Standing in my kitchen alone
@stndinmyktchnalone.bsky.social
I don’t not have things to say
My Substack - https://substack.com/@standinginmykitchenalone?r=i6yxt&utm_medium=ios
My Substack - https://substack.com/@standinginmykitchenalone?r=i6yxt&utm_medium=ios
Sunday Moodboard ✨ Welcome June.
Make the life. Wear the pink. Throw the water balloon. Laugh even when it’s messy.
#standinginmykitchenalone #junemoodboard #creativewomen #feministmoments #softrebellion #womenwhowrite
Make the life. Wear the pink. Throw the water balloon. Laugh even when it’s messy.
#standinginmykitchenalone #junemoodboard #creativewomen #feministmoments #softrebellion #womenwhowrite
June 1, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Sunday Moodboard ✨ Welcome June.
Make the life. Wear the pink. Throw the water balloon. Laugh even when it’s messy.
#standinginmykitchenalone #junemoodboard #creativewomen #feministmoments #softrebellion #womenwhowrite
Make the life. Wear the pink. Throw the water balloon. Laugh even when it’s messy.
#standinginmykitchenalone #junemoodboard #creativewomen #feministmoments #softrebellion #womenwhowrite
you can’t have both, I say to my legs, either your shaved or have lotion…
May 28, 2025 at 9:14 PM
you can’t have both, I say to my legs, either your shaved or have lotion…
Who knew my breaking point would be trying to put a wet bathing suit back onto a wet child… while wondering if the shelves will even exist for holiday shopping.
New essay up → link in bio.
#SummerSpiral #EssayistLife
#SubstackWriter #ParentingHumor#PopCultureEssays #MomsWhoWrite #SunscreenDrama
New essay up → link in bio.
#SummerSpiral #EssayistLife
#SubstackWriter #ParentingHumor#PopCultureEssays #MomsWhoWrite #SunscreenDrama
May 15, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Who knew my breaking point would be trying to put a wet bathing suit back onto a wet child… while wondering if the shelves will even exist for holiday shopping.
New essay up → link in bio.
#SummerSpiral #EssayistLife
#SubstackWriter #ParentingHumor#PopCultureEssays #MomsWhoWrite #SunscreenDrama
New essay up → link in bio.
#SummerSpiral #EssayistLife
#SubstackWriter #ParentingHumor#PopCultureEssays #MomsWhoWrite #SunscreenDrama
The tariffs. The heat. The sunscreen.
New post up on Substack: "Summer Is Too Hot to Also Be This Economically Stressful"
Link in bio
#StandingInMyKitchenAlone #SoftChaos #RelatableAF #SubstackWriter #RealMomLife #PopCultureEssays #ParentingHumor #MomHumor #SummerSurvival #FeministVibes
New post up on Substack: "Summer Is Too Hot to Also Be This Economically Stressful"
Link in bio
#StandingInMyKitchenAlone #SoftChaos #RelatableAF #SubstackWriter #RealMomLife #PopCultureEssays #ParentingHumor #MomHumor #SummerSurvival #FeministVibes
May 13, 2025 at 11:47 PM
The tariffs. The heat. The sunscreen.
New post up on Substack: "Summer Is Too Hot to Also Be This Economically Stressful"
Link in bio
#StandingInMyKitchenAlone #SoftChaos #RelatableAF #SubstackWriter #RealMomLife #PopCultureEssays #ParentingHumor #MomHumor #SummerSurvival #FeministVibes
New post up on Substack: "Summer Is Too Hot to Also Be This Economically Stressful"
Link in bio
#StandingInMyKitchenAlone #SoftChaos #RelatableAF #SubstackWriter #RealMomLife #PopCultureEssays #ParentingHumor #MomHumor #SummerSurvival #FeministVibes
This and a president who doesn’t take bribes from Qatar
May 13, 2025 at 12:39 AM
This and a president who doesn’t take bribes from Qatar
Sunday Mood Board (Monday Morning addition)
Here’s to cozy and moody and some chaos. LFG!
