Stomping Porcupine
@subjectivewiz.bsky.social
Contrarian. Master of Arts in Ornery.
Protector of my own peace.
Protector of my own peace.
I mean....I straighten up a little. I don't want her to quit. 😳
October 21, 2025 at 12:41 AM
I mean....I straighten up a little. I don't want her to quit. 😳
I'm not sure. But this past weekend, I was watching sitting on my couch and minding my own business when this furry little 10-pound Antifa operative curled up next to me and forced me into a 2-hour nap. With this type of power, he is probably their leader.
October 15, 2025 at 2:55 PM
I'm not sure. But this past weekend, I was watching sitting on my couch and minding my own business when this furry little 10-pound Antifa operative curled up next to me and forced me into a 2-hour nap. With this type of power, he is probably their leader.
Yes. Because nosey people outside don't need to see what's going on inside my house.
September 26, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Yes. Because nosey people outside don't need to see what's going on inside my house.
What's their taste buds have to do with me? I eat what I want. You eat what you want. It's not complicated.
Would you seriously date a picky eater?
It's a hell no for me.
It's a hell no for me.
September 26, 2025 at 10:49 PM
What's their taste buds have to do with me? I eat what I want. You eat what you want. It's not complicated.
Correct. They sound like they're reading a script.
September 26, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Correct. They sound like they're reading a script.
And THIS is less stressful than working for the federal government rn
How does one apply for this job?
Look at this good boy!!
Look at this good boy!!
September 26, 2025 at 10:23 PM
And THIS is less stressful than working for the federal government rn
Shiiiid I'm just handing out life advice this year
September 26, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Shiiiid I'm just handing out life advice this year
Pumpkin spice. Expeditiously.
September 26, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Pumpkin spice. Expeditiously.
They should ask for raises. Or at least hazard pay on account of working for this administration.
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Trump administration rehires hundreds of federal employees laid off by DOGE
Hundreds of laid-off federal employees who managed government workspaces are being called back to their jobs as the Trump administration walks back plans to slash its real estate portfolio.
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September 26, 2025 at 1:31 PM
They should ask for raises. Or at least hazard pay on account of working for this administration.
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Growing up, my dog used to go hide if anyone under the age of 5 came in the house. I believe she felt it was a setup and noped tf right on out 😂
Chef absolutely will check a kid just sayin keep your kids in check 😂
September 20, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Growing up, my dog used to go hide if anyone under the age of 5 came in the house. I believe she felt it was a setup and noped tf right on out 😂
Even though her running mate was a Midwestern white dude with a keen understanding of farm culture and the needs of rural America. But they just couldn't.
Once again…
All folks had to do was vote for the super qualified Black Lady with a degree in economics.
All folks had to do was vote for the super qualified Black Lady with a degree in economics.
September 18, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Even though her running mate was a Midwestern white dude with a keen understanding of farm culture and the needs of rural America. But they just couldn't.
I want even a Kimmel watcher. But now I've gotta cancel my Disney+ subscription and mostly ignore my favorite season of the year (football). And this is why fascism is so insidious.
Each and every person who voted for this admin can fuck all the way off.
Each and every person who voted for this admin can fuck all the way off.
a man in a red hat and fur coat says i hate you i hate you
ALT: a man in a red hat and fur coat says i hate you i hate you
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September 18, 2025 at 11:06 AM
I want even a Kimmel watcher. But now I've gotta cancel my Disney+ subscription and mostly ignore my favorite season of the year (football). And this is why fascism is so insidious.
Each and every person who voted for this admin can fuck all the way off.
Each and every person who voted for this admin can fuck all the way off.
Because that heifer needs consequences, that's why. Then maybe she'll learn that selling out as a path to prosperity is wicked work and that not everybody is going to tolerate her ish.
I hope they take everything. Right down to her crusty drawz. Including her hair relaxer and her toenail clippers.
I hope they take everything. Right down to her crusty drawz. Including her hair relaxer and her toenail clippers.
When they open the first Museum of the Attention Economy this will be one of one of the exhibits. Why is this even happening?? Why are things Candace Owens is saying having any consequence??
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Macrons to offer 'scientific' court evidence to prove Brigitte is a woman, lawyer says
They have filed a lawsuit against US right-wing influencer Candace Owens who claims the French first lady was born male.
