Storms
@stormysmusic.bsky.social
Bass Mama @ The Humblers 🎸
Pilates Punk & Certified Instructor 💪
Karaoke Evangelist 🎤
Twitch bitch 🎧
Los Angeles 🌴
Pilates Punk & Certified Instructor 💪
Karaoke Evangelist 🎤
Twitch bitch 🎧
Los Angeles 🌴
Christmas shopping online Bugs Bunny-style. One for you, one for me. Two for you, one, two for me. Three for you, one, two, three for me
November 23, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Christmas shopping online Bugs Bunny-style. One for you, one for me. Two for you, one, two for me. Three for you, one, two, three for me
Sometimes I see a website selling a run-of-the-mill type of blanket for like $275 and I'm like, WTF, but then the reviews are like "I used this blanket when I summited Everest and I'm still alive, 5 stars" and I'm like... ok then
November 20, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Sometimes I see a website selling a run-of-the-mill type of blanket for like $275 and I'm like, WTF, but then the reviews are like "I used this blanket when I summited Everest and I'm still alive, 5 stars" and I'm like... ok then
I had to get prescription toothpaste and it is purple and sparkly and bubblegum-flavored and I am not mad about it at all
November 14, 2025 at 12:47 AM
I had to get prescription toothpaste and it is purple and sparkly and bubblegum-flavored and I am not mad about it at all
Keep Honking
I'm Reading Cormac McCarthy's Profoundly Influential 1985 Novel "Blood Meridian"
I'm Reading Cormac McCarthy's Profoundly Influential 1985 Novel "Blood Meridian"
October 29, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Keep Honking
I'm Reading Cormac McCarthy's Profoundly Influential 1985 Novel "Blood Meridian"
I'm Reading Cormac McCarthy's Profoundly Influential 1985 Novel "Blood Meridian"
You know you're 44 years old when you're hanging out at the grocery store on a Friday night, singing along to a 1991 Phil Collins hit that's playing on the speakers and only buying things that you have coupons for
October 18, 2025 at 4:20 AM
You know you're 44 years old when you're hanging out at the grocery store on a Friday night, singing along to a 1991 Phil Collins hit that's playing on the speakers and only buying things that you have coupons for
I just heard Usher's "Yeah!" absolutely BLARING outside my window, accompanied by a man shouting "DWP!" Apparently meter readings are equivalent to going to the club these days
October 16, 2025 at 3:46 PM
I just heard Usher's "Yeah!" absolutely BLARING outside my window, accompanied by a man shouting "DWP!" Apparently meter readings are equivalent to going to the club these days
Why are people still replying-all for no good goddamn reason in the year of our lord 2025
August 22, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Why are people still replying-all for no good goddamn reason in the year of our lord 2025
Listening to "I Just Called to Say I Love You" at CVS while getting 2 vaccine shots: 10/10
Listening to it while watching The Woman in Red (1984): 0.5/10
Listening to it while watching The Woman in Red (1984): 0.5/10
August 17, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Listening to "I Just Called to Say I Love You" at CVS while getting 2 vaccine shots: 10/10
Listening to it while watching The Woman in Red (1984): 0.5/10
Listening to it while watching The Woman in Red (1984): 0.5/10
Male Science Fiction Writer Avoid Describing Nipples and Areolas in the First 2 Pages of Your Novel Challenge (Difficulty Level: Impossible)
July 30, 2025 at 6:18 AM
Male Science Fiction Writer Avoid Describing Nipples and Areolas in the First 2 Pages of Your Novel Challenge (Difficulty Level: Impossible)
I'm trying to do my civic duty and report a downed power line to 311 and it's taking 17 years for some reason??? Nick Hexum would be handling it so much faster than this
a man in a white tank top is holding a pepsi bottle in his hand and says woahhh .