#weeklymoodboard #moodboard #vibecheck #softaesthetic #funnywriter
#standinginmykitchenalone #chaosmood #relatableaf #sundaymood
#popculturemood #realmomlife #essayistlife #weeklyreset
Here’s to cozy and moody and some chaos. LFG!
#weeklymoodboard #moodboard #vibecheck #softaesthetic #funnywriter
#standinginmykitchenalone #chaosmood #relatableaf #sundaymood
#popculturemood #realmomlife #essayistlife #weeklyreset
May 12, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Sunday Mood Board (Monday Morning addition)
Here’s to cozy and moody and some chaos. LFG!
#weeklymoodboard #moodboard #vibecheck #softaesthetic #funnywriter
#standinginmykitchenalone #chaosmood #relatableaf #sundaymood
#popculturemood #realmomlife #essayistlife #weeklyreset
Here’s to cozy and moody and some chaos. LFG!
#weeklymoodboard #moodboard #vibecheck #softaesthetic #funnywriter
#standinginmykitchenalone #chaosmood #relatableaf #sundaymood
#popculturemood #realmomlife #essayistlife #weeklyreset
My son just informed me he would like to snuggle me forever. So if you ever see him out in the world tell him he’s not doing his job.
May 11, 2025 at 2:44 PM
My son just informed me he would like to snuggle me forever. So if you ever see him out in the world tell him he’s not doing his job.
Sometimes I feel like my best work is letter writing. But that’s probably bc I never see it again.
May 10, 2025 at 11:12 AM
Sometimes I feel like my best work is letter writing. But that’s probably bc I never see it again.
The things I can get done with my red light therapy 10 min mask on is far greater than one husband giving one child a bath. #morhersday
May 9, 2025 at 11:37 PM
The things I can get done with my red light therapy 10 min mask on is far greater than one husband giving one child a bath. #morhersday
I sorted romantic comedies by SEASON because yes, there is a right and wrong. And I’m probably wrong.
New post on Substack:
Go read it, nod aggressively, and send to your rewatch buddy.
#RomComSeason #FeministHumor #SubstackWriter #PopCultureWriter #HumorWriting
#StandingInMyKitchenAlone
New post on Substack:
Go read it, nod aggressively, and send to your rewatch buddy.
#RomComSeason #FeministHumor #SubstackWriter #PopCultureWriter #HumorWriting
#StandingInMyKitchenAlone
May 9, 2025 at 7:23 PM
I sorted romantic comedies by SEASON because yes, there is a right and wrong. And I’m probably wrong.
New post on Substack:
Go read it, nod aggressively, and send to your rewatch buddy.
#RomComSeason #FeministHumor #SubstackWriter #PopCultureWriter #HumorWriting
#StandingInMyKitchenAlone
New post on Substack:
Go read it, nod aggressively, and send to your rewatch buddy.
#RomComSeason #FeministHumor #SubstackWriter #PopCultureWriter #HumorWriting
#StandingInMyKitchenAlone
It’s sunday! Here’s my mood (board) for the week ahead. #sundaymood
May 4, 2025 at 6:52 PM
It’s sunday! Here’s my mood (board) for the week ahead. #sundaymood
Latest Substack - bc I f*cking hate bath time. standinginmykitchenalone.substack.com/p/wet-angry-...
May 1, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Latest Substack - bc I f*cking hate bath time. standinginmykitchenalone.substack.com/p/wet-angry-...
In this crazed political environment how much time can I spend worrying about lamp shades?
April 27, 2025 at 8:40 PM
In this crazed political environment how much time can I spend worrying about lamp shades?
My hair feels weird today. So now you know that.
April 27, 2025 at 3:15 PM
My hair feels weird today. So now you know that.
I will no longer be reading “breaking news” without my emotional support martini.
April 27, 2025 at 3:07 PM
I will no longer be reading “breaking news” without my emotional support martini.
January 21, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Reposted by Standing in my kitchen alone
Reposted by Standing in my kitchen alone
First post of 2025 💋
January 8, 2025 at 4:22 PM
First post of 2025 💋