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September 18, 2025 at 10:38 AM
Because that heifer needs consequences, that's why. Then maybe she'll learn that selling out as a path to prosperity is wicked work and that not everybody is going to tolerate her ish.
I hope they take everything. Right down to her crusty drawz. Including her hair relaxer and her toenail clippers.
I hope they take everything. Right down to her crusty drawz. Including her hair relaxer and her toenail clippers.
She said naw dog, we won't be doing that here 🤣
Can we flush Congress, every single one of them, and hire the European Parliament to take their place
#ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles
#ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles
September 14, 2025 at 8:33 AM
She said naw dog, we won't be doing that here 🤣
I cosign this as a 55yo in the midst of a life pivot 👏🏿
September 14, 2025 at 8:17 AM
I cosign this as a 55yo in the midst of a life pivot 👏🏿
Naw. G'on ahead and document the ain't-shit-ness in real time.
you supposed to wait until you leave a mf to go to the internet about how they ain’t shit.
September 13, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Naw. G'on ahead and document the ain't-shit-ness in real time.
Talking about me behind my back right in front of my face. I've been threatening to get a tattoo for decades but could never decide on what I want 😳
I love how people without tattoos say they can't decide on something that they want permanently on their body and won't regret or get sick of.
Meanwhile, people with tattoos are like "I paid $100 for a gumball machine to randomly spit out a flash tattoo design"
Meanwhile, people with tattoos are like "I paid $100 for a gumball machine to randomly spit out a flash tattoo design"
September 13, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Talking about me behind my back right in front of my face. I've been threatening to get a tattoo for decades but could never decide on what I want 😳
Married people are THE MOST awful spokespersons for marriage.
September 13, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Married people are THE MOST awful spokespersons for marriage.
So...they're not really against "cancel culture", they just object to anyone being allowed to cancel THEM.
September 12, 2025 at 6:50 PM
So...they're not really against "cancel culture", they just object to anyone being allowed to cancel THEM.
When is the White House going to deploy the national guard to that dangerous campus in Utah?
a man wearing a suit and tie is standing in a field of yellow flowers
ALT: a man wearing a suit and tie is standing in a field of yellow flowers
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September 11, 2025 at 10:48 PM
When is the White House going to deploy the national guard to that dangerous campus in Utah?
Racism dictates that white-on-white crime in very white spaces MUST be the fault of Black people minding our own damn business. Because their perceived supremacy only makes sense if they take NO accountability.
September 11, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Racism dictates that white-on-white crime in very white spaces MUST be the fault of Black people minding our own damn business. Because their perceived supremacy only makes sense if they take NO accountability.
Saw Sign O' The Times at the local IMAX tonight and...
There were so many old people. And it forced me to confront the fact that I am, in fact, old people now.
There were so many old people. And it forced me to confront the fact that I am, in fact, old people now.
an elderly woman is sitting at a table holding a pair of glasses in her hand
ALT: an elderly woman is sitting at a table holding a pair of glasses in her hand
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August 30, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Saw Sign O' The Times at the local IMAX tonight and...
There were so many old people. And it forced me to confront the fact that I am, in fact, old people now.
There were so many old people. And it forced me to confront the fact that I am, in fact, old people now.
For real. We need to start gatekeeping our language better. From now on, code switch when they're around and refuse to answer any questions.
August 29, 2025 at 7:42 PM
For real. We need to start gatekeeping our language better. From now on, code switch when they're around and refuse to answer any questions.
So now we've arrived at the freely punishing political opponents chapter of the fascism playbook.
Trump has canceled Kamala Harris' Secret Service protection that had been extended by previously undisclosed Biden order
Trump cancels Kamala Harris’ Secret Service detail that was extended by undisclosed Biden order | CNN Politics
President Donald Trump revoked Kamala Harris’ Secret Service protection on Thursday, according to a copy of a letter reviewed by CNN.
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August 29, 2025 at 1:06 PM
So now we've arrived at the freely punishing political opponents chapter of the fascism playbook.
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Babbitt got what she deserved and Loomer is a psychopathic bigot.
August 29, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Babbitt got what she deserved and Loomer is a psychopathic bigot.