometimes I think about how Tucker Carlson's favorite band probably knows who he is and hates his fucking guts...and that's nice
Why is Pete Hegseth all over my fucking TV instead on South Korea?
December 4, 2024 at 1:12 PM
Why is Pete Hegseth all over my fucking TV instead on South Korea?
Now that I've clawed myself out of the Twitter Hellscape.... we're still doing sourdough, right?
November 20, 2024 at 5:31 PM
Now that I've clawed myself out of the Twitter Hellscape.... we're still doing sourdough, right?