Andrew
@straussanator.bsky.social
LFGM (Andrew’s version) 🏳️🌈
📍Brooklyn
📍Brooklyn
Hacking into my Facebook account so I can see the suburban moms in my hometown crash out tonight
November 4, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Hacking into my Facebook account so I can see the suburban moms in my hometown crash out tonight
How many speedos is too many for Ptown?
August 1, 2025 at 1:07 AM
How many speedos is too many for Ptown?
Me waiting for my daily vodka soda ration in HK
March 10, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Me waiting for my daily vodka soda ration in HK
Ok I’m back on the skeet app
March 10, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Ok I’m back on the skeet app
Checked my portfolio
March 4, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Checked my portfolio
Guys is it BAD to have a great player for seven years?
Is Juan Soto the worst-best free agent ever?
We convened a panel made of 32 MLB execs, former execs, coaches and scouts for his annual spring training survey.
🔗 http://dlvr.it/THynlL
We convened a panel made of 32 MLB execs, former execs, coaches and scouts for his annual spring training survey.
🔗 http://dlvr.it/THynlL
February 14, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Guys is it BAD to have a great player for seven years?
Launch me into the sun
Garcia: "Elon Musk is sending his unqualified DOGE staff to carry out this agenda across all these agencies. And in some cases, actually teenage staffers. No accountability, no experience, and problematic records. They're trying to rob you, and they're probably a minorrrrrr."
February 12, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Launch me into the sun
Merry Christmas skeeters!
December 25, 2024 at 7:12 PM
Merry Christmas skeeters!
It’s only Thursday
December 19, 2024 at 4:17 PM
It’s only Thursday
Live for hotel mirrors
December 18, 2024 at 11:26 PM
Live for hotel mirrors
Imagine what Taylor's Flighty would look like?
December 18, 2024 at 4:31 PM
Imagine what Taylor's Flighty would look like?
Did you really beam me up?
December 4, 2024 at 2:19 PM
Did you really beam me up?
Straight people Spotify Wrappeds are wild
December 4, 2024 at 2:17 PM
Straight people Spotify Wrappeds are wild
“Hi I hear you’re giving out pardons”
December 2, 2024 at 6:47 PM
“Hi I hear you’re giving out pardons”
End of an Era: didn’t get any “hey you in town” texts last night from unknown numbers
November 30, 2024 at 2:44 AM
End of an Era: didn’t get any “hey you in town” texts last night from unknown numbers
another day another speedo
November 23, 2024 at 7:00 PM
another day another speedo
I’ve ended up on middle class mom packing lunches tok and it’s oddly relaxing
November 20, 2024 at 1:58 AM
I’ve ended up on middle class mom packing lunches tok and it’s oddly relaxing
This will be a big season for the Children of the World
November 20, 2024 at 1:54 AM
This will be a big season for the Children of the World
Love a hotel mirror
November 19, 2024 at 3:17 PM
Love a hotel mirror
Become a lobbyist and see the world!!!!*
*get a glass of wine from the sad hotel bar to take to your room
*get a glass of wine from the sad hotel bar to take to your room
November 19, 2024 at 2:54 AM
Become a lobbyist and see the world!!!!*
*get a glass of wine from the sad hotel bar to take to your room
*get a glass of wine from the sad hotel bar to take to your room