Alt: A GIF of Nick Hexum, singer for the band 311, from the music video for the song "Amber," with the caption "WOAHHH"
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June 17, 2025 at 8:26 PM
I'm trying to do my civic duty and report a downed power line to 311 and it's taking 17 years for some reason??? Nick Hexum would be handling it so much faster than this
I never thought I would be at a point in my life where I'm fantasizing about finally getting home so I can eat my first meal of the day and it's cottage cheese, but here we are
May 29, 2025 at 10:03 PM
I never thought I would be at a point in my life where I'm fantasizing about finally getting home so I can eat my first meal of the day and it's cottage cheese, but here we are
I have a nightmare at least once a week about teaching a Pilates class where everything is going wrong 🙃
May 23, 2025 at 5:53 PM
I have a nightmare at least once a week about teaching a Pilates class where everything is going wrong 🙃
As much as I love to say "I told you so," sometimes it really sucks to be proven right.
May 19, 2025 at 7:01 PM
As much as I love to say "I told you so," sometimes it really sucks to be proven right.
Ran out of my usual razor cartridges and had to use one of these ancient relics I dug up from the Drawer Where Excess Toiletries Go to Die. I would have been better off going to the beach to find a clam shell to shave with, in terms of comfort and effectiveness
May 12, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Ran out of my usual razor cartridges and had to use one of these ancient relics I dug up from the Drawer Where Excess Toiletries Go to Die. I would have been better off going to the beach to find a clam shell to shave with, in terms of comfort and effectiveness
Searching for dopamine by reading the bad Yelp reviews of a business owned by a person I can't stand
April 9, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Searching for dopamine by reading the bad Yelp reviews of a business owned by a person I can't stand
I was jammin' to KLOS for like 45 minutes, which is an unusually long time, when I realized their station IDs had changed to "SoCal's Yacht Rock." I fell for it for about .75 seconds until I remembered what day it is. I wouldn't be mad at it though!
April 1, 2025 at 10:25 PM
I was jammin' to KLOS for like 45 minutes, which is an unusually long time, when I realized their station IDs had changed to "SoCal's Yacht Rock." I fell for it for about .75 seconds until I remembered what day it is. I wouldn't be mad at it though!
They say that if you laugh at your own jokes, it means you are either a genius or insane. I think I might qualify for both
April 1, 2025 at 8:26 PM
They say that if you laugh at your own jokes, it means you are either a genius or insane. I think I might qualify for both
How do you politely interrupt someone's conversation to say "Can you please disconnect your fucking phone from the Bluetooth speaker if you are not going to play music"
March 31, 2025 at 11:22 PM
How do you politely interrupt someone's conversation to say "Can you please disconnect your fucking phone from the Bluetooth speaker if you are not going to play music"
Werewolves of London. When I was 16, I caused a car accident because I was so distracted changing the radio station. Warren Zevon owes me money
Fuck your favourite song. Tell me your least favourite song. The one that makes you die inside the moment you hear the first 3 seconds.
March 31, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Werewolves of London. When I was 16, I caused a car accident because I was so distracted changing the radio station. Warren Zevon owes me money
FedEx thinks a package that's still in New Mexico as of 11:30 am will be "delivered today." Be fucking for real. What are these delusions of shipping grandeur
March 27, 2025 at 6:32 PM
FedEx thinks a package that's still in New Mexico as of 11:30 am will be "delivered today." Be fucking for real. What are these delusions of shipping grandeur
Don't invite me to a "white party," do you know how messy I am?!
March 25, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Don't invite me to a "white party," do you know how messy I am?!
Someone called me a "music genius" yesterday and I was like... you are WILDLY exaggerating but also can I put you down as a resume reference
March 24, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Someone called me a "music genius" yesterday and I was like... you are WILDLY exaggerating but also can I put you down as a resume reference
I have not felt either of the last 2 earthquakes and I don't know if that's good or bad
March 9, 2025 at 8:58 PM
I have not felt either of the last 2 earthquakes and I don't know if that's good or bad
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I do not believe you understood the assignment, watercoolertrivia dot com
March 2, 2025 at 4:42 PM
I do not believe you understood the assignment, watercoolertrivia dot com
You know it's going to be a good month when one of the line items on your to-do list is just "Mezcal"
March 2, 2025 at 9:29 PM
You know it's going to be a good month when one of the line items on your to-do list is just "Mezcal"