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🇺🇸🌺 Cranky Cloud Yeller on Borneo 🌺🇲🇾
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60 yo. Yank happily self-exiled to Miri, Sarawak, GMT +8

Traveler & reader; explorer of my worlds. Former sailor & diver. Music fan. Hat wearer.

Autistic agoraphobe; DX @ 57

Just a strange guy out there looking for my peeps. Come, join me.
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After a post I just wrote, I feel compelled to summarize it in many of my other feelings.

I do not care: if you are tall, short, straight, gay, bi, trans, something else I don't understand or even know of, blue-eyed, brown-eyed, thin, fat, black, white, red, yellow, Left-Handed, right-handed
Post a bird to support @sbworkersunited.org and warn your followers not to buy Starbucks for the duration of the strike 🪶
November 14, 2025 at 5:21 AM
We all know it's really the Loon.
Trivia question #2 #Canada

All Canadians should know this.

Canada’s National Animal is the ___________.

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November 13, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Reposted by 🇺🇸🌺 Cranky Cloud Yeller on Borneo 🌺🇲🇾
Is Schumer still the minority leader? Is Durbin still the whip? Is Cortes-Masto still a vice chair? Good Democrats -- rank and file, those committed to restoring party --must tell Act Blue and every candidate with hands out for the coming midterms -- that there's no cash coming without new leaders.
November 11, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Like a cheap asian massage parlour...
Imagine sex with me. Wrong. More garlic powder.
November 11, 2025 at 9:54 AM
Come to South East Asia.....
The restaurant where I order my poke bowl changed their ingredients and upped the price. So I get less fresh food, more ultra processed crap, AND I have to pay more for that 🙄

So fine, I bought everything I need to make them now because fuck that shit

Like $25 for a rice bowl like come on
November 11, 2025 at 8:25 AM
I have a tendency to sleep midnight to noon and being in an equatorial country. That means I only have 6 hours of sunshine in my day. It's actually quite nice.
November 11, 2025 at 8:23 AM
It's Schödinger's lamp when you're not there to observe it.
my new AI powered lamp is trained on millions of lamp interactions so it understands that 50% of chain pulls are to turn it on and the other 50% are to turn it off. and honestly, it's a little spooky how it knows exactly what i want almost half of the time
November 11, 2025 at 7:57 AM
Soooo very Canadian.
french fries and gravy
November 11, 2025 at 5:14 AM
Wait, the Welsh actually practice and train?

Oh wait that's over a decade ago.
Checkout this 2011-12 Wales Rugby Training Top (XXL)

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#TheKitman

#201112 #Rugby #UnderArmour #WalesRugby #WRU #Football #Soccer #Footballshirts #SoccerJerseys
November 10, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Because it's the last vestige of passive aggressive that we're allowed. Don't take it away from us. We need something.
Why do men over 40 sneeze so fucking aggressively?
November 10, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Where they shall be met by a pod of mischievous and hungry orcas all of whom have a taste for fattened livers.
leaving a trail of stock options to lead senate dems onto the ice floe and then sending them out to sea
November 10, 2025 at 8:36 AM
Summer of '80, family took a vacation to upper Michigan.

8-Year-Old brother becomes fascinated with The Fitz.

We stop and see the sailor's chapel in Detroit, we see museums at the locks, after trip he writes the Coast guard and gets a copy of the formal investigation. Fascinating reading.
I'm so worried about what'll happen when our kids are old enough to have phones!!!! 😮😮😮
November 10, 2025 at 8:27 AM
Or give yourself a generational reference in your name. Once had to work with a lawyer whose name was September 'Jones' III.

She was everything you think of when you look at that name. Except lacking the ability to take advantage of the incredible education she had been given.

Nasty and dumb ...
The easiest way to get rich is to hyphenate your last name.

Seriously, do you know anyone named “Smythe-Follansbee” who doesn’t have millions?
November 9, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Toto, I don't think we're in Kansas anymore.
November 7, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Just got my bi-monthly haircut. 10 Malaysian ringgit (about $2.50) and about a ringgit per minute.

Being bald on top, I call it the no- -low-tight.

Strictly a function over form event. And I will do it again in 2 weeks
November 4, 2025 at 11:40 AM
Something tells me that little red dress had one hell of a weekend.
November 3, 2025 at 8:25 AM
This is something Canada has excelled at since 1993....
November 2, 2025 at 7:24 AM
Did he just call the Islamic terrorists "sweet"?
I will gladly give up social media, give up my ANTIFA membership, enroll in the Repucan party, tithe to it, and buy his, and Melania's Bitcoins if he can point to Nigeria on a map
November 2, 2025 at 7:14 AM
Baseball itself is the punishment.

Hockey, rugby...high speed, read and react, big hits.
This game is the baseball equivalent of being punished for stealing fire.
November 2, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Toronto & L.A.

1993 all over again. But that was NHL and just the semi finals.

Oh, Canada.
November 2, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Who could possibly afford to try to eat 50 eggs in an hour these days?
Stuart Rosenberg’s multi Academy Award nominated 🇺🇸 American prison drama “COOL HAND LUKE” starring Paul Newman, George Kennedy, J. D. Cannon, Robert Drivas, Lou Antonio and Strother Martin premiered #OnThisDay in 1967 at Loew's State Theatre in New York City

🎬 Warner Bros. - Seven Arts
November 1, 2025 at 3:36 PM
What button do I press to shock the monkey? Asking on behalf of Peter Gabriel.
Thank you for calling Greeneville Zoo. Press 1 for hours. Press 2 to speak with a monkey.
November 1, 2025 at 3:32 PM
You guys should all get together and do an international chat show. The Cephalopodcast.

(Great until all the snail freaks create the Gastropodcast, they're slimy.)
On the bus to the final day of the squid conference, I can hear people speaking Spanish, Portuguese, Japanese, & English in 3 different accents. And we all work on squid octopus and cuttlefish 🥹

I know this is literally how international conferences work, but I just think that’s so wonderful.
October 31, 2025 at 7:09 AM